"You where holding out on me. Tell me about it. You have to tell me about it. You saw it right? Tell me."

The blonde just seconds before had burst in his door, letting himself in of course, and went on about something he knew nothing of. All with a sort of curiosity and amusement showing in his blue eyes.

"What are you talking about Alfred? And a door is used for keeping people out that they do not wish in, da."

"It's also used for letting people in. You know, it's a lot easier opening one than kicking one in. I kicked Gil's in this one time and I almost broke my leg. Whatever. And the Brusno... -whatever dragon! You have to tell me about it. You're Russian, I know you are! You have to tell me! Did you see it?"

"I am sure I still do not know of what you are talking about, Alfred." He sighed in slight annoyance of his roommate.

Alfred left Ivan's room only to re-appear once more, before Ivan could get the door shut, and shoved a book in the others face. The last part, being more annoying than the rest.

"I was reading this book, right? With all kinds of monster and stuff like Bigfoot and the chupacabra and I came across some loch ness monster kind of thing in Russia. You have to tell me about it."

Trying very hard not to strangle his obnoxious and obviously stupid roommate already, he pulled the book away from his face and starred at the other. "Alfred?" He asked in a dull tone.

"Yes?" The blonde replied, anxiously. Oh crap. He had seen the monster!

"What makes you think I know anything about such silly, trivial things? Because I am from Russia does not mean I know anything, nor have seen such a thing. I know nothing of your monster."

... And then his hopes of a story was shattered. "But Ivaaaan."

"Stop whining, Alfred. You are not a child." Even though you act like one, his mind echoed, "I said I know nothing about your dragon in a book. Why do you read such nonsense?"

Alfred pouted, but he guess it couldn't be helped. If he didn't know, he didn't know. Or he was lying to him! ...Or he didn't know. Anyways, "Fine. Because it's cool. Have you ever wondered if there's something out there? Besides yourself and the things you know?"

"...Like your aliens?" Ivan mused.

"Hey! Aliens are real. Everyone knows it, but they're just locked up in area 51. They're probably training them for something super secret. They probably have some kind of powers. ...But anyways, It's like something forgien to everything you know. It's kinda scary, but completely interesting and you want to find out more about it."

"Da, Alfred. What ever your silly book tells you. You will knock next time, da? Or maybe you will pretend my door has powers and is, ah, ...invisible."

"Fine, fine. I'll leave you be, but I won't save you from any monsters when they try to eat you! Remember that." Alfred began making his way out of the others room.

"Well, it can not be helped then. I will just be eaten by this ...Brosno dragon?, when it comes around." Ivan chuckled.

Already out the others room, he caught the others remark and replied back, almost yelling, "It lives in water! And in Russia! It says so in the boo-"

And the door was shut cutting off anything left to be said.

The Brosno dragon, dudes. Said to be a monster that lurks in lake Brosno; a lake in in western Russia. There's like all these little tales of how the monster helped Russia from since, like, the 13th century. Like eating an German airplane in WWll or scraing off forgein invaders, long ago. Because that is what an awesome story is made of! Kind of like the lock ness monster of Russia? BUT MORE EPIC. And nice. :3 I like reading about strange things like that, not that I believe any of it. xDIt's just intresting. A dragon like that sounds pretty good to have around though, right? haha. Cryptozoology, dudes.