50 Reprimands

9foxgrl

No. 26 Allowing you genin to nickname all the Kages is a bad idea. Even if it helps them remember who not to piss off.

'Another day, another D-rank mission.' Naruto thought as his genin assembled in their usual training field. He smiled as they finished their warm ups.

"Sensai, do we have to do a mission today?" Chikari groaned.

"Yeah, lets get some paint balls and play tag with the ANBU!" Shinji cheered.

"Sorry guys, Sasuke made me promise not to let you guys near there again." Naruto replied. "Especially after you turned that guy permanently neon yellow."

"You said he had escaped mulitple times, now he can't!" Kenji defended.

Naruto sighed. His genin had a fascination, if not an unhealthy obsession with paint. He looked up to see Tsunade and the other Kages out on a stroll with their guards. This gave Naruto an idea.

"Today we will learn about the Kages."

"But we know them~!" whined Kenji.

"Oh? Name them?"

"Lesse...there's the old guy...the Tsuchikage..."

"You friend Gaara of the Desert...the Kazekage!"

"Kira Bee's older brother the Raikage."

"And that lady...whats her name the Mizukage."

"Of course we can't forget our own Queen of the Damn the Hokage!"

The Kages had stopped, the Raikage was snickering and Tsunade had leaked killer intent at Naruto for her reoccurring nickname from his genin.

"Very good...now how did you guys manage to memorize all that?"

"We used nicknames. Like the Tsuchikage. Grandfather Rock."

Naruto paled. "Uh...okay I think that's-"

"The Kazekage. Sand Sorcerer."

"Guys...please stop..."

"The Raikage. Fisty!"

"Do you not sense the killer intent?"

"And the Mizukage..."

"Oh shit..."

"The Super Hot Water Babe!" Shinji proclaimed.

"Can't forget the Hokage - Sensai why are you so pale?"

Naruto croaked 'run' and pointed behind them. The genin turned and screamed, then fainted as the guards tried to restrain their respected leaders. Except Gaara, he liked his nickname.

Naruto ran as fast as he could dragging his unconscious genin away from the murderous Kages.

'Tsunade is going to kill me later!'

No. 47 Threatening your team to leave them in Lee's hands for a week if they do not obey is not a valid threat. Even if it reduces them to tears, begging for forgiveness.

"Hey! You guys! Stop annoying Tsunade, do you want to get pounded into oblivion?"

"Nah, she won't actually do it!" Chikari said cheekily. "The Banshee yes."

"Come on! We like to liven the mood Sensai."

Naruto frowned. "Keep it up and I'll give you to a colleague of mine for a week."

"Who? Neji-sensai?"

"Not after last week..."

"The Banshee?"

"...stop calling her that..."

"The Emo King?"

"No, and Sasuke said stop calling him that."

"KB aka Killer Bee aka Kira Bee aka the the Rappn' Bull?"

'Damn it KB stop promoting your CDs with my students!' Naruto groaned.

"Shino-san? He screamed murder the last time he saw me." Shinji commented.

'Can you blame him? I didn't think it was possible to drive Shino off the deep end...but you three accomplished it in one hour. Damn, even Ibiki can't do that...' Naruto thought. Poor Shino still had to see a therapist until his fear of Team 7 went away.

"Hinata-sama."

"No way in hell I'm leaving you hellions with her for more then an hour." Naruto snapped. "Nor Yuki after what happened last time."

"Hey! I didn't know he could run!"

"No...but I'm sure Lee would love to train with you guys..."

The was a long pregnant pause.

"Lee? As in...Rock Lee-sensai...the guy...who is married to Ayame from Ichiraku?"

"Rock Lee...the guy who taught us...basic taijutsu...at the Academy?"

"The guy we past screaming 'Youth' all the time?"

"That's him!"

Naruto flew back as his genin tackled him.

"PLEASE SENSAI DON'T DO IT!"

"THAT MAN IS A MONSTER!"

"NO ONE WEARS THAT MUCH GREEN!"

"HE'S INSANE!"

Naruto sweatdropped as he tried to wrestle his genin off.

'Kyuubi, a lil help?'

"Hell no..." the kitsune growled. "Just assure them it was all a bad dream, and make them promise to behave..."