Thanks, kinnandkamfan on Tumblr (*waves in general direction*) for giving me this idea :)

This is the first time I've ever done a AU fic, so I decided to do it properly. I know the idea of Kurt as a porn star may seem totally smut-tacular, and it is. But I also want this to have a proper story and everything.
Also, since I am a proud Kurt/Everyone shipper, there's no one person that he get's paired with in this.
Just lots of guys falling for him. As it should be :)

Anyway, reviews would be nice. Chuck some at me.

And I don't own these characters. I'm just putting them in my own world and making them do bad things to each other.

Chapter One – Just Another Day At Work

We were all making out on the bed, the four of us – Jesse, Mike, Matt and myself. It was sort of a blur of hands and lips and tongues before they finally all got me on my back, sloppy kisses being planted all over my skin. I felt Matt's huge lubed up cock pushing slowly into my ass, my loud moan caught in Jesse's mouth as Mike sucked on my nipple. Matt held onto my thighs, spreading my legs and pounding into me, as Mike covered my cock in lube and straddled me. Matt stopped his movements for a second as Mike lowered himself onto my aching hard on until he was completely impaled.

In no time at all we were all moving erratically, me fucking Mike and Matt fucking me. Jesse knelt beside my head and I took his leaking cock in my mouth, holding onto his hip to encourage him to thrust into my mouth. I moaned around his length as the pleasure built up inside me, my ass so full of Matt's enormous cock and my own squeezed so amazingly inside Mike. The air was filled with grunting and swearing and the musky smell of sweat and sex.

With a loud, deep cry, Matt came hard inside me, thrusting into me fast until he was completely spent. I relaxed my throat, humming around Jesse's throbbing cock until he erupted down my throat, grabbing at my hair. I swallowed every drop before taking his cock out of my mouth and concentrating on fucking Mike senseless. We rode each other hard and fast, practically screaming, and once I wrapped my hand around his cock and started stroking Mike was coming all over me. His ass clenching around me was enough to send me over the edge just seconds late. As I lay breathless on the bed the three guys licked all the come off my stomach and licked my flaccid cock clean.

"And that's a wrap! Excellent job, guys!"

A runner came over to give us bathrobes, towels and bottles of water. While the other guys cleaned up and talked amongst themselves, I put on my bathrobe and sat on the edge of the bed, drinking my water. Will Schuester, the director, walked up to me with a huge smile on his face.

"Another amazing show, Kurt," he said, patting me on the shoulder. "Seriously, some unbelievable footage. Once we get it all edited and polished up we're going to have one hell of a movie."

"Great," I said. "I aim to please."

"I've got a lot of work lined up for you," he said, checking his Blackberry. "And not just movies, although the demand is through the roof. I've also got you a shoot with Steam magazine."

"No way, are you serious?" I said, genuinely surprised.

"No word of lie," he said happily. "They have not stopped calling me for about a week. They're planning a full five page spread on just you, and I managed to get you a pretty awesome fee for it. And I was thinking that whichever pictures they don't use we could just put up on the site."

"That's brilliant," I said, blushing a little in spite of myself. "I... I can't believe it."

"You're a star, Kurt," said Will. "I've been telling you forever. You're my little star."

He kissed the top of my head and then went off to talk to one of the other guys. To think, I only started this job just over a year ago because I was broke. And now look at me. I'm fully fledged porn star. Not exactly the career I always dreamed of as a kid.

When I was growing up I wanted to be on the stage or in films. I wanted to be in musicals. I wanted to be star. I joined choirs and theatre groups and Glee club. I wanted to perform. Of course, I was bullied like shit at school. I was way too different for all those tiny small town minds to comprehend. On a good day I maybe got my head flushed down the toilet or a slushie thrown in my face. On a bad day I came home with bruises. Soon it all got too much for me and had to get out of there. So I left. I took all the money my Dad saved up for college out of the bank and I ran far away. I ran out of that small town and straight to the big city, where I was sure everything would be better. I found a little apartment to rent and found a job as a waiter at a coffee shop, which I still have now. But my money was quickly running out, and my wages were pitiful. I didn't dare ask my Dad for any cash. I wasn't living, I was surviving, and only just. I tried to go to auditions but I was never what they were looking for. Don't call us, we'll call you. I hardly had enough money to pay the bills and still feed myself the same time. So it was a miracle when Will came along.

I was beyond desperate when I answered the ad. I hadn't had a good, satisfying meal in what felt like forever and, worst of all, I'd been reduced to buying my clothes at Target. Target! Just thinking about it now makes me want to cry. So I answered the ad. I still remember the look on Will's face when he first saw me. Love at first sight. I was exactly what he'd been looking for, he said. Young and slim, pale and interesting. And always with that inescapable look of innocence and purity, like a dirty little angel. He said I was perfection. He said I was going to be a star.

And here we are. It's a year later, I'm turning twenty soon and, as Will promised, I'm a star. When I'm performing I'm not Kurt Hummel anymore, but Kurt Angel. Not precisely what I had in mind when I moved here, but who am I to complain? It keeps a roof over my head, food on the table and Gucci in my wardrobe.

And it's not all as sleazy as it sounds, this being a porn star thing. Will really looks after me. He'll never make me do anything I'm not comfortable with and all the guys I've worked with have all be really nice and kind of in the same situation as I was. They're just doing it to survive – to live. And after a while you kind of get used to having sex with guys you've just met in front of a bunch of cameras. It got really normal really fast. All the movies are shot in Will's house – Will's huge house, which is basically more of a studio. I've filmed in all three bedrooms, the bathroom, the kitchen, the living room, the desk in his office and even his library with an adorable nerdy guy called Artie (I still can't believe he has a library in his house). All my movies were so popular that Will decided to give me my very own website, which gets millions of hits every day. This is going to sound really weird, but it's actually strangely gratifying knowing that so many people, all around the world, every single day, are watching me as they jerk off. Told you it sounded weird.

Hope you enjoyed, Humble Readers.
I'll try and update as soon as I can. Amazingly, I actually kind of know what's going to happen in the fic, although I still have no ending.
Anyway, REVIEW ME!

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