My present is…What the hell?

(Shizuo's point of view)

I woke up hearing my alarm which I just cracked. "Annoying piece of …" I muttered getting of the bed. When I headed to the shower I saw the calendar. There was a circled date on it. Pulling my shirt off I glanced at the date. "Oh" is all I reacted finding that today was my birthday. Birthdays weren't anything to remember to me… sure I got a call from my brother but that's all. Well I got a card from Tom but it wasn't a real 'great day'. If you get me? I then finished undressing and took my shower. Done, I dried my hair and got into my bartender uniform.

I heard a knock at my door and yelled "coming". I opened the door and to my irritation it was Erika. "Erika what is it?" I asked. She paused, smiled then handed me a huge box. She then left quickly laughing. What was that about? I wondered but hauled the box in setting in the middle of the living room. I then got a call from Tom saying I had the day off. "Hmm, What to do now?" I asked plopping down on the couch that could barely hold my weight. I cut the TV on and flipped the channels before starting to doze off. I heard a crumbling sound and ignored it at first. It started to get annoying so I grabbed the box.

I saw something attached to the box so I got that first. It was a note saying "Happy birthday Shizuo from: The Best Otaku, Erika." Is the present alive? I sighed opening the box cautiously. When I opened it I couldn't believe it. There was Izaya, my worst enemy with cat ears and tail. He had a ribbon around one ear. It was loosely tied. "What the hell?" I asked allowed but Izaya seemed to be dazed still in the box. I pinched one of the cat ears. He winced and I knew the cat ears and tail were real. I blinked feeling water splatter onto my wrist I looked up to the source. It was Izaya…what did Erika do to him? I heard sniffles and I felt sudden guilt. I ruffled his hair and he blushed…but stopped. I was baffled by this as he leaned out the box into my lap. He then continued to lick my cheek…just like a cat. My Ears got red.

Cat Izaya was…the exact opposite of the real one. In fact he was cute. The way he blushed just then and murmured sorry licking my cheek even when the little- Woah, what was I going to say just now? I face palmed because I was very frustrated. This was ridiculous! I grabbed my phone and called Shinra quickly. As soon as I heard the answer machine I cracked the phone angry. "Darn you Shinra!"I hissed feeling something licking my hand now. Izaya was licking my hand worried with cat ears down. I calmed right after seeing him do that. "Hey, cheer up…I'm tough remember" I went as far as flexing a muscle for Izaya.

He giggled with a smile. For the first time the smile on Izaya's face was real. He nodded still sitting in my lap. I couldn't help myself. I had to kiss him…he was just too darn adorable. I lifted his chin sealing our lips in a kiss. The surprise in his eyes was priceless. Maybe Izaya like this wasn't so bad.

He was definitely better than the normal one. When I licked his lips he opened them letting my tongue in. I roamed his mouth smirking at the moans he gave. Yep, not bad at all…Thanks Erika.