Ciel Comes to High School with Me – Chapter 1

The Bus Ride and 1A

Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroshitsuji. It belongs to Yana Toboso.

Author's Note: So, I was really bored, and felt like branching out a bit in my fan-fic style of writing. I've never written a script story before, so I thought it would be cool to make something new. If you don't like script-style, too bad for you.

Rated T for language, and you know, cuz that's just kindof what Kuroshitsuji is.

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Julia: Can I sit here? *Points to empty bus seat*

Me: Yeah, sure. *Julia sits down* AAAAH! YOU JUST SAT ON CIEL!

Julia: *looks flustered and concerned* What? Where?

Me: I kidnapped him and brought him to school with me!

Julia: *starts to stand up* Well I'll go sit somewhere else then-

Me: *pulls Julia back down* Don't be ridiculous! He can sit up there. *points to top of bus seat* *pushes Ciel on top* *Ciel shoots me a grumpy look*

Suddenly, the bus turned an extremely sharp corner, and hit a curb. (A/N: Yeah, I have a crappy bus driver…)

Ciel: AAAAAH! *He is thrown from his precarious perch and hits the floor*

*Julia and I look at him laying in a crumpled heap upon the floor. He slowly climbs back on his seat*

Me: Here, Ciel, wanna listen to some music with me?

Ciel: No.

Me: Ok then! *Shoves earbud into Ciel's ear*

We listen to music until we get to school. I walk to my locker and put my iPod in my purse.

Ciel: You've got some weird music….'Mit Dir Chillin'? What the hell is that?

Me: Why, Ciel-kun, I thought a dignified English noble like you would speak more than 1 language…anyhow, it's German for 'Chillin With You'.

We walk to my 1A class and sit down. Here comes 90 minutes of pure boredom.

Ciel: What class is this?

Me: Ugh. Speech.

Ciel: So, uh, what the hell do we do?

Me: Well, you don't do anything. But I listen to people's speeches and then comment on at least two of them.

Ciel: Sounds boring.

Me: IT IS!

*20 minutes later*

*Ciel head-butts himself on the desk*

Me: Ciel! Don't hurt yourself!

Ciel: I can't take it! How much longer is this?

Me: *glances at watch* We're not even halfway done!

Ciel: *groans in disgust and rolls off the table onto the floor*

Jacob walks up to the podium to give his speech.

Me: *zones out and almost falls asleep* *gets whacked on the head by Ciel's cane- I mean, walking stick- and jolts back to life, becoming lucid* Thanks.

Ciel: Anytime.

Nathan walks up to give his speech. I start thinking about Kuroshitsuji and Ciel and Sebby. I am suddenly jolted back into reality when I hear mention of bird wings.

Nathan: …..blah blah blah…I want bird wings….blah blah blah…

Me: 0_o Holy shit! Bird wings! *fantasizes and has a total Maximum Ride moment*

Nathan: ….blah blah blah…I am claustrophobic too, so I would fly over everyone's heads if I got stuck in a crowd….blah blah blah….

Me: O.O Holy shit! Am I sure he's not somebody from the Flock in disguise?

We sit through another 20 minutes of torture and 'character building exercises'. Finally, the class is dismissed.

Ciel: Where is everyone going?

Me: To their lockers and their next class dumbshit. It's high school.

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