Naruto the terror of konoha

Chapter 2 Tsunade

"Naruto is that you?" asked Jiraiya.

" No da captain obvious!" Naruto said with a sarcastic tone

" What happened to you?" he asked as he looked at his student, who still looked like a shark with legs

"Truth be honest…I don't know" when Jiraiya heard this he face palmed but paid attention as Naruto continued, "I remember hearing a voice of a woman, and before you say anything no it wasn't the kyuubi, this voice was a woman's voice… I think it came from the mighty minnow over there's sword" he said while he pointed to Kisame's dead body

" By the way did you know that both of them tasted good?" Naruto asked with a smile on his face as he watched Jiraiya face turn green

"Anyways, the voice told me her master was coming to get me but she wouldn't let him get me, when the Gay prick who I ripped in half over at the hotel and his butt buddy, the mighty minnow, came to the door the voice came back but much stronger, it told me that it would always protect me from my enemies, minnow swung the sword and it… I don't know it fused with me I guess." He shrugged

" Can you change back?" asked the perverted sannin.

"Don't you think I would of done that bye now?" asked the newly made shark man in a dead panned expression.

Naruto's eyes suddenly widened as he turned and grabbed kisame's head and ripped it from his shoulders with one hand before he ran back in the direction of the hotel with Jiraiya close at his heels.

"Hey brat what are you doing" asked Jiraiya as he followed his student, who was surprisingly very fast in his new form even with the bulky blade like fins on his arms and back.

" You moron!" He shouted to the sannin, "Do you remember how much money is one these morons heads? I'll be rich enough to bribe Tsunade to come back if all else fails!"

Jiraiya was stunned.

'He's right,' he thought, "with all this money Naruto could be as rich as konoha is!'

His thoughts ended when they arrived at Itachi's torso, where Naruto ripped his head off in a similar fashion before storing them in a bag that Naruto had grabbed from on of the vendors while on the way here.

"Well brat will visit a bounty hunter's office after we find Tsunade" Jiraiya said as he began walking to the bars in the red light distract with Naruto close behind "Yeah whatever-"

Naruto was interrupted by a screech of rage.

"You!" screeched Sasuke as he looked at Naruto with hate in his eyes, "YOU STOLE MY REVENGE!"

He charged up a chidori and charged Naruto, much to his shock, but he quickly shook it off as he dodged to the left and grabbed Sasuke's wrist as he ran by.

As soon as his hand connected with Sasuke's wrist the chidori died and almost all of Sasuke's charka was absorbed in to Naruto to the point that Sasuke passed out from charka exhaustion.

"Remind me again," asked Naruto his shoulders shaking with rage

"HOW THIS MENTAL NUT CASE IS METALLY READY TO BE A NINJA!"

Jiraiya shook his head at the young uchiha's unconscious form, "probably the council's doing only they would let this psycho be a ninja."

Approximately 3 seconds after Jiraiya said that a loud cry of

"LEAF WERALWIND!"

Was heard before a green blur was seen, spinning towards Jiraiya's head causing him to create a human size indent in the wall next to him with Gai apologizing profusely be for he noticed Naruto.

" AH! Stay back terror of the seas you shall not eat Jiraiya-sama!" He shouted

And was about to attack before Jiraiya stopped him and explained what happened.

(Sniff, sniff) " NARUTO –KUN YOUR FLAMES OF YOUTH BURN BRIGHLY FOR BEING ABLE TO STAND SUCH A HORRIBLE FATE!" Gai shouted as tears of 'youth' ran down his face before he picked up the pick off the floor and took him back to konoha leaving Naruto and Jiraiya with deadpanned expressions on their face

"Pervy sage?"

"Yeah brat?"

"We never speak of this agreed?"

"Agreed."

They both set off to find Tsunade or a hotel for the night which ever came first.

The next day in Tazana town

Naruto and Jiraiya were searching the local bars and casinos for Tsunade.

Jiraiya looked a little shaken up for some reason, probably from waking up to your students shark like maw grinning at you while saying " I… AM HUNGRY!" while Narutowas slightlydifferent, after he had turned into the shark man that he now was, he decided to get a clock to hide his more prominent features, mainly the fins and the tail,

As they continued to search for the runaway medic Naruto turned to his perverted sensei

"Oi perv, does Tsunade smell like poker chips and really cheap sake?"

"Well when I'm around her that's what she smelled like to me why?"

Naruto points at an extremely busty blonde woman with her hair in pig tails while wearing a green coat that had the kanji for gamble on the back walked in to a bar right in front of them with a woman with black hair and a pig in her arms followed close behind.

"… Yeah that's her." Jiraiya said as he looked at the women who went in the doorway.

"Well lets go get here and bring her back and fast I want to try and talk to samehada when this is over."

And with that they entered the bar to convince, or in Naruto's opinion force if what he had heard was true, to come back to konoha and be the 5th hokage.

Inside the bar

"Tsunade!" what a surprise seeing you here!" shouted Jiraiya as he walked closed to the slug sannin.

"Jiraiya?, what are you doing here?" she asked as her ex teammate and his mysterious cloaked figure approached the table she and her apprentice were sharing.

Jiraiya and company sat down and Jiraiya got straight to business.

" Tsunade you heared about what happened to sensei right?"

"Yeah," she answered Orochimaru killed him."

Yeah well… Tsunade, you need to come back to konoha by order of the council to be the new hokage."

Hokage huh? … I refuse."

Suddenly the stranger in the cloak spoke up, "Well you perverted bastard we tried it your way, now where going to do it my way."

The mans shadowed covered face turned to the slug summoner

" You and me, we fight. If I win you become hokage if you win you get all the money from the two heads I've collected deal?"

Tsunade laughed as she spoke, " You think you can take me brat? HA I bet the heads you collected aren't worth-"

She was cut off as the hooded man dumped a sack with two bulges in that had dried blood on the bottom on the table in front of her.

As Tsunade opened the bag and looked inside she gasped as she saw the severed heads of Itachi Uchiha and Kisame hoshigaki stared back at her.

She looked up at his shadowed face, her own face pale, as she spoke "I accept your challenge."

"Good" the man answered as he took the bag back and stood and walked out the door with Jiraiya, Tsunade and Shizune.

As they took there positions Tsunade started to regain he former pride as she raised her finger as she spoke

" One finger is all I need to beat you punk."

" Yeah whatever hag, the council my want you back but they didn't say whether or not you had all the flesh on your arms!"

Naruto ripped off his cloak bared his dagger like teeth in a hungry snarl.

Tsunade paled considerably when she saw her opponent's appearance and froze in fear for a few precious moments.

And it was those few moments that sealed her fate.

Naruto blurred through a series of Handseals and spat out a large amount of water that formed a bubble that only encased the street to spare innocent lives. As Tsunade held her breathe she saw Naruto shoot toward here faster than what should be possible and latched his jaws around her shoulder on her right arm and torn a chunk of flesh out as she screamed in pain before he wrapped his arms around her and began to eat her charka through his skin until she was unconscious.

Naruto released the justu and dragged Tsunade my here foot back to Jiraiya and Shizune, who both had their jaws dropped.

" Well what are you waiting for? Lets go!"

Naruto turned and began walking in the direction of the hotel for a chance to talk to Samehada.

(Well people this is all I got for now like it love it let me know and send me some Ideas for how Naruto meets Tenten)