Title: Keeping The Secret

Author: JeffroMattyHardy

Disclaimer: I own…nothing! Ya know, except for Alexis Michaels. She is mine and will always be mine.

Summary: Keeping a secret is hard. Especially for Jeff Hardy. Getting into Danielson Boarding School is hard enough, but getting in disguised as a girl is even harder when no one is supposed to find out your secret. Slash, OC, language, alcohol

Clearly, something is wrong with me, but this is actually pretty fun, so…screw you! :)

Ho hum…it's getting hot and I'm sitting around the house in a black tanktop and teal short shorts. Feels pretty damn good:)

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Adam stared at Jeff, the young blonde blushing deeply. "You're a guy!" he yelled again.

"Adam, I—"

"How the hell could you be a guy?" Adam continued. "Jessica—"

"Jeff," Jeff interrupted softly. "I'm sorry, Adam, I should have never lied to you, but it was the only way I could keep my tuition here. My real name is Jeffrey Nero Hardy."

"What do you mean keep your tuition?" Adam demanded. "You're a guy!"

Jeff mentally rolled his eyes. "Girls get in cheaper than boys," he explained. "Daddy wanted me to go here so Matty could watch over me." He suddenly got a bit desperate. "Please don't tell anyone! If you do, I'll have to go to another school and I don't wanna leave!" He started to cry.

"Don't cry." Adam quickly rushed over and brought Jeff into a hug, the younger blonde crying softly into his shirt. "Come on, Jess—Jeff," he corrected himself. "Sorry, that's gonna take some getting used to."

Jeff sniffed, wiping his nose on his arm. "I-If you don't wanna see me anymore, I understand," he choked out.

Adam grinned and lifted the younger's chin with two fingers. "I don't care if you're a guy, a girl, or both," he said. "I love Matt Hardy's little sibling. You are Matt Hardy's only little sibling, right?" Jeff smiled a bit and nodded. "Then I love you. And don't worry, I'll keep your secret."

"Promise?"

"Promise."

"Really really promise?"

Adam shook his head with a grin. "I promise to whatever you want, okay?" he asked.

"Really really really promise?"

Adam rolled his eyes playfully and kissed Jeff to stop him from asking.

~.**.~

"So, you never wanted to just get close to me to get to Shawn?"

Alexis looked up at Mark from her place on the bed. Her legs were bent and her arms kept them against her chest. He shook his head and she smiled. "I knew you liked me," she said. Mark grinned slightly. "Can I get Skittles now?"

"Of course, chipmunk!" Mark grunted when Alexis tackled him to the ground. She straddled his hips and kissed all over his face in a thank-you. "Alright, alright, I get it." Mark wrapped his arms around her waist and sat up, keeping her on top of him. "You're welcome." He got to his feet without losing his grip, her legs wrapping around his waist and her arms around his neck so she wouldn't fall. "Let's go back outside."

Alexis pouted. "But it's hot outside," she whined. "And it's nice in here." She snuggled against Mark's chest. "Can we just stay in here?"

The raven shook his head as he walked out of his room, shifting her position so she was sitting bridal-style in his arms. "We need to go back outside before people wonder where we are," he told her. Alexis frowned, but didn't say anything else. She yawned lightly and curled up against his chest, quickly falling asleep.

~.**.~

"Matty!"

Jeff ran up to his brother happily, his shirt and vest back in place. He fell to his knees and pressed a kiss to Matt's cheek, smiling when Adam sat down next to him. "And what were you two off doing?" the raven asked, a grin on his face as he laid back down on his back with his sunglasses over his eyes.

"Matt, I know," Adam said.

"You know what?"

"No, Matt, I know."

Matt immediately shot up in a sitting position. "What?" he asked.

"Matty, he knows I'm not a girl," Jeff said. "And he promised to keep the secret."

"Copeland, if you tell, you are no longer my best friend," Matt threatened with a grin.

Adam laughed, shaking hands with the older Hardy. "Deal." He grabbed Jeff around the waist and pulled him into his lap, gently kissing the side of his neck. "Where's Lex and Mark?"

"Last I saw, Kendrick was hitting on Lex," Matt explained, "then Mark punched him in the nose and carried her off. Haven't seen them since." He rolled his eyes in annoyance when Adam's hand started traveling south down Jeff's body. "Hands where I can see them, Addams."

"Sorry, Matt," Adam laughed, moving his hand up and wrapping his arm around Jeff's waist.

"Lexy!" Jeff exclaimed happily when Mark walked closer with Alexis taking a nap in his arms. "Mark! Did you kill her?"

"Jeffrey Nero Hardy," Matt scolded, slapping the back of his head.

"She's asleep," Mark said. He sat down on the blanket and set the blonde down, her head resting in his lap. He frowned when Matt and Adam started to laugh.

"Mark, you might want to wipe your face," Matt got out, still laughing.

"Here!" Jeff grabbed his backpack and reached into one of the zipped pockets, pulling out a compact and handing it to the older raven. Mark looked in the mirror and his face turned to one of surprise. There were light kiss marks all over his face, shining brightly when the sun hit them. "Lex was wearing her glitter gloss this morning." Mark just grabbed the sleeve of his shirt and wiped his face off.

"Unh…no Shawn…I don't wanna be the referee…I wanna fight Hunter…" Alexis mumbled in her sleep.

"Come on, Lex, wake up," Matt laughed. He gently nudged her shoulder. Alexis yawned and rubbed her eyes as she sat up. "Have a nice nap?"

The blonde stuck her tongue out at him and he just laughed.

~.**.~

"You know, I feel kinda special," Adam said. He and Jeff were walking down the hallway, their hands interlocked together.

"Why?" Jeff kicked a pencil lying on the floor away.

"Because I'm one of the few people that knows your secret," the older blonde grinned. Jeff laughed, stopping when they reached his room. Adam pouted when Jeff took his hand back. "I don't want you to go."

Jeff smiled and kissed him gently. "I promise I'll be here in the morning," he teased.

"The morning?" Adam pouted. "I won't last that long!" He grinned suddenly. "I better get my daily dose of Hardy right now then." He pressed Jeff against the wall and kissed him, determined not to let him go until he couldn't breathe anymore.

It was several seconds before Adam finally let Jeff go, the younger struggling to breathe. "Well, that was fun," Adam grinned. He kissed the younger again, softer. "See ya tomorrow, Jeff."

Jeff smiled as he watched his new boyfriend disappear down the hall. He opened the door, grinning when he walked in. Mark was lying on Alexis's bed and said blonde was on top of him, their mouths fused together. "Come on, Lex," Jeff said. Alexis broke the kiss and laid her head down on Mark's chest, smiling as she looked at her roommate. "Time for Mark to go back to his own room."

Alexis stuck her tongue out at him. "Meanie," she teased. "I want him to stay."

"If I can't be with my boyfriend, then you can't be with yours," Jeff said. "So I have said it, so it shall be decided!"

Alexis frowned, but moved and stood up, leaning against the wall as Mark stood up. "I'll see you tomorrow, chipmunk," he promised, kissing her once more before heading out the door.

"Well, it looks like we've had an eventful day," Jeff said, grinning as he stripped off his shirt. "Adam knows I'm a guy but he promises to keep the secret and we both have new boyfriends. I like today."

Alexis laughed. "I like today, too."

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Meh, I'm not really happy with this chapter.

But…I needed to get this out. I just spent the entire Memorial Day holiday cleaning the house while my sister was bitchy and locked in her room and my mom went to the movies to see Bridesmaids and The Hangover II (both which I can see now). So I now have a clean room:)

And because of Cody, I have detention. Fun.