Miku Hatsune awoke, feeling refreshed. The 1st of March was one of her favorite days, because it was the first day of spring. She flipped the page over of her calander, and almost died.

'1st of March - Justin Bieber's Birthday!'

Miku flinched. Why couldn't August the 31st be on the calander? It was the virtual divas birthday then. Miku already knew what she had planned today; to fly to Canada and hit Justin Bieber with a leek. She giggled evilly as she leaped downstairs, grabbing a leek that was already set out on the counter. She called out that she was leaving the house, but she didn't get a reply. Not like she cared. Once she arrived at the airport, she flew in her private jet straight to Canada.

Once in Canada, she managed to track down Justin Bieber's location and she finally arrived. She was shocked. As she kicked open the door, hoping to look intimidating, she saw that her fellow Vocaloids were already there, holding a variety of different objects. Luka held her famous tuna, obviously going to slap someone with it, Gakupo had his samurai swords at the ready and even Kaito was holding his precious ice cream above Justin's head.

A huge cake was in front of Justin, with the words 'Happy Birthday!' iced on to the top. The birthday boy looked pretty shocked and he was about to get hit with the whole force of the Vocaloids until;

"STOP IN THE NAME OF ROADROLLERS!" Someone shouted, and Rin Kagamine popped out of the cake, pulling her twin up with her. She was glaring at her friends, "How dare you try to hurt Justin!"

Everyone was confused, they thought that Rin didn't like him either.

"Yes, don't hurt our vocal coach!" Len added innocently, trying to shake Rin's hand off of his arm.

Miku stared at the pair, confused, "Vocal coach?"

"Yeah!" Rin answered, "How did you think Len's voice was so high?"

Oh dear gawd, that is the most random thing I have ever written, EVER!

You see, at school today my friend who is madly in love with Justin Bieber said it was his birthday and I said I would hit him with a leek...you get the point, this happened. xD

I'm not in any way trying to bash Justin evilly, but such random inspiration only comes every once in a while! ^^ So please don't flame this like 'omggg! u hate justin!11one!1'

Heck, I haven't even met the guy, I'm just not a fan of his... O_O