Disclaimer: Do I really have to do this every chapter? I do not own Naruto, there I said it!

It's me again; xNamikazeKyuubix with another chapter of Home is where you are! I was really surprised when my reviews suddenly doubled overnight, thanks especially to those who reviewed every chapter! This chapter contains the B-rank mission that I had sent Naruto and Guren on; the mission in itself will contain a cameo enemy from a PSP game I play a lot. Thanks to everyone who read my one-shot story as well, I really appreciate all the Private messages that you guys sent! Glad you all liked the omake, I thought of it because a) the manga reason for Naruto going berserk was stupid and b) everyone seemed to want Hinata bashing.

Has anyone actually thought of it? Hinata, someone he doesn't know that well, died and he went berserk? While Kakashi, his sensei since the team formed, and Jiraiya, a father figure to him, both died by Pein and Naruto doesn't go berserk? What is up with that? He is like all I forgive you for killing them and shit but Hinata bites the dust and his all like 'ROAR! I'm going to eat your testicles!' Okay rant over!

Review responses:

Azurealkaze: Hahaha! I enjoyed writing it as well. Thanks for the review!

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10 tailed naruto: Hahaha thanks all these praises about my omake really makes me feel like adding another one! Glad you found the bashing! Thanks for the review!

GaijinSamurai: Yup N.K's the name and rare pairings my game hehehe! I agree with you on the almost non-existent stories that contain a Naruto x Guren pairing even in harem! Thanks for reviewing!

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Echo Uchiha: First off, thanks for reviewing three times in a row that really made me happy! =D I think I did state Naruto's, Guren's and Yukimaru's ages in one of the chapters. For your convenience here they are, Naruto = 17, Guren = 22 and Yukimaru = 10. Glad you enjoy the rare pairings, thanks for reviewing!

RaiderXV: Hey it's an omake, basically it's just a random thought in my head and I wrote it out for kicks. As for rushing the relationship, am I rushing it? I really don't think so… they aren't really dating yet for your information, they are just trying to get to know each other. Could you point out what makes you think I'm rushing it, much appreciated! Hmm, I guess this is fanfiction so I can do mostly whatever I want with the characters. Thanks for the compliment and the review!

And now on with the chapter, yeah?

Chapter 3: Red eyes Black beast

The sun was setting on the horizon as we see two figures standing on the top most branches of a tree as they gazed upon the quaint little village in the middle of a dense forest. The blonde haired figure turned towards the blue haired one before inquiring.

"What's the name of this village anyway?" Causing the blue haired figure to sigh.

"You really should read the mission scroll before rushing off next time, it could get you killed Naruto-kun. And to answer your question, the village is called Hiryuu Village."

"Oh I know I should but rushing in makes things more interesting wouldn't you Guren-chan?" Naruto asked.

"If you call being ambushed by foreign ninjas, killed by wild beasts or captured by our enemies interesting then yes, it is definitely interesting." Guren deadpanned as a reply.

"Well I guess we have observed for long enough, time to make our appearance!" Naruto said as he and Guren vanished from their spot, leaving behind a swirl of leaves.

In Hiryuu Village

Naruto and Guren had spent the better half of the evening looking for the mayor's office, while searching they had noticed the fearful looks the villagers had when they walked around the village.

"Sheesh talk about being scared of your own shadow…" Naruto whispered as he saw several villagers eyeing every nook and cranny with suspicion.

"Well they did have several unexplained disappearances recently, so they are probably being cautious for their own good." Guren tried explaining the villagers' behaviour. Shrugging his shoulders in response, Naruto just lead the way until they found a rather ornate looking building that should be the mayor's office.

Naruto entered the building first to make sure it was the correct one before spotting a busy looking young lady arranging papers on her desk, so he strolled up to her desk and coughed to get her attention.

"Can't you see that I'm bus-oh hello! What can I do for you handsome?" The lady's tone changed the moment she looked up into Naruto's face. Guren bit back a growl that had almost forced its way out of her mouth.

'Why the hell am I suddenly so angry when she spoke to Naruto-kun like that? And why do I feel the urge to use my crystals to maim her pretty little face?' Guren was so lost in her thoughts she almost missed Naruto's next sentence.

"Well miss, see me and my partner here are ninjas from Konoha that have accepted your mayor's request to investigate the recent disappearances in this area. So I was wondering if you could point us in the direction of his office."

"Sure thing handsome, just go straight down this hallway and take two left turns and his office is the one with the big wooden doors. Don't hesitate to ask me for anything else…and I meant anything~" The lady nearly purred out the last word with a flirtatious smile on her face causing Naruto to gulp as he quickly pulled Guren, who was death-glaring the secretary, with him down the hallway.

With a quick rap on the large wooden doors and after a muffled 'enter' could be heard, Naruto and Guren entered the office where they saw a man who was about in his fifties sitting at a large mahogany desk.

"As mayor of this town I welcome you to my humble village, you may call me Takeshi. So what brings you two younglings to my village?" Takeshi asked in a polite tone. Guren stepped forward since she was designated leader of this mission.

"Takeshi-san, we are the ninjas from Konoha that you had requested to begin an investigation regarding the mysterious disappearances happening in the area around your village recently."

"Ah ninja-sans! Thank you so much for responding to my letter so swiftly, I'm already at my wits end trying to keep the villagers calm. As I'm sure you would have seen on your way here through the village, many of them are paranoid that they would be the next one to disappear." Takeshi sighed as he ran a hand through his well combed grey hair.

"Well Takeshi-san." Naruto said as he stepped forward as well. "We are here to help as much as possible and maybe to eliminate who or whatever is doing this. It would be much appreciated if you had any leads or suspicions as to what might be happening."

"I might have something regarding the situation but you might not believe it… tell you what. Come back to my office tomorrow morning and I will have something for you, now do you guys require accommodations for the night?" Takeshi asked.

"If it wouldn't be too much trouble then we would appreciate it." Guren replied.

"Nonsense! I would be glad to offer you a room for your services, just go down to the Kurotsuki (Black Moon) Inn and give them this letter." Takeshi said as he handed her a piece of paper he had just a moment ago started scribbling on.

"We will take our leave now and see you tomorrow morning then Takeshi-san." Naruto and Guren bowed before exiting the office and closing the doors behind them on their way out. The Inn wasn't that hard to find as it was right smack in the middle of the village, Guren walked up to the counter with Naruto by her side.

"Excuse me sir, but the mayor asked us to pass you this letter." Guren stated with a polite tone as she handed over the piece of paper which the man at the counter read before his eyes widened slightly.

"It seems you guys are pretty important for the mayor to call in a favour and let you two use the best room in our Inn, here you go!" The man passed them a key. "Top floor, furthest door to your right."

Naruto nodded his understanding as they made their way up the stairs (I don't think the Narutoverse has lifts yet, do they?) and to the door that was at the furthest corner to their right. However, their jaws dropped when they saw how luxurious the room actually was. The living room itself was already larger than Naruto's entire apartment; further investigation showed that there was a Jacuzzi in the bathroom, an onsen on the balcony and a bedroom.

"Damn the old man really went out of his way to make sure we were comfortable, man I wish every place would be as happy to see ninjas as this village!" Naruto exclaimed as he walked around the room.

"Umm Naruto? We might have a problem here…" Guren's voice drifted out of the bedroom, Naruto walked into the bedroom to see Guren gesturing at the bed. "The room only has one bed…"

Naruto felt his face heat up as he processed this information before his kind nature kicked in, "You can have the bed then Guren-chan, I'll just use the sofa in the living room."

"But that isn't fair Naruto-kun…" Guren trailed off as Naruto looked at her curiously.

"There isn't anything we can do about it."

"W-well…we could always share the bed since it's big enough…" Guren whispered as she felt the familiar feeling creep its way back into her stomach and a blush take over her face, not that Naruto wasn't blushing as well.

"A-are you sure Guren-chan? I mean it really isn't any trouble for me to use the sofa!" Naruto asked to make sure she meant it.

"Hai Naruto-kun, I won't allow you to use the sofa while I get to sleep in the bed." Guren replied with an all too familiar determination burning in her eyes.

"Fine you win Guren-chan; I'll sleep on the left half of the bed while you take the right half. Is that okay with you?"

"Yup!" Guren said with the usual chirp that came with the knowledge that she had won an argument with Naruto. And so the duo crawled onto their respective sides of the bed before Naruto pulled the blanket over them.

"Night Guren-chan."

"Night Naruto-kun."

Next morning

Naruto awoke to an awesome feeling of something soft in his face, deciding that he liked the feeling; he attempted to burrow his face deeper into the softness. This resulted in a low moan escaping the mouth of the person whose breasts that Naruto was trying to burrow his face in, hearing the moan caused Naruto to stiffen up. (Not like that you perverts!) Opening his eyes carefully, Naruto was met with the blushing face of Guren.

Guren was having a great dream where Naruto was giving her a full body massage when she was awoken by the feeling of someone pushing into her breasts. She opened her eyes to see Naruto pressing his face deeper into her bosom, which caused a moan to escape from her mouth.

'Damnit, I should be pounding his face in for being a pervert not moaning…but it feels so good! NO! Bad Guren, he's five years younger than you! I bet he won't even consider me in that manner…'

'Shit…I didn't know I was snuggling into Guren-chan… I can only hope that I won't lose the thing that makes me a man… but it felt so good! NO! Bad Naruto, she's five years older than you! I bet she won't even consider me in that manner…'

To Naruto's surprise, Guren had just coughed awkwardly and politely asked him to let go of her so she could go freshen up before they had to meet the mayor. After they each had changed into their combat attire and grabbed a bite to eat from the Inn's canteen, they made their way to the mayor's office.

Much to Guren's, and to a lesser extent Naruto's, relief, the secretary from before wasn't in today and instead an older lady had given them a kind smile and told them the mayor was expecting them.

"Ohayo ninja-sans! Did you enjoy the room I requested for you?" Takeshi greeted with a smile causing the two mentioned ninjas to blush as they remembered the incident when they awoke.

"It was really kind of you to let us stay in such an excellent room Takeshi-san and we really…enjoyed our night there." Naruto replied hesitantly. Takeshi just grinned as he misunderstood the blonde's hesitation as something else.

'Ah young love!' He thought as he pulled out a rather ancient looking black coloured book from a drawer in his desk. After flipping through a few pages, the mayor paused as he found the page he was looking for and placed the open book in front of the two ninjas.

"Legend of the Naruga Kuruga?" Naruto read aloud the title of that particular chapter. "The hell is a Naruga Kuruga?"

"That my boy is a mystery… Ever since this village had been founded, many villagers have claimed that when they walk the forest at night, they had seen a pair of nightmarish red eyes observing them. The Narga, a shorter name for it, has many nicknames as well, the two most prominent titles would be 'The living shadow' or 'The Black Beast' but most just refer to it as the Red eye black beast." Takeshi replied with a sigh.

"So you believe that this…Narga has something to do with the villagers disappearances? What makes you think that this… creature would be responsible?" Guren asked with a tone that clearly stated disbelief.

"In the report I had sent, I stated that there were strange noises coming from the forests at night… what I didn't say was that the noises were similar to the roar of a Narga." Takeshi said as he looked nervously at the depiction of a Narga in the book, it stood on four legs with a body that was covered in coarse black fur. Its front legs appeared to have some kind of bladed wings while its tail that was held above its head in a menacing pose was covered with spikes. The most terrifying aspect would be the Narga's eyes as they seemed to glow with a menacing red.

"Since you believe this creature to be the culprit then we will do our best to try and track it down and eliminate it, I believe there won't be a problem if we borrow this book from you?" Naruto asked as he held up the black book, Takeshi just shook his head.

"Go ahead ninja-san. Just try not to become its next meal ne?"

Naruto whistled as he read out another part of the passage concerning the Narga, "When the Narga goes into a rage, its eyes will glow bright red and leave a trail of reddish lines as it jumps around its prey. Also, its tail erects large spikes which can be flung and linked up with its attacks for devastating hits. Their vertebrae and tail muscles are extremely flexible, making the tail of Narga also prehensile. Its tail is also its most powerful weapon. The scales at the end of the tail can also be shaken to produce rattling sounds similar to rattle snakes."

"Sounds like a real handful, does it say if there are any weaknesses?" Guren asked. Naruto scanned through the passage a few more times before he found the part regarding weaknesses.

"They have very sensitive hearing, leaving them vulnerable to sonic attacks but after they recover from the attack they will immediately go into a rage mode. Highly susceptible to Katon (Fire release) and Raiton (Lightning release) ninjutsu."

"I can only use Shoton (Crystal release) ninjutsus… how about you?" Guren turned to look at Naruto to find him deep in thought.

Flashback no Jutsu

A ten year old Naruto was once again running away from a huge ass mob comprised of both villagers and ninjas that had lost family and/or friends during the Kyuubi's rampage. Skidding around a corner, Naruto panicked when he saw that the alley ended in a dead end. He backed up fearfully into the darkest corner as the mob gradually advanced towards him, in a last ditch effort to prevent the pain, Naruto concentrated like Kyuubi-sensei had thought him.

'Kyuubi-sensei said that I have a high affinity for wind, which means I can use wind techniques easily and with enough training I would be able to use the wind around me as a weapon. Okay do like sensei said… concentrate and collect the air around me into a dense bubble before saturating it with chakra.'

The mob was almost upon him when one the ninja noticed the fluctuation caused by chakra usage, "Watch out! The demon brat is attempting to do something!"

'Hold it to optimal density and release it all at once, see you in hell douchebags!' Naruto thought as he released the compressed bubble of wind chakra enhanced air around him while shouting the technique's name.

"Futon: Gekitai Suru!* (Wind release: Repulse)"

The wave of compressed air slammed into the mob and hurled them into the walls of the alley, the momentum from the attack snapping necks, spines and other various bones. Naruto looked upon the dead bodies without emotion before sighing as he dusted himself off and walking away.

'You took over me to save me again excuse sensei?'

'Whatever works best for you kit.'

'I really don't like playing the idiot sensei, why do I have to do it again?'

'Kit, if the higher ups see your power they may think I was influencing you and order your death… plus isn't deception the first rule of being a shinobi?'

'I guess your right Kyuubi-sensei.'

'Of course I am kit, now go get some rest.'

Flashback no Jutsu KAI!

"Naruto…Naruto?" Naruto snapped back to the present as he heard Guren shouting his name, before rubbing his head sheepishly and replying.

"Sorry Guren-chan, just got lost in a memory… so what was it you wanted to ask?" Guren just sighed as she voiced her question again.

"I asked if you had any Katon or Raiton techniques at your disposal since I can only use Shoton."

"I have a godly affinity towards wind and a slight affinity to water. So I'm afraid I don't have any jutsus under those categories."

"What are we going to do then, you know if we do find out that this creature is real." Guren asked as Naruto once again scanned through the available information on the Narga.

"…we aren't going to look for it… instead we are going to get it to come to us." Naruto mumbled before looking at Guren with a smirk. "I knew all my pranking experience would come in handy some day!"

Omake: Tsunade's revenge

After the strange feeling that he had felt, Kakashi quickly bade Gai a quick goodbye before disappearing in a cloud of smoke as he ran as fast as possible to his house. Upon reaching his apartment block, his worst fear has come to pass. In front of his block stood Tsunade, behind her was a huge bonfire made up completely of Icha Icha books.

"Tsunade-sama, what is happening here?" Kakashi asked as calmly as possible on the outside but was a nervous twitching wreck on the inside.

"Nothing much Kakashi, just my revenge on you for rubbing off on my little Naru-chan too much!" Tsunade cackled evilly as she did a small Katon ninjutsu and set the pile of smut books on fire. This was too much for Kakashi to handle as he fell to the floor and wept causing all the spectators to sweat-drop at the seemingly insane scene.

"It's not that bad Kakashi, you could always wait until Jiraiya-sama delivers the next batch of books in the following month." Asuma tried to console the broken Jounin. Kakashi looked up hopefully for a total of five seconds before Tsunade crushed that hope with her next statement.

"Oh by the way Kakashi? I caught Jiraiya trying to peek in the hot springs earlier today and for punishment confined him to doing my paperwork for the next year."

"!" Kakashi's cry of anguish could be heard throughout the elemental nations as many shinobi's looked up from what they were doing to ponder the strange sound.

In Suna (Sand)

Gaara looked up from his paperwork as he heard the strange cry echoing through the village until it reached his office, Matsuri who was helping him arrange his paperwork looked at him with a confused expression.

"Gaara-kun…what was that?"

"…that sounded a lot like Kankuro did when Temari beat him up with her fan for reading some orange book." Gaara replied in his usual monotone voice.

"…you mean like the one in your top drawer?"

"…nooooooo." Gaara said as he averted his eyes.

In Kiri (Mist)

"Mikukage-sama what was that strange noise?" Chojuro asked nervously as he fiddled with the handle of the large blade strapped to his back.

"That my dear Chojuro is the sound of a pervert getting his just desserts!" Mei snickered as she signed another piece of paper.

"You know back in my day, man didn't need to resort to such underhanded means to get a girl-" Mei only heard the words 'man' and 'get a girl' from Ao's long winded speech.

'Man…get a girl…marriage?' She thought as Ao continued blabbing on about the old days.

"-my grandfather just outright asked out my grandmother on-"

"Ao…shut up or I'll kill you." Mei said with a sickly sweet tone and a similar smile on her face causing Ao to shut up immediately as sweat poured down his head.

'What did I say?' He thought.

In Kumo (Cloud)

"Raikage-sama did you hear that odd scream?" Samui asked, her teammates standing behind her looked at the muscle-bound Kage with curiosity since he had started sweating nervously.

"That was the sound of a man losing something precious to him…" A said quietly as he resumed doing his paperwork with one hand while the other was occupied with a dumbbell.

"Hmm, it sounds strangely like Omoi when Karui kicked him in the nuts for not giving her a sucker…" Samui mused aloud causing A and Omoi to pale considerably while Karui smirked in satisfaction.

"How du-" Omoi began before he paused at the gleam that appeared in his teammate's eyes.

"You will NOT finish that sentence if you don't want me to kick you where the sun don't shine!" Karui threatened with a fist. Safe to say, Omoi never dared to say his favourite phrase within Karui's hearing range ever again.

In Iwa (Stone)

Onoki had to suppress a shiver of that threatened to make its way up his fragile spine when he heard the ghastly scream of a man who had lost something precious. He hoped to clear it from his mind by doing more paperwork but alas that was not to be as his niece, Kurotsuchi burst into the room.

"Hey old man did you here that girly scream just now?" She asked the moment she entered the room causing the old Kage to sigh as he nodded.

"Yes Kurotsuchi, I did hear it. Now let me get back to my paperwork in piece."

"You know that scream sounded similar to that guy whose balls I melted last week for trying to grope my ass!" Kurotsuchi pondered aloud causing Onoki to pale as he prayed to Kami that his niece would never find his hidden stash of Icha Icha.

With a cloaked figure

The cloaked figure looked up with an expression of curiosity, causing the hood to fall back and revealed the face of Kabumaru. Kabuto's half of the mind questioned Orochimaru's half of the mind on the scream.

'Orochimaru-sama, what do you think could have happened to cause such a loud scream of pain?'

'Kukuku! That sounded like Sasuke-kun when I first violated his ass… I miss that ass…'

'…I now regret fusing with you…no amount of power is worth this…'

'You say that now Kabuto-kun. Why don't you lower your pants and let me-'

'Gaah! Get those images out of my head you sick paedophilic freak!' Kabuto yelled in his mind as he bashed his head against a nearby tree to remove the unwanted images from his head.

Back in Konoha

The sudden shock was too much for Kakashi to handle so he went into a coma for the next hundred years only to awake to a world run by crazed yaoi fangirls.

The End.

So another chapter is done, the next chapter will include the fight scene between Naruto, Guren and the Narga! By the way the Narga is from the Monster Hunter franchise and no, I do not own that either. So how was the chapter? Good? Bad? Crappy? Tell me what you think in a review! A rather long omake as well, I thought of it just at the end of the chapter so I added it in.

By the way, should I keep this as a strict Naruto x Guren or should I turn it into a small harem. If harem it will be Naruto x Guren x x . I will not write the next chapter yet as to let the votes pile up since your choice affects the next chapter.

Ja ne!

*Vanishes into a shadow of a tree*