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The Mission of a Lifetime

-Epilogue-

Anko was enjoying her life; everything was going pretty well, according to her. She'd been dating Kakashi for three months now and she'd just moved in with him. He probably thought it would be fun to play as her knight-in-shinning-armor and rescue her from the dirty apartment she lived in. Now she lived in his slightly better (although not for long) apartment.

Anko was currently watching Kakashi interact with Naruto. Well, not interact, exactly.

She was sitting on a tree branch, watching Kakashi slowly burn each porn book in Naruto's possession. She'd had a little side project going on with Naruto, now that she was done drastically changing Kakashi (she'd learned to accept him as he was, as long as he didn't carry porn around with him anymore).

The Uzumaki child needed to learn his place, sure he'd screamed that he was innocent, but everyone knew that he wasn't. For obvious reasons of course, such as the fact he carried porn around with him like Kakashi used to, he peeped on girls with Jiraya, and not to mention those jutsus he'd created and then shown to poor Konohamaru.

No, the boy was not as innocent as he claimed to be.

But he was stubborn, in all that she'd managed to do with Kakashi; it took her more than double the time to do with Naruto.

Added to that was the fact that Naruto was disgusting, much more so than her.

She'd stepped into his apartment, and then had to step out and puke. The smell was so bad she couldn't smell anything for a week. The next time she'd gone in there, she was fully prepared, with a gas mask, gloves, and a full body suit.

Needless to say, it took a while to find every copy of porn that he'd had.

Anko watched as the two burned another volume, saying more prayers, crying more tears. Honestly, it was sickening.

"Sakura, my dear, how are you doing?" The woman didn't look at the other girl slave away under the hot sun.

"I'd be better if you let me go." The pinkette was not very happy, "I have things to do, you know?"

"Yes, well I have things to do, and there was a very spsecific thing I asked you to do and that was work on Naruto's porn addiction, which in fact you did not, so your punishment shall continue."

Anko could feel the girls glare, "I don't think his addiction's that bad, and I think he's working on it!"

"Yes, working on it because I'm forcing him to. He has more porn than Kakashi did!"

Sakura snorted, "Whatever."

"Just keep quiet and finish washing those snakes. I want to see my reflection in their scales!"

"Fine." Sakura glared at the snake as she scrubbed, muttering under her breath about how gross snakes were and how they were just going to get dirty later anyway, so she didn't see why she had to wash them in the first place.

"Anko, can we stop now?" Naruto called up, his face streaked with tears and ash.

"No."

"Not even for a ramen break?"

"What did I tell you about ramen?"

Naruto sighed and threw another book into the fire, "It'll make me fat and kill me faster."

"Good boy. Now finish."

"Fine."

"What about me?" Kakashi called from below.

"You can continue to help him; after all, you've read porn around him for years. Think of what it's done to his already fried brain!" She smirked when she saw Kakashi sigh and chuck another book into the fire.

"Fine."

"Good boy! Maybe I'll give you a treat later." She winked at him and he looked up hopefully.

"Those books aren't as good as the real thing, now are they Hatake?"

The man just shook his head and eagrly through an armful of books into the large flames, "No. No they aren't."

"No! Sensei! You're burning them quicker! My babies!"

"Now, now, Naruto. Think of your sensei's needs. Besides, doing this quickly will lessen the pain, make it quick and easy. Like a band-aid. And maybe you can find a girl to do some of these things with." He stated, nudging Naruto and flapping a book in his face. Naruto just grabbed the book and hugged it to his chest, "Mine."

"Naruto… Give. It. Back."

Anko sipped some lemonade and let her feet dangle from her tree branch as she watched Naruto and Kakashi wrestle for the book as Sakura cleaned a particularly dirty snake.

Life was good.

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