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Soz for the delay. I was attacked by two plot bunnies; leading to the creation of a challenge and an 'I am Orochimaru' fic. This is the last pure One Piece chapter; not including the finale next chapter in one last epic battle.

Naruto grinned as he walked back into his Inner World of Darkness to check on some very interesting creations. Using the Mokuton and the blood of the deceased Marine Vice-Admiral Akinu; he hoped to manufacture some Lava Zetsu's for his own use. Only to stumble onto something much more powerful:

For on the branches of the great tree he grew; there were many Magma Magma Fruits. He had stumbled onto a way to grow Devil Fruits.

'Of course you needed the blood of the person who first had it; and in that way it is similar to the experiments Madara had done with Hashirama's cells; in terms of limb regrowth that he used on Obito.'

He just had the advantage that the form this power liked to take was that of a fruit. Of course you needed a crazily grown tree…or you could use the Mokuton.

It truly was life's cheat sheet…

'But they are nowhere near as powerful as the original; let alone Flare's super fruit. They could be as powerful as the original eaten by Akinu; if I was willing to sacrifice my power permanently in the form of Nature Energy; to tie these fruits into the cycle of reincarnation. But I'm not; so these fruits pretty much will stay at their current power: turning someone into a Magma Human and that's all. No ranged attacks or a magically increasing body volume of magma; just a Magma Body.

…Which isn't exactly a bad deal; they'll be just as immune to regular damage anyway. I'll mass produce these and give them to Flare for subordinates.'

"Kukukuku! I think it's time to kick everything up into high gear!"

Kabuto grinned as he utilized a simple Transformation Jutsu to infiltrate the lair of the mad scientist Ceaser Clown.

Of course it wasn't in the position of a high-ranking subordinate; more like one of those faceless morons that no one upstairs could keep track of. A yes-man essentially.

'Ceaser Clown actually surrounds himself with yes-men. Moron; how the hell do you guard against infiltrators? It'll be near impossible to detect them.'

Kabuto walked the halls; leaving tiny snakes behind to spy on all the projects. 'And what kind of wanted illegal scientist only has one fixed base!

…Sigh; I guess Orochimaru-sama must have ruined me. He never made these amateur mistakes.'

Whilst most people would consider infiltrating Ceaser's little group of scientists for the rumoured SMILE formula that was just now entering its prototype stage of development; Kabuto was far more interested in the Giantification experiments that Ceaser was starting up after Vegapunk declared them a failure.

He was sure that he would be able to stabilize and complete it; especially since they had access to Jenova Cells; allowing them to stabilize most biological modifications.

'I can see it now…Giant SOLDIERs…no…TITANs! But they wouldn't be able to go back to normal size; which is a problem.'

Kabuto took a deep breath after Monet had passed him by. That woman reminded him far too much of Guren; and she was too smart by half. Fortunately he wasn't in the same position of authority as he was with Orochimaru-sama; and she passed him right on by.

'And now we play the waiting game. I hope Kisame enjoyed the gift I sent him.'

"What's in the wrapped bundle Captain? Some sort of club?" First Mate Arlong, of the Fishman Pirates, asked Captain Kisame. The Captain was reading the note that it came with; looking happier and happier at the news.

"Much better than that; Kabuto has sent us more information: the location of a Marine convoy carrying Seastone to the Marines. Along with a new prototype Marine vessel: something called a Submarine. A metal boat covered in Seastone; capable of sailing forever underwater; its only weakness as a stealth vessel is apparently its human crew's need for air."

Kisame paused to let the laughter of his crew of fellow Fishmen die down before continuing. "Since we don't have that particular design flaw; I'm sure we could modify it; even if it can never surface again! Gentlemen; I want this ship. The entire thing is coated with Seastone and is guarding a convoy full of it; perfect for us to coat our weapons in."

Kisame threw away the note and picked up the wrapped package.

"As for the rest of the information; it describes my new sword, Samehada, and how to coat weapons with Seastone. Arlong, if we manage to raid that convoy; we could all turn our weapons into anti-Devil Fruit weapons; and get me my future flagship."

"Ahhh! Vice-Admiral Strawberry! Fishmen are attacking!" As the marine ran toward the new Vice-Admiral, a new voice yelled out:

"Shark on Darts!" Arlong launched himself out of the water and rammed his sword-nose through the Marine's heart; before lifting him up and tossing the body overboard with a laugh; "Sha ha ha ha ha!"

Strawberry frowned; and was about to attack the Fishman when–

"STRAWBERRY! Hi he he he he!" Kisame jumped out of the water and crashed in front of the Vice-Admiral; blocking his two new blades with Samehada held in one hand.

"I see you upgraded from those piece of crap Marine sabers you had before. You finally got yourself some named blades." Their clash caused the deck around their feet to crack from the strength each swordsman exerted.

'Impossible! With one hand.'

"Gigigigigi!" Suddenly the tip of the blade turned around –

'Is that a mouth?'

– and took a bite out of his shoulder.

'Shit! I didn't use Armament Haki!' Strawberry retreated, dropping one of his blades and a lot of blood.

Kisame grinned before snatching up the blade and throwing it to Hatchan. The octopus Fishman swordsman traded it out with one of his blades; throwing one of his 300kg swords into a Marine's chest.

"Hi he he he he, where are you going, Strawberry?! You tight-ass; that was only a Sharp Sword! I want Hatchan to have at least eight of them!" Kisame pulled out a hand cannon; not a hand gun; and took aim at the Marine Vice-Captain. Kisame's hand cannon looked like a miniature regular cannon mounted on a pistol's grip.

It only had one shot and its colossal weight and stopping power was only matched by its recoil. This was a weapon that could be only utilised by a Fishman.

BANG!

Kisame unconsciously put a bit of his Armament Haki into the cannon ball that was fired straight at Strawberry. The Vice-Admiral swung his remaining blade at the cannon ball; to stop it–

CRACK!

–only for his arm to break like a toothpick; sending the other 'Sharp Sword' flying into the sea.

Kisame wasted no time; allowing Samehada to wrap itself around his back like a backpack; before diving into the sea to retrieve Strawberry's other sword.

'Whilst it's true that the Sharp Swords are the weakest of the Named Swords; Hatchan isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. Anything overly complex; or a sword with a powerful personality; would be lost on Hatchan and do a disservice to the swords.'

Five minutes later…

"Hooray! Hooray for Captain Kisame! Kenpai!" Rum was shared by all the victorious Fishmen; and drunk from metal flasks.

"Hugh…Hey Captain? What are you going to name this…submarine?" Kuroobi, a Ray Fishman who had been making remarkable progress with Fishman Karate; asked.

Kisame paused in his drinking and thought for a bit. "Hmmm; we'll need to modify it a bit. Don't need air after all for my crew. And it'll need a fresh coat of paint…"

…

"…Hmm…I've got it!"

"What is it, Captain Kisame?" Everyone asked at the same time.

"I dub this new vessel: JAWS!"

"Fascinating. This SQI rapid evolution formula in amazing. Hold on son; let's bring your mother into this discussion."

Naruto and Sephiroth were sitting around his lab, inside the Shinju flagship of the Ohara Pirates. Naruto was using a microscope at a magnification level far above those that were available in this primitive world.

'Gast's knowledge is coming in handy; as the man was one of the first to actually handle Jenova cells. This SQI comes close; which was utterly ridiculous by itself; but it behaves like a hormone rather than a virus.'

Changes created by SQI were far slower; with overdoses acting like testosterone, increasing aggression. Naruto allowed a sleeping Jenova to awaken and emerge out of his body. After informing her about the drug; Naruto gave her an injection of SQI.

Suddenly all the changes they had done to her body vanished; the wings and tail of Acnologia vanishing along with the glowing runes across her body. She once again grew a pair butterfly wings from the flesh of her back; only these were pure silver; like her skin.

And another pair… And another…

Six pairs of silver butterfly wings grew from her back before the drug ran its course. Twelve wings of silver flesh…

"…"

"What a rush…" Jenova suddenly started looking at Naruto with fuck me eyes.

"Ok…I can see where this is going; mom, dad. I'm getting the hell out of here before I become scarred for life." Sephiroth got the hell out of dodge; leaving behind a single black feather.

"So Flare; how would you like an army of 300 Magma Men jumped up on SQI formula?"

"SOLD!"

"I am calling for every man who has lost everything to the World Nobles. Fighting men are preferred; but I'll take all comers; so long as you are willing to sacrifice everything you have left to kill World Nobles."

"Sign me up. What's the purpose of this group, Red?" What looked like a bum with surprisingly strong arms asked. He was an ex-blacksmith whose wife had been taken, enslaved; raped and dumped within a single week by a World Noble.

He didn't know the name of this red haired woman with a porn star body; but he supposed it didn't matter.

"We are going to repeat Tiger Fisher's accomplishment. But we aren't going to target Mariejois itself. Our mission is simple; kill as many World Nobles as you can before dying. Men, women, children; it doesn't matter. Kill enough and the whole system falls apart. You in?"

The blacksmith didn't know how the broad planned to scale those massive cliffs to get to Mariejois; or take them all with her. But he supposed it didn't matter.

'For my beloved Matilda.'

'The threat of an Admiral attack loses its effectiveness when every attacker is fully prepared to die. And those with doubts or cowardice will find such things stripped away with the SQI formula overdoses.'

Flare was far more ruthless this any of the ex-Fairy Tail members; why wouldn't she be; she was taught personally by Rosso the Crimson.

How do you bring down the World Government? You go for the roots; at least that's what the Revolutionary Army believed.

How do you get rid 99% of the reason the people rebelled in the first place? You get rid of the World Nobles. Not only would it remove a massive source of hatred by the citizens; but it would also gut the Slave Trade by removing their cash flows.

'What the hell is the Revolutionary Army even doing? I understand preparing to fight the World Government metre by bloody metre; but you can solve 99% of the problems by planning mass assassinations in this situation.

…I mean; it'll take me two weeks max to plan, gather and attack Mariejois and the World Nobles. The Revolutionary Army has done a grand total of fuck all compared to what I am going to accomplish in less than a month.'

"So wait; your fruit allows you to manipulate your own age; grants you a child's metabolism; and gives you the ability to manipulate the age of others? Man; women around the world must hate you. And don't even get me started on Aunty Ultear. To have the restriction on her magic: organics; beaten by a Devil Fruit of all things…" Shura was talking to her first potential recruit for the position of Chef of the Demon Pirates: Jewelry Bonney.

Shura's Jolly Rodger was a red skull-and-crossbones with a pair of horns; on a white background as a tribute to her mother Raven's cloak.

Her parent's blood and magic rendered her immune to most status effects; and her father had given her a Ribbon for her eighteenth birthday. Apparently it was enough to stop the effects of the theorised 'Age Age Fruit'.

"What are you?" Bonney had watched this gorgeous raven beauty massacre her way through five Marine ships; with just a pair of blades; before freeing her from her prison within the hold.

"Recruiting. I'm after all the greatest treasures of this world. The greatest swords…the most beautiful women…and I want you to join my crew! An all-female pirate crew that will one day conquer the New World!"

"There they are!" They pair was suddenly surrounded by ten Marine Battleships; all training their cannons on their sinking Marine Ship. Shura's eyebrows started twitching at being interrupted. She spun around and yelled:

"SUBMIT!"

Shura unleashed a massive blast of Conqueror's Haki mixed with Killing Intent; causing every crew member of the ten Marine ships to pass out.

Bonney saw a wavy aura appear around Shura; taking the form of a robed woman with horns. And suddenly she knew the reason for their crew's name.

"I'll join, Captain Shura."

"Excellent. Now we need a navigator and gunner if we want to move into the New World."

"We never paid any attention to the ancient prophesies. Like fools we clung to the old hatreds. Until the sky rained fire –"

Whoops wrong show there. But an apt comparison…

"Slaughter then all! Feel the power of the Sun Goddess!"

How did Flare scale the massive Red Line and get into Mariejois with three hundred people? Well, considering her boyfriend; it would have to be ludicrously massive.

She first got her hands on a massive glass ball full of SQI formula; curtesy of her boyfriend Naruto.

Then she created a massive Gudōdama to cover it; all in front of her three hundred recruits.

Finally she turned the land under the ball into Lava; and sent it flying up to cover the massive sphere in its final layer.

Then she told them all about the mass produced Magma Magma Fruits and that she was going to have them all ride in the giant floating ball of lava.

Once they had all eaten and were absorbed; she used her Chakra to control the Gudōdama to make a tube coated with lava leading into each person; and fed them her chakra and the SQI formula. Following some long forgotten instincts; she turned each and every one of them into Magma Zetsus; each jumped up on SQI formula for rapid evolution.

And now she unleashed them from her own personal Sun; flying out like solar flares behind her; and arching deep into the Holy City.

These Zetsu's were extremely hard to kill. If you didn't have Haki; then you were useless against them. Salt Water didn't work at all; as each had evolved a massive resistance to their effects; enough for them to climb on top of the water before it weakened them; if they didn't just Mayfly under it.

If you finally did manage to kill them; then each held a magnificent dead man's switch: Upon their deaths they would exploded like exploding lava clones; and they would also unleash a mutated pollen form of natural QI.

These pollens would interact with other Zetsu clones; telling them how one of their number had died and speeding up evolution to counter that method. Whilst these pollens would turn into cancerous growths in the bodies of anyone else but the Zetsus.

With death by incineration; and the injuries of burns and cancers; one could say Flare had unleashed the power of a nuclear bomb onto the Holy Land of Mariejois.

"Pops! Take a look at this latest issue! It's explosive!"

"Ey, hand it over then." The massive hand of Whitebeard took the newspaper article from his son's hand and for a moment felt a bit of déjà vu. Mariejois was burning on the front page; again.

Below it was a live interview with the culprit. This caused Whitebeard to laugh heartily; 'these young bucks and their need for recognition'.

"I'm here with a – gulp – live interview with the Sun Goddess Flare; who has just finished the massacre of Mariejois and wants to speak her message to the world."

"The World Government is currently reeling from my attack; asking themselves why this happened and who's to blame? I am here to tell the world that I did it and these are my reasons.

The Revolutionary Army lead by Monkey D. Dragon has done a grand total of **** all (censored due to our subscribers) to change the status quo. They want to gather their forces and resources in order to fight the Marines on equal footing. But they have failed to grasp one simple fact: that the Marines; and in fact the World Government itself; aren't the problem. The World Nobles and the Slave Trade are."

"What do you mean by that, Sun Goddess Flare?"

"Just Flare thank you. I have a way to turn ordinary men and women into disposable super soldiers; enough that 300 civilians utterly annihilated the Holy City. Every last man and women of those 300 that I used were volunteers; and 99% of the time it was due to the actions of a World Noble that they became that way.

Fear of a Marine Admiral's attack is meaningless when every person is prepared to die; so long as they take out as many of the Nobles with them as they can. The rights of every citizen; from World Noble to the common worker; must be the same in order for society to work.

Men complain about people who are richer than them; but they aren't willing to die like dogs to kill them. They are however willing to die like dogs to kill the person who enslaved and raped their wives. So long as it remains legal I will continue to find more volunteers; and I will continue to massacre every man women and child of the World Nobles until the entire system chokes to a halt. That is all."

"Fuf fuf fuf fuf fuf fuf fu. Sun Goddess… A woman who literally set the world on fire." Doflamingo had a mad grin as he read the front page.

"Well now; things are getting interesting. Family members; we're moving out. It's time to kill a certain zombie; and take his place amongst the Shichibukai."

And that's it guys. Time skip next chapter to see the changes they have inflicted onto the World Government. What do you think of Kisame's JAWS!

And then One Piece will be over and we are onto Harry Potter.