I am back with my new story! So, for the record - this one does not include sex. The age rating comes from questionable language. The reason? If you really think about it, than it is quite obvious that teenage boys do not necessarily think about sex all the time. More or so, anal sex is not the first thing that comes to their mind. Let me ask you this, was it the first thing you thought about at that age? Hardly. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this story and even more so - FEEL IT!

Please do not flame (I do not find a reason for it so you better not either). I apologize for the possible misspellings and other errors.

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Pairing: Sasuke x Naruto / Naruto x Sasuke

Summary: How hard can it be to be a teenager? Well, consider you have a crush, or is it a crush? You tease them, maybe kiss and then call them names. Life is a constant rollercoaster and solving life's great mysteries sucks arse. Sounds familiar?

Disclaimer: I have no rights over the characters or whatsoever (do not sue me Mr. Kishimoto), I am just loaning them and returning to the rightful owner (Mr. Kishimoto).

Naruto:

Sasuke is not even looking up and thus we bump really hard against each other. Our heads collide like two cars on a highway their hoods all dent and I am sure I see stars like in those old cartoons. Fucking ACME…Sasuke's steps are still shaky and in panic he grabs the front of my shirt. His legs are on the way and I try to find something to support us, but nothing. I grab thin air and with a loud crash we end up on the floor. Sasuke hits his head against the hard floor and I my knees. I just thank God my hands supported us so that I did not totally crash against him. He would have died, I am sure.

Sasuke:

The hell my head hurts like shit and Naruto is lying on top of me. His knees are on the floor right between my legs and I thank heaven that he did not fall on my crotch or else there would be nothing left of my testicles. He is breathing hard arms shaking like autumn leafs. The fuck you get out of the room the same time as me, oh God it hurts, he howls. The fuck with you, I was first! I scream even though he is close, so very close. My ears hurt you prick, he breathes and keeps his eyes closed. The adrenalin has burned the alcohol from my veins and strangely so I can think almost clearly. Suddenly the images of me being stupid in front of him just seconds ago creep into my mind and I turn red for being so girly. Sasuke, get a hold of yourself man! Assuring does not help a thing. With me, it never works.

Naruto:

My arms and hands hurt like hell and Sasuke complaining under me does not make things any easier. I try to collect myself, but he is an ass again and this seems to be harder than it is supposed to be. Shut your piehole, I order him not really thinking the way how I am saying it, but just stressing the content. Sasuke's jaw drops on the floor next to his head and I can almost hear a bang. He looks red and bewildered. Stupid of me to offer myself on a plate to you, he swears and tries to push me away. If you had behaved, none of this would have happened, he huffs. Like this is entirely my fault, I huff back. He spits words and sentences so that they form a coherent story about my "assness" to him at least and I am just ogling him and that mouth which does not make sense. Anyway, you are an ass, please go and die, he completes the babbling swiftly.

Sasuke:

Naruto looks weird and I take it that I won the battle. I almost smile my victory smile until he says that he is going to kill me. Yeah, I am so going to kill you and feed your body to the dogs, he shouts and gets so close it is already uncomfortable. Personal space, I scream, but he is already all over me, tickling, pushing and pulling. We wrestle on the ground and as I am ticklish as hell, I laugh and we roll. Fuck youu-hu-huuu, I say with a stretched voice and I try to get him off of me with no luck. The fight eats us like a dog its bone, breathing is hard and we stop to inhale. Suddenly Naruto says wonderingly that "huh, no one has come" and I notice it too. I am glad, I breathe and he rolls to meet my face. Yeah, because you were so embarrassing, he smiles wickedly. Gross, you wanted me to fuck you in the arse, haha, he looks at me and I am beet red. I was not sober, I try to defend myself, but he just looks like a winner and I do not have any more aces up my sleeve.

Naruto:

Hehe, I still laugh and watch as he does not defend himself. Awkward, I tell him and lie on my back next to him. Did you really want that, I ask and I am sure I hit the jackpot, since he whinged. I do not know, God I should have kept my mouth shut, he mumbles. So, like can you wait or something, I ask him swiftly as if it is not even a question. What, he suddenly looks at me. We are not in a hurry or are we, I ask not looking him in the face. He tries to avert his eyes and looks like a rabbit in a trap. You do want to hang out with me and can I take it so that you might like me back in a way that I like you, you know, my mouth blabbers and he looks like he wants to run and fast. It is just that I like you and I want to hang out with you, but I do not know enough about you, I keep ranting and panic strangles me already. Say something, fucktard? I ask him. That little word turns him back to the Sasuke I know.

Sasuke:

The word suddenly brings me back to life as I understand that he is the same pissface catfucker I know. You are so immature, I say to him and I try to look as displeased as I can. My head spins still, but not so much anymore. My pulse is already back to normal and suddenly the idea that he would have used the opportunity to fuck me scares the shit out of me. I do not want to thank him, since he is a dick, but I am glad he appreciated me enough to save me from myself. As I am thinking that I have had my fair share of alcohol for now, Naruto drops the bomb. You know I am going to fuck you eventually, he suddenly says as if he is stating the fact that Earth is not the centre of the world. What the fuck! Then he begins to unfold his plan about what he is going to do to me and I feel anger rising again. I surprise him by not hitting him, but getting close to him and whispering that maybe he is right. A smile creeps on to my face as I say it and after it, I just get up and leave the room. Naruto stays in the room and screams that I am an unfair shithead. Haha, I won. For now…

The End.

Thoughts? Comments? Anyone? Yours truly is soon 25, so do tell me what you think about this (like if you think I have lost the touch or something..).