TRY MY NUTS!

Harribel was on her way to her room, walking leisurely down the hallway, in no rush at all.

Diez.

Nueve.

Ocho.

Siete.

She counted down in her head as she passed each of the numbered doors.

Sei-

"Hey Ulquiorra, Why don't you try my nuts!"

What the hell?

"I'd rather not, Grimmjow."

Tia couldn't help herself. She'd been suspecting that something was going on between her two friends for quite some time now, and surprisingly enough, she wasn't one to pass up finding a secret. She suppressed her reiatsu and quietly pressed her ear to the door of the Sexta's room.

"Oh, Com'mon! They taste really good. They're nice and salty too."

"I prefer sweet things, Grimmjow."

"Oh really? Well I have this white creamy stuff here that tastes really good, too. It's sweet, but getting it out of the wrapper might be a bit tricky."

Outside the room, Tia's eyes widened. But that wasn't the end of the conversation.

"Really? Let me try it."

She heard some rustling noises.

"Damn, Ulqui. You really got it out fast! Is it good? Hey! You're not supposed ta bite! Suck on it!'

Tia heard a few sucking sounds and a grunt.

"Mmm… Hey… This really is good…"

"I told ya! Let me have some too…"

By this time, Tia's cheeks were burning under her mask.

"Mmm… That's really good…" Grimmjow's voice was deep and husky, it sounded like a voice he'd use during…

"I KNEW IT!"

Tia had burst through the door, shouting at the top of her lungs, only to stop and stare at Grimmjow at Ulquiorra as they did the same to her.

In Ulquiorra's hand was an open bar of white chocolate and in Grimmjow's was a bag of extra salty peanuts.

"What the hell are you talking about Harribel?" Grimmjow had come out of his daze and asked.

"I-I...the sounds! The innuendos! I thought that you…"

"That we?"

"The nuts, and the creamy white stuff, and the grunts, and the "mmm's"!"

"Tia, did you think we were…?" Ulquiorra trailed off.

"Sucking each other off…"She finished.

Grimmjow made a face that was extremely hard to describe (Or I might just be lazy…) and Ulquiorra blushed a deep crimson.

"Why would you think that we…"

"Um… because you look like you guys could be together sometimes and there are the rumors and the pictures on the internet…"

"Wait, what pictures?"

"The ones on Deviantart… They were pictures posted by someone named Slyfox359…"

"Who the he- DAMMIT GIN!"