Title: D-Generation X v. 2

Author: JeffroMattyHardy

Disclaimer: I own Alexis Michaels. That's it. Sad, I know, but it's true.

Summary: When Shawn gets seriously injured, everyone thinks DX is done. But what they didn't count on was Alexis coming to take his place. But there's still some unfinished business between her and the other Superstars. OC, slash, language, alcohol

I'm putting pay-per-views out of order. Deal with it. I don't wanna find out what order they're really in.

"Hell Yeah" by Rev Theory. Listen to it. Love it. Do it now.

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Shawn cried out in pain as he was powerbombed into a ladder on top of a table. The referee immediately stopped the match and declared Batista the winner, knowing that when a Superstar cried out like Shawn just did, nothing was ever good. "Get the EMTs!" he yelled. EMTs were down at the ring faster than they'd ever been before and were all over Shawn like flies on honey.

Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH"
Hell yeah
Stand up right now
Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH"
Stand up right now
Right now
Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH"
Stand up right now
Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH"
Stand up right now

"I can't believe it!" Lawler yelled when a person in jeans and a green T-shirt with the old WWF symbol in gold on the front ran down the ramp and slid into the ring. "It's Alexis Michaels! She's back!"

Alexis leaned over Shawn with a worried look on her face. She'd never seen Shawn in pain like he looked right then. "Shay," she said, gently slapping his face. "Shay, come on, wake up."

"He needs to get to a hospital," one of the EMTs said as a couple others moved the Heartbreak Kid onto a stretcher. "You can come with us, if you want."

"I come back and you get yourself hurt," Alexis muttered under her breath as she slid out of the ring and followed her brother out of the arena. "Nice job, Shawn."

~.**.~

"Miss Michaels?"

Alexis stood up when a doctor walked out of Shawn's room with a clipboard in his hands. "Is he gonna be alright?" she asked. Hey, he was her brother. Give her a break.

"He'll be fine, but he won't be able to wrestle for at least a year or so," the doctor informed her. "That last fall seriously injured his back and if he ever wants to wrestle again, he needs to take at least a year off." He looked down at his clipboard. "You can go in and see him, if you want."

Alexis nodded and headed into his room, closing the door behind her. "You are a stupid guy, you know that, right?" she asked with a slight grin as she walked over to her brother.

"Hunter's gonna kill me," Shawn muttered, closing his eyes.

"Mark's gonna kill you, too," Alexis added with a laugh. She knelt down and leaned over the bed with her chin resting on her crossed arms. "Vince isn't gonna be happy you're out for at least a year."

"And Hunter won't be happy because we'll have to disband DX," Shawn mumbled under his breath.

Alexis smiled. She stood back up and kissed her brother on the forehead. "Leave that to me," she promised. "I'll take care of it."

~.*Monday Night RAW*.~

A sleek white limo drove up backstage with 'DX' tagged in neon green spray paint on the hood and the sides. The door opened when it stopped and Hunter got out in jeans, a DX shirt and a DX hat. He looked around and started walking. "You know, Lex…" He stopped when he turned around and saw no one was following him. He sighed and walked back over to the open door, resting on hand on it and the other on the top of the limo. "Come on, let's go." He slapped the top a couple times. "Come on."

"No, no, I don't think so."

"Come on, Lex, let's go," Hunter insisted. "Come on, you agreed to do it."

"I decided I think I'm not ready."

"Come on!" Hunter grabbed the person inside and argued with them as he pulled him out. "Get out of the car!" He pulled hard enough and pulled Alexis out of the car, getting in a mini-slap fight with her until he let go. She was dressed like him in the jeans and the same DX shirt with a tan cowboy hat over her hair. She rolled her shoulders back as she shut the door. "You gonna do this or not?"

"Yeah." The younger blonde slapped his back. "Let's do this."

"Back still good?" Hunter asked as they walked.

Alexis nodded. "Yeah, s'doing better," she replied.

"DX DX DX DX DX DX DX!"

They stopped and stared at Jillian as she bounced up and down in excitement. "Break it down!" she started to sing.

Hunter switched places with Alexis and grabbed a trash can, overturning it over the Diva's head to get her to stop singing. "Good thing about this place, Lex, is that it never really changes," Hunter said as they kept walking.

"Yeah," Alexis agreed. "It's good to be back, s'good to be home."

"And every time you do leave, you think it can't get any worse, it does. I mean, there's always some…idiot standing around trying to jump out and do something stupid."

"Freeze!"

The two blondes stopped and turned to see Santino standing behind them with a squirt gun in his hands. "Where is the bomb?" he asked in a serious voice.

Alexis and Hunter looked at each other with a shrug. The younger stepped toward him and delivered a Sweet Chin Music, the Italian dropping back to the floor. Hunter looked back at Santino. "You know, I don't actually think he meant to harm us."

"Y-Yeah, I know," Alexis muttered.

"Okay. That was kinda cool, though."

"Thanks."

"So, why do you keep wearing that hat?"

"Well, you know, the hat and the hair are connected."

"So it's one piece?"

"Yessss."

~.**.~

Are you ready?

The lights blackened and green lights illuminated the arena as graphics came across the screen. The crowd went wild.

You think you can tell us what to do?
You think you can tell us what to wear?
You think that you're better?
Well, you better get ready
Bow to the masters…
Break it down!

Hunter and Alexis came out on the stage with glowsticks in hand, Hunter making Xs out of his while Alexis skipped around with a smile on her face. They threw them out to the crowd on the way to the ring, getting in the middle after a couple minutes of looking around at the crowd. "Ready?" Hunter asked as they raised their arms.

Alexis grinned. "Always."

"1…2…3."

The two did three identical crotch chops together as fireworks went off behind them in Xs, doing one more before they were finished. Alexis grabbed a microphone from Lilian and handed it to Hunter, fixing her hat as the music faded away. The crowd cheered and chanted 'DX' until Hunter motioned for them to be quieter. "Wow," was the first thing he said. He listened to the DX chant again. He motioned Alexis closer and pulled her close with an arm wrapped around her shoulders. "Lex, is it good to be back?" Alexis started to answer but the crowd cheered instead. "She can't hear you," Hunter told them. The crowd cheered even louder. "Is it good to be back, Lex?"

Alexis paused for a second. "God help me, I love this stuff," she said.

"So with that said," Hunter continued, "just one important thing that we need to know…Are you ready?" The crowd cheered. "No, I said!" He climbed onto the middle turnbuckle. "Are…You…Ready?"

Suddenly, he was hit on the back of the neck, Rhodes and DiBiase still attacking him. Alexis was already down as she tried to get up on her hands and knees. Ted got Hunter out of the ring and kept beating down on him until he finally pushed him into the steel steps. Cody, inside the ring, attacked at Alexis when she got to her feet. Ted got back into the ring and helped Cody out as they attacked the fallen blonde together. Rhodes picked her up and together they tossed her forward onto the turnbuckle, kicking at her stomach and gut when she dropped down with her arm wrapped around the middle rope.

Hunter suddenly came up behind DiBiase and hurled him to the floor, pulling Rhodes away from the fallen Michaels. He went down with Cody got him in the back of the knee with his elbow, Ted staying to beat up on him while Cody went back to beat up on Alexis. Cody yelled at Ted something that the cameras didn't pick up and pulled one of the boots off of the younger blonde's foot. DiBiase pulled Hunter up to his knees and Cody rushed forward, jamming the boot into the side of the blonde's head. The Game dropped down to the ground.

"Hit him again!" Ted yelled as he pulled Hunter up to his hands and knees. Cody turned and hit Alexis with her own boot to get her back on the ground before turning back. He struck the Game with the boot again, knocking him nearly into unconsciousness.

Ted picked up a microphone and knelt down to the fallen blonde as Cody dropped the boot. "Well," he started, "there's your answer to your question. Is it, yes, we, are, ready." He dropped the microphone. He and Cody looked at their handiwork with identical smirks. Ted moved over and dropped to one knee in front of Alexis. "I'm sorry," he apologized softly. "It's part of the storyline. I'll make it up to you later."

~.**.~

"I thought DiBiase was obsessed with you," Hunter muttered as he and Alexis walked backstage toward the DX locker room. He rubbed the back of his head where he'd gotten hit. "Why the fuck did he attack us?"

"How should I know?" Alexis asked back. She rubbed the side of her neck and winced when moved it too far to the side. "I told you. He said he was sorry and that it was part of the storyline and he'll make it up to me later." She visibly tensed when the door ahead of them opened and Jeff walked out, stopping when he saw her.

"Keep walking, Hardy," Hunter growled at him with a glare. Jeff tore his gaze away from Alexis and walked past them without a word. Hunter pulled Alexis close to him. "Come on, let's get you some ice."

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Might be a little confusing, but it'll be easier to understand when it gets going more.