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Author Note: Thanks for the favorite, story alerts and for the review( insert name here)! Here's the new chapter and hopefully you'll enjoy it! Sorry for the short chapter but maybe next time I'll be able to write more yet all depends on how much spare time I have. Till next time! - Yun

Title: If I Were A Girl

Author: Yun Akuma

Summary: Kakashi decides to learn about his mistakes in wife's shoes. He picks the hardest ways to learn them. (Naru/Fem!Kaka)

Warning: One sided NaruSaku and Kakashi is a female.

Chapter Two: Body Malfunction

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I wonder if I've been changed in the night?

Let me think.

Was I the same when I got up this morning?

I almost think I can remember feeling a little different.

But if I'm not the same, the next question is

'Who in the world am I?'

Ah, that's the great puzzle!

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Kakashi woke with a roaring headache when she tried to sit up and found himself falling back on the pillow with frustrated grunt. Her body ached where places shouldn't be aching yet she held her tongue from complaining. "Stupid Hatake pride." she mumbled to herself, turned her head towards the closed window of the lonely apartment that hours in her own universe was trashed beyond repair. Yet here she lay in the comfortable bed she could recall three years ago was thrown out the window because Natsumi stated the springs were rotting away.

Fear gripped itself around the jonin's heart, ignoring the protests her body made and slid off the bed to creep towards the mumbling voices in her living room.

"Naruto, I don't think Kakashi-sensei should be moving around. You're going have to hold her down to the bed if needed or I swear I'll get Anko-chan to come down here if you can't!" Sakura's voice grounded in strict doctor voice while the blonde nodded his head.

"I'll try to keep her down. You know how she is Sakura-chan. I mean we barely started dating a few weeks ago…" trailed off Naruto getting sympathetic smile from his teammate in front of him.

Kakashi leaned away from the door, letting it shut behind her as quietly as she could. Unconscious found herself sitting on the bed where he…no she rested in. Bite her bottom lip in fury as realization to what was happening now hit her.

She had sent herself too far into the past in her new time reverse jutsu…she really wanted to hit Jiraiya for not warning her about the random year jump the jutsu had sent her into. Gave a squeak when the door opened and found herself laying back, facing up to confused Naruto above her and Sakura raising an eyebrow at her. "Are you alright Kakashi? You seem a little…out of it." yet the female jonin could only blink in answer. How was she going to explain to the whisker scarred young man that she was male stuck in female's body, who came from a parallel universe where he was the boy's husband? Staring at very confused azure eyes that suddenly seem to close, there was only one answer to Kakashi's question.

"I'm going to kill Jiraiya." passed out when Naruto was about to pick her up.

XOXOXOX

Naruto impatiently stood by the edge of the bed where a certain female silver head ninja lay under Tsunade's physical examination. Tapping his foot, the tall blonde tilted side to side as he tried to wonder what had happened to his girlfriend. Few hours ago they were having a friendly spar like the usually did and than she passed out only to wake up as though she didn't know him. Did he rough her up too hard?

Brown eyes narrowed in irritation to her adopted grandson fidgeting while he was lost in thought, and cleared her throat to get his attention. Blue eyes snapped to hers and she inwardly laughed on how he straighten up, waiting for the details on his love interest. "How is she baa-chan?"

The pigtailed blonde sighed tiredly, turning her gaze to sleeping Kakashi. "She's has a few bruises, but you two were probably sparring." got a guilty smile from the male blonde. "But other than that she seems quite fine, maybe Hatake needs a month vacation." Tsunade suggested and Naruto could only cringe.

'Who the hell is going stop Hatake Kakashi from going on missions? Hell I'm not going to tell her!' Naruto thought and coughed awkwardly to clear his choked up airway. "Are you sure granny because I'm sure a month is such a long time…" the young man tried to negotiate with the hokage.

The older woman in the room could only nod her head in understanding on what her gaki grandson was trying to say. The damn woman in bed was stubborn and too fucking stupid to take a dang vacation when she obviously needed to. Letting out a sigh, blue and brown eyes met, then came a smirk and blushing face. Yep, the wonderful blonde had a good plan to make the famous copy ninja stay in bed and it only involved her grandson.

XOXOXOX

Sasuke woke to a moan from the other side of the room, where he promptly ignored the glowing Kakashi to get the much needed sleep he wanted. Yet onyx eyes saw his sensei was no longer glowing and had comical face that made the Uchiha wonder what side effects the jutsu had. "Hatake are you okay?" saw wide mismatched eyes move from him palming his chest to him looking at Sasuke with hopeful expression.

"Sasuke, am I a man?" a whisper voice made the Uchiha stare at his teacher in confusion.

'He was always a man, right?' thought the younger male in the room before nodding his head. "Sensei you've always been a man." the answer only made the silver head flinch before he shook his head in denial.

"No, I'm a damn woman! Not a male!" silver haired tugged on his hair in frustration, before glaring up at the younger boy. Before Sasuke could move, he found himself pinned to the wall by a very ticked off Hatake with a kunai ready to kill him. "What the fuck happen to me, Uchiha brat. Because what I recall happening few minutes ago was having a sparring session with my boyfriend Naruto. So you either answer me now or I'm going to put this kunai somewhere you won't like." growled out Kakashi and Sasuke could only gulp.

'What the hell did you do Kakashi?' Sasuke thought as he stared into what seemed to be Kakashi and not…

Yep he was quite screwed and shrugged his shoulders in defeat, "It was all my stupid male sensei's fault."

End of Chapter Two