"There, it's not so bad," Danny said confidently as he finished taping up the battered doll.

"If by not so bad you mean it couldn't look any worse than yes," Tucker said.

"You could be a little more optimistic," Danny said.

"Danny Sam's here!" Maddie yelled from downstairs.

"Good luck," Tucker said as he was about to leave the room, Danny grabbing him by the back of his shirt.

"No way, your just as responsable as I am," Danny said as he shoved the doll into Tucker's arms.

"Are you kidding me, you told me to throw it to you!" Tucker said as he shoved it back.

"And you should have known bett-" Before Danny could finish his bedroom door knob turned and Danny quickly hid the doll behind his back. Sam casually stepped in, curiously analyzing the nervous expressions on her best friends faces.

"Why do you guys looked so freaked out?" Sam asked.

"Tucker was just telling me about his foot fungus," Danny said, hoping Sam wouldn't see through his lie.

"Hey, I don't have-" Tucker stopped as he felt a sharp kick to his right leg.

"Uh gross, so wheres Charlotte?" Sam asked, noticing Danny turn a little pale at the question.

"She's uh fine..." Sam turned from curious to suspicious.

"Danny, wheres our baby?" Sam asked with a piercing stare.

"It's actually kind of a funny story, right Tucker?" He turned to find he and Sam were now the only ones in the room.

"Coward," Danny whispered under his breath.

"Danny, What did you do to our baby?" Sam asked, Danny knew he couldn't lie his way out of it.

Danny took in a deep breath, hoping it wouldn't be his last.

"She kind of fell."

"You dropped her?"

"Something like that."

"Show her to me."

"But-"

"NOW"

Sam's jaw dropped as she stared at the mummified looking doll in front of her. Her hands turned to fists.

"I know it looks bad but..."

Meanwhile, outside...

Tucker winced as he heard Sam's screams and curses from outiside of the Fenton home. He kept running without looking back.

The next day, inside of Casper High School...

"Come on Sam, you can't just not talk to me forever," Danny pleaded as Sam shut her locker and walked away without uttering a word.

Danny sighed.

"Hey dude check it out,"

Danny turned to find Tucker holding his plastic baby doll, although now it wore a pirate hat and had an eyepatch around its missing eye.

"You think Salamens not gonna notice it's missing an eye just caused you dressed it like a pirate?" Danny asked.

"Well at least my baby doesn't look like a mummy," Tucker said as he glanced at the taped up baby head stiking out of Danny's backpack.

"Maybe if you had better aim," Danny scowled.

"Maybe if you had better fatherly skills," Tucker retorted.

They stopped arguing at the sound of the lunch bell.

"Yes, I'm starving," Tucker said.

"When are you not starving," Danny said as the two made their way to lunch.

"When I'm eating," Tucker replied.

Later, at lunch...

"Tucker can you please tell Sam that I'm sorry for the hundreth time," Danny said.

"Tucker can you please tell Danny that sorry won't bring our baby back to life," Sam said.

"Tucker can you please tell Sam that I worked hard to fix our project."

"Tucker can you please tell Danny to take that mummified monster and shove it up-"

"Enough!" Tucker shouted as he slapped his meatball grinder back onto his plate.

"I can't enjoy my lunch with all this fighting!"

"Sam can you please just talk to Danny already!"

"I see no reason to talk to a baby killer," Sam said.

"It was never alive!" Danny shouted.

"It was alive until it fell out of a window!" Sam replied furiously.

Tucker slapped his head onto the lunch table, it was going to be a long day...

Later, in English class...

"Sam..." Danny whispered to the angry goth he sat beside. She ignored his whisper.

"Sam..."

"Sam..."

Suddenly a paper ball impacted the back of her head.

"What?" Sam whispered back in anger.

"Look," Danny said as he pulled a new looking doll out of his backpack.

"How did you?"

"I'll explain later," Danny said.

Flashback to three minutes ago...

"What did you do to it?" Paulina screamed in anger as Dash held the mummified doll.

"I swear I didn't do anything Paulina this isn't our baby!" Dash exclaimed.

"I swear to God Dash this is the last time I work with you on anything!" Paulina yelled as she stormed off.

Back to the present time...

"Is this how you would treat your own son Mr. Baxter?" Mr Salamen asked angrily.

"I'm telling you it's not mine!" Dash exclaimed as he waved the tape covered doll, it's arm coming off in the process. The classroom was now filled with laughter.

"Don't you think this is a little harsh," Sam whispered to a smirking Danny.

"No, harsh was when he pushed me into the girls locker room last week, this is payback with benefits," Danny said as he leant back in his chair.

"Thats an F Mr. Baxter now please sit down," Mr. Slamen said as he placed the baby onto his desk. A frustrated Dash stormed back to his seat.

Later, after school...

"Ah, revenge is sweet," Danny said as the three walked to his house.

"The look on Dash's face was priceless," Tucker said with a smile.

"It was pretty funny seeing Paulina get a detention for cursing at him in spanish," Sam said.

"Hey, race you guys home, loser buys pizza," Danny said.

Soon the three were racing down the sidewalk, Danny in the lead with Sam catching up and Tucker close behind her.

"Danny look out for that-" Before Tucker could finish Danny had tripped over a large crack in the sidewalk, his backpack flying off of his shoulder and onto the street.

The three watched in horror as several cars ran over it.

"Please tell me the baby wasn't in your backpack."

Danny glanced over at Tucker who was already half way down the block.

Danny stared up at Sam.

"Five second head start?"

"Three."

"Fair enough," Danny said as he began running off, three seconds later Sam was close behind him.