PStU: I had fun with this. So please laugh at this all you like. This is to be enjoyed. It is not in any way ment to be taken serously.

Star: PStU ouns nothing exept for her oun twisted mind so go away.

Things Daxter is No longer Allowed to Do

1. Openly Flirt with Keira when Jak is around

2. Wink at Ashelin and say "see you tonight sweet strips".

3. Suggest to open an all-girl mudwrestling pit in the Naughty Ottsel

4. Hot-wire Torn's speeder.

5. Play a prank on Torn (unless he is really asking for it)

6. Play any type of Prank on Jak no matter what.

7. Ask Jak what Errol did to him in Prison.

8. Barrow Jak's Morph gun without his permission.

9. Drive a Speeder around Haven City Alone.

10. Try to pick up chicks in a random ally.

11. Steal Samos's Staff.

12. Steal Any of Samos's Plants.

13. Touch Keira's blow torch.

14. Use Keira's blow torch.

15. Kiss Keira and blame it on himself as being drunk.

16. Get in between Jak and Keira when they are having a moment.

17. Lock Samos out of his own home.

18. Rearrange all the furniture in Samos's house into a pattern and blame it on ghosts.

19. Rearrange all the furniture in Samos's house into a pattern and blame it on alien.

20. Ask Jak and Keira if they had a "good time" last night.

21. Use the torrent gun to shoot down random things just to impress the girls.

22. Forget to get Tess anything for her birthday.

23. Ask Tess to model off her new swim wear for an hour.

24. Ask Tess to join mudwrestling.

25. Tell Tess you have seen a better gun then the one she has made.

26. Drink the purple stuff behind the counter strait from the bottle.

27. Dare little kids to prank Jak, Keira, Samos, Torn, and Ashelin.

28. Get in the way when Jak is venting off his dark eco.

29. Talk when Dark Jak is out.

30. Go yakkow tipping.

31. Suggest Jak take anger management classes

32. Mess with the monks face paint.

33. Hide the Monks face paint.

34. Make a fake Precursor artifact to give to the monk's which sprays some color onto their outfits.

35. Switch the monk's rubber outfits with leather.

36. Proclaim that he is an "all mighty Precursor God" in front of the monks.

37. "Barrow" Sig's Peacemaker.

38. Bother Sig when he is working.

39. Don't make fun of Kleaver's dipper like outfit.

40. Try to drive a terrain vehicle without Jak around.

41. Don't Mess with the Wastelanders.

42. Don't play pranks on the Wastelanders. (Except for Kleaver when he deserves it)

43. Don't go into the Arena alone.

44. Don't mess with the leaper lizards when they are hungry.

45. Don't Tease the Leaper Lizards when they are hungry.

46. Don't go into the wasteland alone.

47. Never talk about Jak's Secret.

48. Don't lose the House of Mar Medallion (Again)

49. Don't place bets you can't win.

50. Don't leave your pants everywhere just to show that you have them now.

51. Don't touch Jak's Eco Crystals.

52. Don't pretend to be a pet so to get Girls attention.

53. Never be alone with Pecker.

54. Never call Onin old. (Even though it's true)

55. Never touch another Plasmite bomb.

PStU: So that is it. I hoped you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it. By the way Three Stories in one week... it's a new record for me. That aside R&R but please no Flames.

Titlle: She is just lazy and thats why she never gets any thing done.

PStU: Well if some of you Muse's would get your butts in gear I would get more done wouldn't I. Please Ignore Titlle I am trying.

See you Later