Hey there, yet another chapter. I came up with a cute way to end this story (epilogue) I think I'll do a sequel; I love you all for reviewing and loving this story! :D P.S, for younger viewers, beware the cuss word at the bottom of the page. :)
-Grey-Dawn55
Suddenly, everyone in the Dingding Hall came from behind Chuck Norris and gave him a wedgie.
Hermione: YA!
Harry: YA! *takes a bite of crab*
Voldemort: yay…*without much happiness*
A few years later…
Voldemort: Push! PUSH, DAMMIT!
Hermione: For god's sake, honey, I am pushing! OWWWW!
Harry: *still has crab* It's a boy!
Hermione: What should we name him?
Voldemort: Let's name him Ezekiel.
Hermione: O_O
Meanwhile in the Sweedish country-side…
Sweedish Dude: Are you done painting my toe-nails, Crab?
Crabbe: It's C-R-A-B-B-E!
Sweedish Dude: SILENCE, SLAVE!
Crabbe: But…
Sweedish Dude: DON'T MAKE ME EAT YOU, VERMIN!
Crabbe: Eep!
Stay tuned for my sequel coming soon! :P Sorry this story was kind of short, but I was thinking of making the sequel longer. Thanks to everyone who has read this, I love you all!
-Grey-Dawn55