Now, to tie up some loose ends, I present you with the epilogue.

Harry followed Voldemort into the movie theater.

His story had earned him extra fame and it had even gotten rid of Ron. He was so proud of himself!

But he needed to find out why the chicken had crossed the road.

Hmm, he thought. Voldemort seems to be buying tickets to a movie. How strange.

Harry bought two tickets and went in.

The previews were awesome. He especially wanted to see the movie called Every Villain Is Lemons. It was about two villains who tried to take over the world... and epically failed. It was also based off a story by a guy named nony0mous.

He sneaked into the row behind Voldemort. And then he whispered: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

And Voldemort replied: "To catch the world premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2!"

Before Harry could contemplate this answer, Ron came in.

"But – how?" Harry asked.

"I told the old man that I was a Martian. He reasoned that a Martian would never reveal that he was really a Martian, so I was let go.

"Unfortunately for you, I really am a Martian."

And he pulled out his machine gun and pulled the trigger.

And that's the end.

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