The Awkward girls with boys names

So, if you'd have bothered to read last chapter, you will have remembered I said, "We'll try again tomorrow." Oh, well that we did. We certainly did.

Tuesday Morning, same old routine. Wake up. Curse alarm clock. Throw water on Louie - You'd think that girl would have gotten a water proof blanket or something after three years of being splashed every morning - argue with Louie pathetically. Shower at some ludicrous time in the morning to avoid the rush of naked sluts in the showers. You get the picture. And thank god I don't have to describe Louie and I in this chapter again. See how much easier it is when you already know who I'm talking about?

[Nothing interesting happened till third period, so I'll save you the boredom.]

Third period: Biology with Caleb Danvers, Pogue Parry, and Tyler Simms. So, basically that's Biology with no friends.

Okay, I bet you're all thinking, "she's going to be put as a lab partner with Caleb. Duh" Wrong. This isn't my fantasy, honey, this is reality. My real lab partner for today? Aaron Abbot. Okay, not too bad. You know why? Because he will hit on anything with a vagina. Check. And we all know the 'sons of Ipswich' despise him, equalling this equation: Aaron hits on Charlie. Sons of Ipswich save the day. Caleb notices Charlie. A happy, happy ending.

Aaaand I'm slapped back to reality again. Yes, slapped. Right on the ass. By Aaron's hand.

"Hey gorgeous" Aaron's hand lingered just a little too long, which gave me time to make a scene.

"HANDS OFF, ABBOT" I said rather loudly. Okay, really loudly. Directed at the table to my left, where Caleb sat. And guess what, her took his hand off my ass and looked away from me. No, no, no. Aaron Abbot does not give up. He can't.

And he didn't. False alarm, people. About an hour into the lesson, when we got up and actually had to do some practical work, the hand returned. On my boobs, on my ass, on my waist, on my…fuck it, I'm not Dr. Seus. My point is, he was trying real hard to cop a feel. And then, there it was, what I'd been waiting for all lesson. The whisper.

"Hey babe, wanna catch up later, if you know what I mean?" He kissed my neck. Motherfucker!

"NO AARON, I DO NOT WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU" Now that, that one was a yell. A sea of heads turned around to face us faster than the speed of light, including Caleb's. Success! Hang on, why are people going back to their work and not caring? Ah fuck.

You have to admit, I nearly had that one….but wait, there's more! Aaron layed off me for rest of the lesson, but after class, Testosterone said one last goodbye.

"Charlotte, babe, come on. Tonight. You and me" The hand slithered around my hip once again, and this time I struggled to get his hand away. Just as he went in for the ass grope, he got punched in the face.

By who, By who? You ask. Was it me? No. Then who is this heroic savoir of mine? WAS IT CALEB? ….No. Just Louie.

"I was…in the neighbourhood" she sad secretively to me.

"Louie, hun, that only works when you are a superhero"

"Maybe I am" wink.

"I mean In costume" I said sarcastically. She mock frowned.

Oh right, Aaron Abbot. Yeah, he was pretty much out cold. After Louie and I's little superhero moment, we were, again, snapped back to reality.

Even though her hand wasn't in best shape, a little bruised and sore (well what do you expect? The girl is tiny, and she knocked out Aaron Abbot, a big dude), she was grinning like the Cheshire Cat. Kira Snider, who also happened to be walking by the same time as Louie was, then had a freak out. Nothing too major, just a bit of weeping (hell I never thought I'd actually use that word in my life..), gasping for air, being all dramatic and running off to find the nearest teacher. Nearest Teacher? Louie and I need to get out of here!

As Louie and I turned to walk very quickly away, we almost walked into The sons. Um, orgasm anyone? …Right, so Louie and I standing in close proximity, and facing, the Sons of Ipswich.

"You guys okay?" Caleb asked smoothly. And, you'll all be happy to know, I did not faint. Whoo! …I just kind of awkwardly nodded and mumbled, 'yeahkthanks'. Hey, it's still better than fainting.

"hah, nice hit!" Reid Garwin said as he smirked at the sigh of Aaron unconscious. Reid held out his fist to Louie (you know, like a fist bump). Unfortunately, Louie stared at him, rather coldly, and walked off. I followed.

Oh, I nearly forgot to tell you guys, Louie has a giant crush on Rein Garwin, Which made this situation 1000x worse.

"I PANICKED! I PANICKED I PANICKED I PANICKED! Argh! He will think I am some random, stuck up bitch who wouldn't even give him a fist bump, a fucking fist bump…" She went on for hours. Literally hours. And you guys thought I was bad. I have to hand it to the girl though, she did kind of blow it this time.

We both got a sentence from our school-celebrity-crushes, managed to knock Aaron Abbot out, and squirm out of any trouble regarding the Aaron incident. Pretty FUCKING AWESOME day if you ask me.

:3

Hi. So, it seems i only write this fanfic when i am dead tired. I've been putting off writing this chapter since i posted chapter one, and when I woke up at 3 am this morning i couldn't sleep. So what do i do ? I write fanfition. Awesome sauce.

Now, i assure you i am not trying to be modest or something, i totally agree that this chapter is shit. Absolute shit. horrible. If i stumbled upon this and started reading it, i would have stopped before i got down to this little Authors Note. So, if anyone actually gets to reading this, well done you. You deserve a gold star. Hoo fucking ray.

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