america sat down at the table located inside of a fast food store called mcdonads. "mmm" he said as he bit into their new turkey burger. "STOP!" yelled the meat. "DONT EAT ME!" "what." america said as he looked at his sandwhich that a girl employee had probably made. "why?" "BECAUSE!" yelled turkey,"first of all,that is FRENCH bread. second of all i am alive!" "..OH MY GODDDDD!" yelled america as he threw the sandwhich across the room at a retarded french child which made him fall out of his wheelchair and sob. "another day well done!" said america smiling.

AN: caps really adds feeling to the story i think