I know I haven't finished 'Can I Be Your Romeo?' But it's almost over. Promise! Plus, this idea had been in my head since Chapter 4 of CIBYR.
This isn't really going to be a long story, as I want to finish it ASAP.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Enjoy! :D
Sasuke POV
"You are officially reinstated, Uchiha Sasuke."
After two long weeks of a stupid trial with the Elders, I was finally back. Not that it was a surprise anyway. I had killed off Orochimaru, a major threat to Konoha, and all the other Hidden Village, and Itachi. Not that Itachi was ever really a threat, but they had to take some precaution.
Speaking of precaution, I had to be heavily guarded by five ANBU, but of course I was not supposed to know that. It was supposed to be 'Secret Spying' , fail. I have no reason to attack, and almost everyone knows my second goal after defeating Itachi…
As if on cue, someone just had to barge into the Hokage's office. "Teme! Let's go celebrate! I told Gai-Sensei to find Kakashi-Sensei, but I can't find Sakura-chann…" Naruto still kept rambling on, but I something in my mind was bothering me.
How much had changed while I was gone? Naruto was about the same height as me, and that little squirt had grown up to be somewhat mature. He used high-level jutsu, better than the crap he used before. His hair was longer, messier, and if possible, even more untamed. But it wasn't really Naruto's growth that bothered me… it was Sakura.
I figured the moment Sakura even heard a rumor about Naruto dragging me back to Konoha, she would pounce me like a wild animal. And now, she cannot even be found in her own village? Something isn't right…
"That's because she's not here." Lady Tsunade slyly said, and ripped me from my thoughts. Naruto, for one, just stood there in confusion.
"What do you mean she's not here! DID SHE RUN AWAY WHILE I WAS GONE?" Naruto yelled, practically waking up every citizen in the village.
"No, Baka." I whispered to him as I punched his arm.
"She off on a mission…"
Sakura POV
"You know, you really shouldn't overwork yourself." I commented as I looked at his tired and angry demeanor.
"I have to do all this paperwork by next week."
"So? I'm the Hokage's apprentice, and I see her work ethic. She drinks, gambles, and sleeps on her desk, and still gets the job done. You have time for a tiny nap."
"…No."
"I swear to Kami, if you don't take a nap I will force you to take one."
"Like you could take me down." He leaned back on his chair and folded his hands on his desk.
"Uh-Huh. One rule though, you can't use sand."
"… Screw you. I'm going back to work." He stated as he picked up his pen and continued to scribble down his signature.
I glided behind him, and pleasantly messaged his tense shoulders, "You know, as enjoyable this may feel, I can knock you out in seconds."
"DO you ever quit?"
"No. Come on Kazekage-Samaa." I stressed his title, and he looked at me with his 'angry glare.'
"No."
"Come on!"
"I said no."
"Please!"
"Nooo."
"I'll make you a deal."
"What kind of deal?" He looked at me with an 'I'm-Awesome-At-Gambling-So-You-Better-Watch-Out' face.
"I bet, the next three people to walk in will tell you TO STOP WORKING."
"Fine."
"If I win, you won't sign another paper 'till next week.." I stated, waving my eyes suggestively.
"If I win, you will be my servant for a whole week."
OOhhh Crap. Ehh, whatever. What's the worst that could happen?
"Deal." I stated as we shook our hands.
Gaara then rose from his chair, went to the door, and locked it.
"THAT'S CHEATING!" I yelled.
"No. You didn't say I couldn't lock it."
"Errr." I growled and stomped my way to the door, pushed him aside, and opened it.
"What the he—" I cut him off by jumping outside, and jumping back inside.
"STOP WORKING!"
"That doesn't count."
"Yes it does. You didn't say I couldn't walk in and out." I yelled in his face and got ready to jump back out once again. Unfortunately, he snaked his arm around my waist and threw me onto his shoulder.
"HEY~" I screamed.
He then planted me onto his desk, but kept a hold on my arms. "I never lose."
I squirmed in his hold, and somehow got away. I jumped up, and frolicked around the room yelling, "PANDA-CHAN IS GOING TO LOOOSE!"
He tackled me to the ground, and kept a firm grip on me, that was until…"Gaara got some!"
"Shut up Kankuro, you're ruining their moment." I heard Temari yell, and I knew what was going on. I'm so screwed.
"You know if this happens whenever Sakura is here, Gaara should work more."
Aww screw you Kankuro.
"I never lose." Gaara stated triumphantly as he helpd pull me up from the ground.
"Ohh screw you."
"You're welcome." He planted that stupid smirk on his face. I just wanted to smudge it off.
"Anyway… We have a scroll for you two from Konoha."
Kankuro tossed the scroll towards me, but the damn Kazekage-Sama caught it.
Dear Kazekage,
We have to snatch Sakura from you, something important has popped up. By the time you get this message, if might already have been over and execu— Anyway, just bring her here. OOH! Also, bring Temari and Kankuro, I have something to discuss with the three of you. And something special to testify to you Mr. Kazekage. Don't die on your way here, btw.
Whatever, Lady Tsunade.
"FIELD TRIP!" Kankuro and Temari yelled as they jumped in the air and gave each other super high-fives.