This idea for some crack romantic shit came to me after re-reading reviews for my other stories. I think it'll be interesting by the time I'm done.

Ellis stared at the computer screen in front of him. His stomach twisted slightly with nausea that threatened to overflow. What he had just come across was enough to make a small child cry. His hand was frozen over the mouse and he was suddenly overcome with the urge to pick up the computer before him and chuck it to the other end of the room. He regained his composure as he heard the door behind him open. Canvas shoes clopped across the floor until they stopped behind him. A small feminine hand laid itself on his shoulder as the brunette behind leaned forward towards the screen.

"Ellis… what are you reading?" Zoeys voice reverberated in his ear from the proximity of her face to his ear. The smell of gunpowder and hand soap assaulted his nose from her being so close.[1] He watched her eyes scan the screen just as he previously had. Suddenly she stopped and made a small keening noise in the back of her throat.

"That's seriously fucked up" she said "Whoever wrote this deserves to be thrown into the bog of eternal stench or something." He nodded, still speechless.

"What do you think he thinks?" she asked.

"He doesn't know." he replied, finding his voice.

"What does who not know?" a voice asked as it entered the room. Ellis looked behind him to see Nick trying to make sense of what he just said. He apparently gave up and opted to try and see what was so interesting.

"I think we should go." a shiver ran up his spine as Zoey whispered in his ear. She took a hold of his arm his with her small hands and proceeded to pull him out the door. As they exited the small room he heard the distinctive sound of Nick planting his butt in the computer chair.

"Zo, what are we-?" he asked only to be cut off by her finger to his lips. She wrapped her arms around his neck and leaned her head into the crook of his neck. He instinctively wrapped his arms around her in return. Heat crept up his cheeks in response to the close proximity.

"I'm proving a point" she murmured, her breath tickling the skin of his neck. Ellis opened his mouth to ask what point she meant but was interrupted by Nick's shouting.

"What the hell is a Yaoi pairing? ….. AW FUCK! OVERALLS THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY I'D EVER THINK OF YOU THAT WAY!"

[1] I imagine she'd smell something like this. Gunpowder is obvious but I imagine her being a lady would snatch up the hand soap from every bathroom they passed and try to clean herself. I know I would.

I hate Yaoi pairings with a passion. So much. I ship EllisxZoey, FrancisxRochelle, a parental relationship between Zoey and Bill. I also imagine Rochelle thinks of Ellis like a kid brother just from the way she talks to/about him.

So some previouse comments i made were in poor taste. I admit that. But keep in mind that people do stupid shit when their minds are preoccupied with family issues such as a guardian being in the hospital for several days. I don't feel well mentally and was just trying to feel a little better about it by poking fun at a pairing i don't particularly care for. I dont usually apologize for petty things such as this but I feel as if I am entitled to clear my name so to speak.

So there. I'm fucking sorry. Stop bitching me out now.