Nightmare

Edward was sitting at home while Alphonse was visiting Winry for the day. Being alone led to Ed being bored. He picked up his phone and texted Roy.

"where r u? I have been waitn for eva!" he texted. His phone vibrated.

"im on my way damnit!" Ed sighed. At the moment a red fereri pulled into Ed's driveway. Ed grinned, Always coming in style, that bastard. he thought. Roy burst through the door and then closed it carefully.

"Roy, you're an idiot." Ed called.

"Yeah, but you adore it." Roy remarked sitting next to Ed. Ed slipped into Roy's lap and wrapped his arm around Roy's neck. Roy smiled then nuzzled Ed's neck. He continued to lick his throat until Ed snapped out of it.

"We can't. Al will be home in an hour and we can't have fun in ONLY an hour." Ed said with a sad expression. Roy frowned.

"Damn." he said, a bit upset. "I even wore my AXE this time." Ed gasped.

"Don't say that! You'll make me horny."

Roy leaned over and started tounging Ed. All of a sudden L burst through the door.

"Light's not here?" he asked.

"Wrong house. Next door." Ed replied. L thanked him and ran next door. Ed sighed heavily.

"Damn them! They get to mess around and we don't. Al ruins everything! I wish we could do something. But, nooo. We have to sit here and hope Al doesn't walk in on us." Ed said in a disappointed tone. Roy kissed Edward then pushed him onto the couch.

"When will you tell him?" Roy asked.

"After someone else rapes his emotional virginity away so I don't have to." Ed told Roy. He started kissing Ed's neck until Al walked through the door. Al stood there and stared at the surprised couple. He dropped the keys and yelled.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" Al ran into his room and locked the door.

Ed ran over to his door.

"Alphonse, I wanted to tell you! I just didn't want to hurt you." Roy walked over and kissed Ed.

"Let's go to my house and let him go over this in his mind." Ed nodded his head and walked out the door with Roy.

Roy shot up and panted hard. He looked around and than gave a sigh of relief.

"Just a dream." He told himself. There was a knock at the door and Roy found Ed outside.

"Al's at Winry's and I'm bored. Do you wanna-" Ed started.

"I'M NOT GAY!" Roy slammed the door in Ed's face.

"I was going to say 'see the demolishion of a building' but if you don't want to okay." Ed mumbled to himself as he walked off.