Knight: Reimind me again why we agreed to this…
Cinder: NO COMPLAINING.
Kitteh: …Whatever….
Cinder: OK! We're chainging the rules! Usually it, like, goes around in a circle, riiiight?
*silence*
Cinder: RIGHT?
Various People: Yes…?
Cinder: OK, here's how it's gonna go! Who ever spins it kisses the person it lands on, the the person it landed on has to spin again!
Like, if I spun it and it landed on Ryou, I'd kiss Ry, then HE'D spin, it right?
And he'd kiss whoever it landed on!
So, who wants to go first?
Pegasus: I'll-
Knight: I think CINDER should go first! After all, it was her idea, her rules and her house! Ok, Cin, spin the bottle!
Cinder: *glares at Knight* Ok…. *spins bottle*
Knight: And…. That's… Yami! Ok, in here or in there?
Everyone: HERE!
Cinder: *glare* Fine.
Yami: Whatever. *kisses Cinder*
Knight: Yeah! Ok, Yami, you spin!
Yami: *sigh* Ok, then. *spins bottle*
Cinder/Kitteh/Knight: MELVIIIN! YAMI'S GOTTA KISS MELVIN, YAMI'S GOTTA KISS MELVIN! *singing*
Melvin: Wooof?
Yami: I hate you all... *kisses Melvin, looking seriously grossed out*
Knight: Woohoo! *laughs* Ok, uh… Melvin… Spin…?
Cinder: I'll spin it for him. *spins it*
Kitteh: Oh…
Knight: My…
Bandit Keith: GOD! In America. I have to- no! I am not doing that! In America! Or anywhere else, for that matter!
Knight: GO ON! *grabs Bandit Keith and pushes him towards Melvin*
Melvin: Woof! *kisses Keith*
Bandit Keith: I hate you all. In America. *spins*
Knight: N-no!
Cinder: Hehheheh. YES.
Duke: Dude, are you saying I've gotta kiss-
Bandit Keith: Yeah, in America!
Duke: Oh, crap.
Cinder: Go on. DO IT.
Duke: *kisses Keith really quickly, then pulls away*
Knight: OK, Dukey, you spin.
Duke: OK… *spins bottle*
Jaden: Awww, man! That's GAY.
Cinder: Literally.
Jaden: Might as well get it over with… *kisses Duke*
Duke: AAAAAAAAAUGH! I've been poisoned! *swats Jaden away*
Knight: My deviantART page, however, is about to get a whole lot more views.
Jaden: *spins bottle* …Aw, crap.
Dan Green: Hello there. I'm Dan Green. You may remember me from-
Kitteh: Shut up and kiss him.
Dan Green: Um… Whaaaaaaat? *too late. Jaden kisses Dan*
Knight: Now spin!
Dan Green: Ok… *spins bottle*
Knight: Damn. I was hoping he'd get Pegasus.
Tea: Hey there!
Dan Green: (in Yami's voice) So, shall we?
Tea: OH yeah! *they kiss*
Knight: AHEM.
Mai: Hey, Tea… Spin, ok?
Tea: Fine… *spins bottle*
Melvin: Woof!
(A/N: Everyone else is basically just laughing their heads off at the game.)
Marik: Hey, how come I haven't got a line yet?
Bakura: And me! I was promised screentime when I signed up for this bloody fanfic!
Knight: Shut up kitty. You'll get your screentime. *grins evilly* *cough*withMarik*cough*
Bakura: …And now I'm worried.
Knight: And back to the game!
*Tea's kissing Melvin. Cinder is holding Tea's head in place*
Knight: Cinder! Let Tea go!
*Tea is released*
Kitteh: I'll spin it for Melvin… *spins*
Joey: Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, whaaaaaaaaaat?
Knight: A dog with a dog! Perfect!
Joey: HEY! I AM NOT A FURRY!
Cinder: Tell that to the internet.
Joey: Nyeh, do I have to do this….?
Kaiba: Go on, Mutt.
Yami: Yeah! Go on, Joey!
Espa Roba: Go on Joey! I haven't had a single line in this whole story, so I'm glad I have a chance!
Cinder: Shut up Moku- Oh, it's you, Espa.
…
Shut up Espa!
Joey: Nyeeeeh… *kisses Melvin*
Cinder: Wooo!
Knight: This is going straight onto deviantART.
Kitteh: SPIN, JOEY!
Joey: Nyeh, dis better be a girl… I ain't kissin no more guys…
*spins*
Kitteh: WHAAAAT? ME? I'M NOT KISSING THAT FRICKEN FURRY!
Knight: *grinning evilly* Temper, Kitteh. Rules are rules. NOW DO IT. *holds up camera*
Kitteh: I hate you all. *kisses Joey* EWWW FURRY I HAVE BEEN TAINTED EWWWWWW!
Knight: Go on Kitteh. Spin it.
Kitteh: I am going to kill you.
*spins bottle*
Duke: Me again? Oh well, at least it's a girl this time… *glares at Jaden and Bandit Keith*
Kitteh: Oh man… Knight, please don't kill me.
Knight: I would never. Now DO IT! *still got the camera*
Duke: *kisses Kitteh*
Kitteh: This game hates me.
Cinder: Whatever. Spin it, Duke!
Serenity: Hey, big brother-
Joey: Shut up sis. I'm watchin'
Duke: *spins*
Knight: Yes! *punches air*
Cinder: Aw, lucky. Not that I want to-
Knight: Yeah, whatever. *kisses Duke.*
Cinder: Um, ok…
Knight: *is still kissing Duke*
Kitteh: AHEM. KNIGHT!
Knight: Oh, uh… Sorry…. *is still hugging Duke*
Cinder: GAME.
Pegasus: Yeah, you people keep forgetting we're playing. So NOT fabulous.
Ishizu: I mean, this is my first line.
Odion: *is silent*
Knight: Hey, Ishizu, you are gonna get lines. Believe me. Just wait a bit, k?
Ishizu: Ok…
Kitteh: GAME.
Knight: Oh yeah. *spins bottle*
…
CRAP.
NO.
ABSOLUTELY NO.
NO WAY.
NOT DOING IT.
Kitteh: *laughs head off* Y-you have to!
Cinder: *laughing even harder* Y-yeah, Knight!
Duke: *snicker* That is pretty funny, Knight.
Joey: HA HA HA, nyeh, you gotta do it!
Various People: *laughing their heads off* Go on, Knight…
Knight: I HATE YOU ALL. ESPECIALLY YOU! *points at Pegasus*
Oh, and YOU TWO! *points at Cinder and Kitteh*
Pegasus: Oh, just do it. *kisses Knight*
Knight: BLAAAAAAAAARGH EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
YUCK! EW! I HAVE BEEN TAINTED! EWWWWW!
Pegasus: Whatever. *spins bottle*
Hair Guy: ATTENTION DUELISTS! MY HAIR DOES NOT WANT TO DO THIS!
Pegasus: Oh, boo hoo. *kisses Hair Guy*
Hair Guy: ATTENTION DUELISTS! MY HAIR SAYS THAT WAS DISGUSTING!
Knight: You can say that again.
Hair Guy: *spins bottle*
Odion: What? No, no way. That's just-
Marik: DO IT, ODION!
Odion: Yes Master Marik… *glares*
Hair Guy: *kisses Odion*
Knight: EPIC. My devART is about to become VERY popular.
Odion: *spins bottle*
Knight: AGAIN. WHY? Oh well, at least it's only Odion. *kisses Odion reluctantly*
Cinder: HAHA KNIGHT! *laughs*
Knight: Shut your face! *spins bottle*
…
OH FOR THE LOVE OF CRAP!
Jaden: Hey, I don't like it either.
Cinder: *falls over from laughter*
Kitteh: *is also falling over*
Knight: I HATE YOU ALL. *kisses Jaden*
Jaden: So it's my turn again?
Knight: WHATEVER. *is washing out her mouth*
Jaden: *spins bottle* …Oh, hey, creampuff.
Ryou: Um… Er… Ah…
Cinder: No!
Knight: Heh. REVENGE. *there's the camera*
((A/N: OK, I am up to kiss # 18 and I'm over 1000 words. This will be very long. Remember, 249 kisses! Should I still post the whole game?))