Mystic Snow Flake Fox: I have a snow day today! Quite annoyed about it, there was hardly any snow like the y discrived it on the weaher channel. Just hail and faltering rain. I'm even more bother by the fact that theres another day added to the end of June. I'll never graduate.. Oh well, at least it gives me time to post this.

Blame it on the goose, Kittens, and Sakura

Prologue

It was a lovely crisp Saturday night in June. A group of females wandered the streets singing catchy tune of the future. It ranged from "Sexy Can I", "Ring Ring Banana phone", etc. Suddenly all of the women stopped near a street light to watch their friend perform. She swung on the pole like a stripper and grinned a toothy grin when her friends cheered her on for an encore. She complied and started belly dancing then threw up what ever drinks she gulped into her stomach three hours ago.

"Blame it on the goose, got you feeling l- bleeagghhh.." She brought her head up and started over. "Got you feeling loose, blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-bleeackk.." then fainted.

Her girl friends exchanged looks with one another, shrugged then left retreating for their homes. A few hours later later Sakura awoke and caught her head. She was throbbing in pain and couldn't find the strength to get up and walk home. Her skin felt cold as a blast of harsh air swept past her.

The girl remained still when a shadowy being confronted her.

"Out partying again?"

Her eyes squinted trying to figure out who it is. "Do I know you?"

"No. But I defiantly know you." He said in a husky voice.

Inner popped up in her mind. 'Okayy.. this guy is creepy.'

'Inner! I'm so glad that your here. What should I do?'

'What should you do? WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?' It shouted getting louder and louder. 'Smack him in the face, jab your foot into his nuts! Throw grits! I don't know, just do something before he has his way with you!'

Sakura brought her foot up to his crotch area, but the guy blocked it. He grabbed her hand and starting licking her. It felt like sand paper being buffered against her skin. She got grossed out by the abnormal gesture and moved back wards towards a few cardboard boxes.

"Mew.." Vibrated the box from her touch.

Fear took over her when the sound escalated and she turned around just in time to fight against her upcoming murderer.

"Auugh! Get away from me you monster!" She screamed and tossed the box at him. The guy fell backwards hitting the concrete with Sakura hovering above him. Curious by his appearance, the kunochi bent down and dragged him over near the light. Her eyes widened at the sight. "Madara?"

The guy known as Madara awoken. "It is me you twit." He growled. Madara twisted around to find a long furry tail behind him. "I hope this thing isn't bent.." Then paused to listen in on a fit of laughter echoing from the girl. The cat man groaned in annoyance. "Yes, I got hit by the jutsu.."

"Bwahahaha! God damn it, it was only a test beta!" She laughed while holding onto her sides. Sakura ended the silly time and grew serious. "No really, I had no idea that it had affected you guys."

"It did not take over me entirely." He said while getting up from the ground. "As you can see, I'm still a human."

"Not really. I can take notice of that tail swishing from behind." Sakura giggled earning a growl from the cat. "Are the others kittenfied as well?"

"Yes. Including my alter ego, Tobi."

"Well you came at the wrong time. I plan to fall asleep at the moment so don't expect me to spend the rest of my night figuring out a way to cure all of you."

Madara raised an eye brow. "How can you? The streets is not a home."

Sakura realized what he just said. "I know that already, but I couldn't get there a little earlier because of the celebration I had for turning an anbu today."

"Congratulations. I'm sure your parents would be very proud at your achievements."

"Yeah, I'm sure they will." She said with a fake smile. Then turned away. "I suppose that you don't have a place to stay for the time being."

"Are you suggesting that I live with you temporarily?"

"Fine, if you don't like my damn offer then go live in the box with the rest of them." She hissed at the hybrid.

"I'll take the offer. Living in my childhood home doesn't feel right.."

"Okay, we can be room mates!"'

"Room mates?" He repeated in a deep scowl.

Sakura left his side and bent down picking the brown box off the side walk. She walked past him and moved down the streets heading for her home. Madara stared at her decreasing body mass and crept down the side walk using the street lights as his guide. He ended up near a medium sized apartment and watched the kunoichi struggle with picking her lock and holding the box of kittens at the same time.

"Kunoichi."

She jumped and turned to find Madara on the steps. "Yes?" and found the hybrid holding his hands out to her. Sakura blinked in confusion and handed him the box then resumed opening the door into her apartment. The key clicked into the hole and the two moved inside with Madara shutting the door behind him. He looked around the room and found plenty of furniture lined up with a coffee table in the middle. There wasn't that much to see.

He came across a blank picture. "What used to be in this frame?"

Sakura walked over and gazed at the picture. "My family and me, now were no more." then walked away.

Madara blinked and shuffled his feet across the floor board hitting the sofa for a short rest. He only closed his eyes for a second when a chorus of mews and meows entered his mind. The man cracked a lone eye opened and turned near said box. It was going off like a timer every two seconds as scratching from inside echoed on and off.

"Alright, alright. I'm coming. Hold your undigested hair balls in your stomachs."

He crouched down and lifted the flap. A cream colored kitten with the hint of gold popped up. 'That was awful, yeah. Too much balls in my face threw me off..'

Another cat, small in stature filled from top to bottom with an orange swirly glint mixed with brown appeared beside him. 'My bad Deidara sama! Tobi be good and not show balls to you anymore! Tobi promise!'

'Does she already know about us?' Deidara mewed.

"Yeah, but we can't really stay put in Konoha when the girl has connections with the hokage."

'Tobi suggest we wipe her memories clean!'

"That will probably work. I think.. But what if there's more people with this virus flowing in their DNA?"

'Then that's their problem. She already doesn't have an antidote to fix ours. Might as well make her think that were average kittens, yeah.'

"Fine. I'll convert her memories into a genjutsu she won't know what hit her."

'You sure about that? What if she figures out how to undo the justu? Then we'll be screwed for like, ever..' Deidara exaggerated.

"Not to worry, I'm a professional." Madara admitted and closed the box when Sakura got near. "I was just checking on them to see that there still alive."

She was standing there holding a platter with a big bowl of tuna fish in her hands. "You sure? I don't want a whole colony of cats dead in my living room you know."

The hybrid picked it's self up from the floor. "What's with the tuna fish?"

"Oh, this?" She asked and blushed a tinge of pink. "Since we came here a little late, there's no way that we could buy them some cat food."

"They won't mind, minus Kisame." He sweat dropped.

Madara's eyes switched over to the box. Tobi's head was stuck between the wedges of cardboard and seemed to be nodding. He took the signal and turned the girl around sending her into a genjutsu. Sakura's body went limb and she dropped the plate then fell down getting knocked out unconscious.

"I got her." He told the troops.

Tobi tipped over the box. It fell over spilling it's contents of eight other cat's with split personalities. All of them trotted over and parked their little butts near the passed out kunoichi.

'Is she dead? Tobi think she dead!' He started hopping like a rabbit. 'Call 911!'

"How can she be when you ordered the attack?"

'Tobi don't know!' He cried and got pushed by Deidara. 'Ow, quit it you meanie!'

The creamy cat placed it's paw on Sakura's neck. 'She seems stable, for now.'

Hidan emerged in anger. 'So what the fuck is the mother fucking plan? Our cure for this dumb ass virus got wiped clean by you.'

Madara grew quiet. "I have no clue."

They're screwed.

Mystic: Wee! I finished the prologue

Pein: Why didn't I have any parts?

Mystic: I don't know. But you will have one in the next chapter.

Sakura: Why the fuck was I knocked out?

Mystic: Because! I'll tell you later. Please review your thoughts on this chapter or else Tobi get's it.

Tobi: Help Tobi out! Reviewww!