Visit from a Nekodemon

Yoruichi pays Ichigo a visit while Isshin and Yuzu listen at the door

I don't own Bleach

"So what kind of training are you giving him, Lady Yoruichi? Is it kido? Hakuda? What is it?" Soifon asked politely. Yoruichi smirked, "We're going to train him to be a man, or at least act like one." "What do you mean?" Soifon asked. "What I mean is I'm training him to not be such a prude," Yoruichi explained. "Very well then, I promised to assist you and so I shall!" Soifon pulled Suzemebachi out of its sheath. "Wait hold on!" Ichigo shouted. But Soifon didn't attack Ichigo. Instead she turned Suzemebachi on herself. Her clothes were laying on the floor in a tattered heap in about 5 seconds.

"You know, you didn't have to tear up your clothes like that," Yoruichi commented. "It doesn't matter! What's most important is the training of this boy here!" she pointed at Ichigo with conviction, "We begin now!" Ichigo just now recovered from the shock of seeing Soifon strip, "Why the hell did you do that!" "It's part of your training," Soifon yelled. "I don't want this training!" Ichigo yelled back. "Well, to me it looks like you really want this training," Yoruichi said teasingly, "Anyway, let's get started." "Hold on!" Ichigo was panicking, "I, uh, I gotta go to the bathroom!" It was a lame excuse. "Do you really have to do that right now?" Soifon asked. "Uh, Yeah! I don't want to piss myself during the training." "Alright," Soifon consented, but make it quick." "I will," Ichigo assured her and ran into the bathroom. The force of the door opening knocked Isshin back into the wall, shattering the glass he was holding and knocking him down the stairs.

"How long do you think he'll take?" Soifon asked. "Normally it would take about a minute, but something not right here," Yoruichi responded, "I'm not entirely sure but I remember hearing that guys can't piss while they're aroused." "That's right!" Soifon shouted, I bet he's trying to escape!" Soifon Flashed into the hallway and kicked down the bathroom door, "What do you think you're doing!" "Um, i was just getting the condoms," Ichigo said slowly. "You pervert!" Soifon shouted and slapped him. "Wait, I thought we were doing this training because I'm not a pervert." "Stop mocking me!" Soifon shouted and slapped him again, "We are doing this training right now!" Soifon dragged him into the room, closed the door, and she and Yoruichi started their training.

"This is bad. I feel like I should do something," Rukia was sitting on the building next to the Kurosaki clinic and looking in through the bedroom window. "Nah," said Ichigo, who was sitting next to her, "I think Kon can handle this one."