It's about time I summed up this sucker, it's been going on for almost a year, so here we go, final chapter. Love you all for reading! –Z (Also, I have improved my grammar, be happy!)

"Hey Hiccup," The twins said, poking Hiccup in the shoulder to get his attention, "You should totally come with us and serve some very special customers over here." They pointed to a non-existent table on the other side of the room.

"There IS no table over there you guys." He continued to pour water from a rounded pitcher to the girls on the other side of the table, staring at him with dreamy expressions and giggled occasionally, followed by a sigh. "Besides, as you can see, I have customers." He gestured to the girls whose faces promptly turned read and began to giggle uncontrollably.

The twins looked over to watch Tamaki shove a table and 2 chairs into the area they had previously pointed to. He then put down a vase of flowers and shoved in possibly the largest group of flowers that could be put in a vase known to man. Tamaki then pushed in a miserable and scowling Haruhi in a huge pink floppy hat decked out in flowers mating the ones in the vase as well as an oversized dress that was obviously 7 or 8 sizes too large for her. Honey appeared from nowhere and looked Haruhi over. He then yelled something to the extent of she has short hair and Tamaki promptly put on a ridiculous wig to top it all off. The twins watched this in amusement as they scurried around behind Hiccup's back.

Kaoru and Hikaru promptly grabbed both of Hiccups arms, causing him to drop the pitcher he was holding and drag him over to the table where even more miserable Haruhi was sitting, a scowl painted across her heavily made-up face. "Sit." They demanded.

"Why should I? I was with those customers for another 15 minutes; couldn't you have waited that much longer?"

"No, this lady paid a very large sum of money and your with her now until the school closes."

Hiccup looked at Haruhi. Haruhi scowled back.

"She looks pretty miserable…" He said getting up, "I'll just be going no was to not make her angry…" A hand plopped on his head forcing him to sit down.

"You will be staying here as long as we want you to." Kyoya stated, his voice flat, lacking any sign of sympathy. Mori arrived next to Hiccup and plopped a small duct taped package in his lap. It began to squirm, and smoke began to rise from it. A muffled "Help me" in Dragonese arose from the package. It was Toothless! He quickly unwrapped the package; holing the little dragon above his head to which he promptly peed on the will dressed Hiccup.

"What did you do that for?" Hiccup yelled loudly in Dragonese. "You have been so poorly behaved this whole time!"

The Host Club exchanged confused glances at each other and simply looked at the soiled Hiccup. Hiccup them remembered he was in the presence of a very rich and very disgruntled lady. Hiccup was then taken by surprise as she began to laugh. After she whipped the tears from her eyes, there was an awkward silence that was broken by Hiccup who asked what he should do with the clothes that undoubtedly needed to be thoroughly cleaned.

"Let's burn them!" Honey yelled. An uncomfortable silence followed through the hall which uneasily returned to normal conversation a few seconds later. Everyone present simply looked at Honey who was out of character at the moment. "What, it's dry clean only… and it seems to be more fun to burn it."

Mumbles in agreement to what Honey said went throughout the party except for from Hiccup who looked confused. "Why would we burn clothes that just need to be washed?"

Haruhi gave a light laugh "I used to wonder why they did what they did, but then I stopped caring and let them do what they liked. I would advise you to do so too."

"Well, I suppose it IS your clothes that you let me borrow, you can do with them what you like but isn't that wasteful?"

"Well we can't very well give clothes to people that you lizard thing peed on now can we?" Tamkai announced. "The only answer to the problem is to do what Honey suggested, let us have a large bonfire and burn them, anyone want to pitch in something to burn?" Tamaki asked the now on looking guests of the Host Club.

Silently but abruptly all the hands of all the girls in the room rose their hand, as if a signal to volunteer was given. "Very well then, we burn the objects!"

This is a space separating the time in which the first scene takes place into the next scene in the yard.

After gaining permission from the higher-ups in the school, Tamaki used Toothless as a squeezable (and very card to start) fire starter. The miscellaneous objects were first and had everything from pictures of ex-boyfriends, to leather belts (which Haruhi decidedly kept before being thrown into the fire).

Finally the main event came, Hiccups soiled clothes.

Now one may wonder what he is wearing now if he was robbed of his clothes, well I regret to inform you he was simply wearing his old war gear, he was 100 percent Hiccup, clothing and all.

Kyoya put up a stall during the whole event to have Hiccups white shirt (which was not soiled ironically, but decided to burn anyway ) for the girls to sign, saying something they wanted to get rid of, Just like hiccups shirt. There were things Witten like parents, back stabbing best friends, and pets.

As the shirt and pants were thrown into the inferno Hiccup gripped Toothless who was about to eat the large amount of cake they had at the gathering.

Suddenly a large flash of light appeared as the attire hit the fire and Hiccup along with Toothless disappeared. As soon as it was noticed that they were gone, the area was searched and even the police were called and a missing person report filed, but alas they were never found.

Of course they were never found because at the moment they were flashed out of the scene, they appeared back in Berk, but not the Berk they knew… a scrawny boy came out of a shack with a large black dragon as he noticed a new face. He shoved his hand out at hiccup and said "Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III, and you are?"

"Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III."