As usual, everyone felt calm when Jasper stepped into the room. This calm stopped Edward's and Alice's screaming. They felt like they wanted to be angry with him for controlling their emotions, but couldn't. It was like people with that one president- they loved him during his term, no matter how incompetent he really and truly was, but some people love him EVEN NOW, even thought HE WAS HORRIBLE, JUST BECAUSE HE LIVED IN THE WHITE HOUSE. *Whew*...Now that that run-on's done and over with, let's return to this semi-plot less story!

"You've been screaming at each other for over forty-three hours...And I HAVE been counting," Jasper hissed. "Why don't you just go get Bella?"

"She won't come, even if we knew where she was. Alice refuses to tell me." Edward said.

"Can't that mut kid just go sniff her out?" Jasper suggested, smacking his hand to his forehead in an exasperated gesture.

"I...NO! I will never work with him!" Edward screamed. God, Jasper thought, He's like a teenage girl...OH! That's how I'll get him to leave!

"Yeeeeah...But...Won't you look much better with someone by your side? Someone worse looking than you?" Jasper said sneakily. "So good, in fact, that Bella may run away to Vegas and marry you?..." Jasper trailed off, but it didn't matter, because Edward had already ran out the door.

Edward ran through the woods. He would appear as nothing more than a streak of color, except for when he stopped and used his inhaler. Other than that, he was totally fast. He smiled, thinking of what good this did his modern Elvis Presley/Bad Boy hair. An older version of Bambi crossed his path. He considered eating it, but decided on a conveniently placed 1600's goat sacrifice instead. Bambi, realizing what danger he had just escaped, muttered something Disney would never allow, and scampered off.

"I'm coming Bella," Edward assured no one,"I'm c-BLEH! BUG! I SWALLOWED A BUG! I REALLY SHOULDN'T TALK WHILE I DO THIS!"

Bella played with the ring on her left ring finger. She snickered, wondering how Edward would take the news that she had gotten married the night before. Maybe she could do like the men with four or five wives, and marry all the guys constantly hitting on her? She was the one who wore the pants when it came to her and Edward...

Jacob tried to get the motorcycle to start again, but it refused. He growled, in the human-angry way (Kinda like your dad when he really wants to hit you, but there's a police officer in the room, ya'know?). He shrugged, and picked the entire thing up with one hand. A group of adoring Team Jacob fan girls all got out their cell phones and cameras and began recording him. He sighed, irritated, and took off his shirt. If he didn't take off his shirt at least once an hour, someone was going to get stabbed by those crazy fan girls.

Edward came out of the woods. The fan girls all gasped, and got out a variety of blunt weapons. They were quickly escorted off the premises by a security guard. Edward walked up to Jacob, trying to look like the cold bad boy who secretly was totally loving on the inside that girls die for.

"Jacob. If you want to get Bella back, come with me." There was a gasping sound from people in the audience, then, to everyone's irritation, a loud ring tone that featured a Jamaican guy singing (It's ALWAYS a Jamaican guy singing! Am I the only one who thinks that?).

"GAZ! THERE'S A VAMPIRE AND A WEREWOLF WITHIN A FIFTY MILE RADIUS OF HERE! WHERE ARE MY SILVER BULLETS AND GARLIC?"

"I always kinda figured you were eating all that garlic. Thought it would explain why girls want away from you so much," Gaz said coldly, in a humorlessly sarcastic way.

"...And the silver bullets?" Dib yelled from the other room.

"I used those on myself when I realized I had to share a house with you until one of us moves!" Gaz yelled back. Dib sighed. At least she hadn't made fun of his head. As if reading his mind, she added,

"You have a big head!" She unpaused her Game Slave. After scoring 47,298 points, she saved it and put it up (for once). A vampire and a werewolf in the area meant someone was coming for Bella. She called Zim.

"Zim! Someone's coming for Bella!"

"What? But I already had a plan!" Zim said. Gaz tried hanging up then, but Zim told her she had to come to help him disable something. She growled, but didn't say anything. Helping Zim wasn't on her list of priorities, but getting rid of Bella was worth it. Dib followed her out the door. Gaz let him come, thinking that maybe he'd get killed by the vampire, or the werewolf.

Edward busted through the odd restroom door, dragging Jacob, who was on a leash, behind him. Zim, Gir, Gaz, Dib, and Bella were all standing around a strange looking machine. It was whirring.

"HOW WOULD A DIMENSION-TRAVELING MACHINE HELP US GET RID OF BELLA?" Someone yelled.

"I DON'T KNOW!" Zim screamed back.

"YOU TRIED TO GET RID OF MY WIFE?" Gir yelled. Everything paused for a second so everyone could absorb what Gir had just said.

"You...and Bella...?" Gaz said.

"Yep. Last night. We flew all the way to Nevada," Bella said dully. She smiled, and held up her ring finger. The machine unpaused, and there was a bright light.

"WE DISABLED IT WRONG! IT'S GOING TO TAKE US TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION!" Zim screamed, as they were all thrown into a weird space time swirly-thing-er.

"NO DUH, GENIUS!" Gaz yelled, as they landed on a bed in a different dimension. They were in a bedroom. Despite the heavy metal music playing, the walls were painted a soft purple. The walls were covered in posters. Harry Potter posters took up an entire wall, then there was a black-light poster and a Twilight poster. In the corner of the room, a blond teenager was typing something. She heard them land on her bed, turned around, and started screaming.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!- Oh, hey, nice Invader Zim cos-play costumes." She looked at the IZ characters, taking a second to scowl at the Twilight cast. She grabbed Gir and started cuddling him like a stuffed animal.

"Where are we?" Gaz asked.

"There are a lot of answers for that...Unfortunately, I hit my head a lot, and am unable to think of any good responses." The blond said.

"O-kay...What's your name?" Gaz asked.

"Hmm. I should say something ridiculous, like Princess of the Fluffy Peoples, but I'm kind of scared of you, so I'll tell the truth. My name's Annabell. Yours?"

"Gaz."

"No, your real name." Annabell said, still hugging Gir.

"That is my real name." Gaz said. Annabell seemed to consider this.

"Prove it...What's your real name? Like, your full name?"

"Gazlene."

"What animal did you stare at every Christmas?"

"A dog."

"Um..." Annabell was starting to look like a real stalker. "What book were you reading when Zim tried to make you look at 'Pustulio' and become hypnotized?"

" 'Punch Harder'. "

"Show me your Game Slave." Gaz dug a Game Slave out of her pocket. She flipped the switch on, and the screen lit up. Annabell stared at it for a second.

"It may be that I took a flying leap over the edge of sanity years ago...But I think you may be the real Gaz." She bit her lip for a second, then started screaming again.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOW THE HELL IS THIS POSSIBLE!" She hugged Gir harder for a second. "Oh, you're such a cutie!...Anyway, back to screaming-"

"No, wait!" Dib said, not wanting her to start screaming again. "Umm...What are you typing?"

"A Twilight parody...It's also a crossover, but...I don't think you'd get that." Annabell kissed the top of Gir's head. Dib walked over to the screen. and stared at it for a moment.

"Oh my God...It say's everything that's happening right now! It show everything I'm saying right now, and- and- WHEN WILL IT ALL END?"

THE END

"No, wait a second!" Gaz snapped, pushing the giant 'THE END' sign out of the way. "That's a horrible ending!"

"Hmm...You're right." Annabell admitted. She tackled Zim, a stole laser gun out of his PAK, then shot Bella, Edward, and Jacob."MWA HA HA HA HA HA! THAT'S A GOOD ENDING!"

THE END (FOR REAL THIS TIME)