(A/N): BLARRRRRGH! I am so ANGRY with myself for not getting this chapter up sooner, but let me tell you this chapter was a COMPLETE, AND UTTER BITCH TO WRITE! I had NO FRIGGIN CLUE how Bloom should flirt and with who and I was just so T.O'd with this massive block. I eventually just said, "Fuck it!" and produced this…this shit. God, I cannot wait for the next chapter.
ARGHHHH!
Then, then, THEN, I had to go in for oral surgery twice! And I was just so upset and in pain and there was no frigging way I was going to write a chapter when I felt like crying. Nuh-uh. No way.
Then I went to Canada for a while, so that prolonged updates as well.
Gosh, this past month just had me so frigging upset.
I'm so sorry everyone. I really, truly am. And I just want to thank you for staying with me and reading and reviewing and leaving me comments that gave me GIGANTIC grins every time I read and re-read them [yes I read them more than once. Sue me].
Review Replies
fearlessgurl101: Lol tell me about it! Thanks for thinking this story is good enough for one of your reviews! Thank you so much! OMG seriously! Your comments never cease to make me smile! Lol I usually hate OC fics so I have no idea what compelled me to write one! Thank you so much! I loved your review! Lol yeah, The Clique is actually where I got the idea of a boy fast and I was reading a blog about a boy diet, so I said, "Hmm…what if you took a boy fast and a blog and put them together!" And thus the blog was born lol.
KeroNya: Lol you could always imagine what the other comments say! Lol Bloom was…uh…confident? Lol.
A Flower Still in Bloom: XD! Bloom's high is the best high! Lol!
Who wants a bowl full of YUKI: Aww! I would kill to have a best friend like Cody! Well you get 10 Bloom Points for remembering! Lol Bloom likes to apologize. Like constantly. It's annoying. Thanks! Haha, don't worry! Bloom isn't stopping the boy fast anytime soon! See you!
person: Hey, it's no problem! Lol I was [is that weird?] I look forward to your reviews! Lol I guess it did since I haven't updated in forever! Yeah, innocence! Yay, I just earned 50 Bloom Points! Aww, your welcome. I tried to make it realistic. Lol, thanks!
Now Idk if any of you noticed [hi fearlessgurl101!] but I posted a new story called One and the Same as a result of my massive block. Well, it's not a story; so much as a series of unrelated one shot prompts, but check it out all the same! Yay, shameless promotion!
Disclaimer: the Powerpuff Girls and any other franchises used belong to their respective owners. And the that guy concept I "borrowed" from a kick ass blog by elodie.
(C): Aimee, Chrissy, Vikki, Nikki, Bloom, this plot I guess, and the screen names belong to me!
My Boy Fast Blog
Resistance Is Futile
October 26th, 2010: Tuesday
Hi guys…. Now I have something to tell you but I don't want you to be mad at me…. Just… promise me you won't yell at me, okay? Do you promise?
[Cue cries of "I promise!"]
Okay, thanks guys. Now what I'm going to tell you is going to make you want to kill me. Then you'll want to bring me back to life just so you can have another go. Just go easy on me okay? Don't hit me too hard.
But first, UPDATES! [Saved by the bell]
Chucky: Well, he's there. I think his relationship is going well.
Phoney: Okay, so last night I pled my case to get a new phone to Professor, and he said I have to wait two weeks before the company can send me another one. However, when my sisters get upgrades, I'll be left in the dust because with the new phone, comes a reset of my contract [so unfair!]. But I'm trying to save money so I can just buy my upgrade when the time comes [because there's no way in hell I'm staying with an old phone while everyone else gets new ones].
Seems like almost every member of the male population won 25 Bloom Points last time. So congrats! You can now afford one earring. I advise you to wait until you accumulate 50BPs so that you could buy the other and then give both to a very special lady friend [or male friend. Whatever floats your boat].
I cut my hair! I now have a cute little asymmetrical bob. Y'know, like what Rihanna used to have?
Um…are there any other updates? I guess not [-sob-].
No wait! There is one more [-cheers-]! I just want to thank those who supported my hormone butt-kickery last time. And no girls, you can't have Cody. He's all mine [muah-ha-ha]!
-sigh- I guess I have no other choice but to start the blog post, so here goes.
Soooooo, uh…. I…uh…. Fuck.
I am just so angry at myself for what happened. Y'see, I decided to take a little trek to the park to stretch my legs and enjoy the autumn day. I was just sitting at a bench, minding my own business when two hands suddenly covered my eyes and blocked my vision.
Stranger: Guess who?
Me: -blushing- Uh…I dunno.
Y'see my trusted boy fasters and readers, I was blushing because who ever the hell that was had a deep, husky voice and I love deep, husky voices. Especially if said deep, husky voice was in my ear and making my insides all warm and fuzzy and hormone-y.
The hands were removed and the stranger sat beside me on the bench. When I saw who it was, my blush deepened and my insides got so much hotter that I thought I was going to puke up fire.
The mothereffing stranger just had to be THAT GUY.
Now, those of you born with a penis may not know exactly what the hell I'm talking about, so allow me to clarify. THAT GUY [for us with girlie parts] is the guy that is just so fucking perfect. He's the guy that super smart, athletic, on the basketball or football or lacrosse team [or all three!]. He's the guy that whenever he talks, a baby is born and a life is saved. He's the guy that is so popular among girls and moms and grandmas and babies and dogs. He's the guy whose spit is so magical, that it could be used to cure cancer. He's the guy that can make every self respecting straight guy want to bat for the other team.
He's the guy that every girl is in love with, and no matter how hard they try to move on, they can't!
He's the guy that I've had a crush on last year, pre-Chuck.
He's the guy that moved away to Citysville.
He's the guy that will always have a piece of me, even when I'm married with kids that make me super stressed to the point that I could rampage on the City of Townsville.
Me: =O
TG: Surprised?
Me: -nod- =O
TG: It's nice to see you, Bloom.
At that point I made a super embarrassing sound that sounded like a combination between a squeak and a squeal that I will now refer to as squeaqueal [uh…maybe not] and he laughed! BAAAAH!
Okay, I'm overreacting. He wasn't laughing at me, more like laughing at the sound I made [which was a fucking weird sound].
TG: So how are you?
At that point I got my voice back but I sounded like a Chipette that overdosed on helium and I was rambling and asking questions and my voice was getting higher and I was like, OMG SHUT UP BLOOM!
Me: -in a super high voice- What are you doing here? I thought you moved? Holy shit! It's you! TG! How are you? Wait, you asked me a question. I'm fine! THS is doing a dance thingy and I'm gonna try out but I don't know if I'm good enough and—oh man, is it hot out here? I'm hot, are you hot? Gosh, I thought summer ended like two months ago! It did, didn't it?
TG: …. –chuckle- Still as zany as ever, huh? Well, in order, I'm visiting good ole Townsville for the week because a part of the school I go to has been destroyed by a monster. I missed you and your sisters then. I did move. Yeah, holy shit is right. It's me! I'm fine. You dance? That depends on what kind of hot you're talking about. It did.
Me: -blush- …
TG: =]
And then, I was completely freaking out and blushing and shit and ARGH!
TG: So, it was very nice to see you again. I like your hair. I remember you used to keep it long. Did you cut it or something?
Me: -nod and blush harder because THAT GUY noticed!-
TG: It looks good. So um…I was wondering….
Me: -calmed down- Yes…?
TG: I would like to take you out, to uh…dinner—
Me: YES! Um…I mean…. YES!
TG: Great! So uh, here's my number and I'll take yours and I'll call you with the details. -cue giant grin that was so gigantic, it took up most of his face- I'm looking forward to this.
Me: -cue giant grin that was even bigger than his- Me too.
And by that point, I was doing a happy dance in my head.
Then I was in mourning, because after he left and we exchanged details, I remembered a couple of things.
HOLY SHIT, I'M ON A BOY FAST!
I HAVE A DATE AND I'M ON A FRIGGIN BOY FAST!
OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!
KILL ME NOW! JUST STRIKE ME DOWN AND PISS ON MY GRAVE!
[145 comments]
[1] By: NoNoNo
NOOOOOOOOO!
[2] By: MayTheForceBeWithYou
Well, this is an interesting turn of events.
[3] By: LiveLaughLove
Finally, I'm on the first page!
And I just wanna say, I know how you feel Bloom. I have a THAT GUY too.
You can get through this!
-LLL
[4] By: LaLaLandQueen
No more fast?
[5] By: BarbieGurrl
LiveLaughLove—Who doesn't have a THAT GUY?
[6] By: InsertWittyScreenNameHere
I actually liked this blog too. Oh well.
[7] By: LongHairDontCare
I believe in you, Bloom! You can do this!
[8] By: ImGoinIn
Damn, Bloom.
[9] By: pogoagogo
I wanna be ur GUY!
[10] By: chocolateROCKS
NoNoNo—You can say that again!
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