Hello! It's "Me" here! I decided to write yet another Katekyo Hitman Reborn fic. I do have another project working. Hopefully, it will receive more attention than my two others… Let the story begin!

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR. If I did, it would probably be THE most unpopular anime/manga and Haru would have never been born…

Summary: Lots of people tend to write Yaoi stories with KHR characters. What happens when these involved characters discover them? Inspired by a One Piece fic.

~*~Tsuna/Hibari~*~

Hibari stared at the scene in front of him feeling his eyebrows twitch violently. He was on his way to hand in some reports of a job well done, when he heard loud banging noises coming from his "boss'" office. He rushed over and the sight that welcomed him was not something that he was prepared to see. He was so shocked that he felt the stack of reports slip from his hands and his jaw slacked. He did regain composure a few seconds later but that's when his eyebrows started twitching. He was standing in the door frame with reports scattered around him while he stared at Tsuna.

The so called boy was madly banging his head on the wall behind his desk, trying to get some VERY disturbing thoughts out of his head. When the tenth generation boss decided that his head was about enough clear (and the wall bloody enough) he turned around. When he saw his Cloud Guardian, he just stared at him for a few seconds before letting out a loud scream. Hibari, visibly annoyed, just stared at the little degenerate.

"If you do not shut up right now, I WILL have to come over and bite you to death." The boss visibly calmed at that but he still remained a little edgy and he kept giving looks at his Guardian.

"What?" Hibari asked, annoyed.

"Eh? Oh umm… Nothing." Tsuna replied back nervously.

While Hibari knelt down to pick up the sheets, Tsuna regained his composure and sat back on his big leather chair. He delicately put his arms on his mahogany desk.

"*Cough* Urm, yes! Is there something the matter?" Tsuna asked, very business like. Hibari's eyebrows visibly lifted at that question.

"Hn. I am just here to send in the reports. Now if you will excuse me…"

After handing in the report, the old Leader of the Disciplinary Committee was about to leave when a question popped into his mind.

"Sawada."

"Yes?" the boy answered, not bothering to lift up his eyes from the reports.

"Why were you banging your head on the wall like that?" The prefect asked, not able to completely suppress his curiosity. Tsuna suddenly stiffened and if Hibari wasn't paying attention, he would not have noticed that for a second, Tsuna's eyes turned to the computer screen.

"N-Nothing! Nothing to worry about!" Tsuna laughed awkwardly, hoping for the prefect to just turn away and leave him alone.

Faster than a human eye could blink, Hibari was on Tsuna's side of the desk staring at the computer screen, wondering what could possibly disturb his boss that much. He wasn't prepared for what he saw. Oh no. Far from it.

If it wasn't thanks to all the hellish training, Hibari felt that he would have fainted right there and then. Yes. Hibari was feeling nauseated. What could have made Hibari want to faint? What was so deadly that even the man who has killed countless of enemy Mafia members felt faint-ish?

"What is this, Tsunayoshi Sawada? And you'd better not lie or I guarantee you, I will bite you to death." Tsuna blanched.

"I-It's a y-yaoi fa-fanfic…" the younger man stuttered. "But I'm not the one who put it there! When I came back from a little snack, "this" is what I see on my computer screen! I have NO idea who put it there! I swear!" he added after seeing Hibari's death glare.

The Cloud Guardian turned his attention back to the screen. "From what I am seeing right now, it is apparently a rated M yaoi fanfic of YOU and ME. I wonder why it's this specific pairing…? Humm…" Hibari mused.

"Umm… I-I think it's because of something about me being the ultimate uke and you, one of the ultimate semes… Oh, and something else about your "Bite you to death" catch phrase. Apparently, people tend to think of it in a, let's say, "dirtier" way…" Tsuna added, very unsure of himself.

That seemed to have snapped Hibari out of his musings and he stared at the boy with a calculating look in his eyes. Suddenly he started for the door.

"Do not tell ANYONE about this, you heard me, Sawada? If I learn that you did, I will bi-, ahem, you shall die an excruciating death."

Hibari slammed the door shut. Tsuna sighted and turned his attention to the screen. With disgust, he closed the screen and cleared that story from his history, making sure that it disappears forever. Somewhere, hidden in the shadows of the hallway, you could hear a man's laugh… "Kufufufu~"

It is said that the next day, there were lots of people from all ages who were puzzled by the fact that their most cherished, ahem, "yaoi" fanfics were suddenly deleted from the web. What they don't is that the top organizer of this website was immediately sent to the hospital after having a, let's say, innocent meeting with a certain black haired man with tonfas.

Omg! The ending was sooo bad! I'm sorry! I had lost inspiration for that last part and I was "trying" to find something but I utterly failed! But I'm begging you, please review my crappy chapter! .