So this is my very belated fun-shot. Except I'm splitting it up into very short chapters. I will, however, update very frequently. If you want to check out my other canon fun-shots, go to my profile.

"Hello."

"Hey, Jonas."

Pause. "Uh, hi."

"Do you think you can pass me that bottle?"

Stare. "Excuse me?"

"That bottle? Can you pass it to me?"

Blink. "Oh. Yes. Yes, I am positively sure I can." Pause.

"Well?"

"Right." SPLAT.

"At least I wasn't the klutz this time." Smile.

Blink. "Er, I- Ihavetogohaveanicedaybye." Run.

things you need to know: That was a conversation between Jizz, if you didn't know. After I finish posting all the little short chapters, I'll update Do You Want To and Scene One. Um, so will you be awesome and review? OH, I forgot to say - there's some epic J/Z in this. Seriously. There is.

i always forget the disclaimer: i own nothing. that's not to say i'm poor or whatever, but the charries are AC's.

okay, bye now.

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