I do not own South Park.

Craig's hat is a loved hat in South Park. With its dark blue material, wide ear flaps and yellow pom pom. But this simple c hullo means very different things to different people.

Craig likes to wear his chullo because its wide ear flaps mute the stupidity exiting a dumb-asses mouth.

Clyde likes to wear Craig's chullo because it means he's stolen it off him in a way he likens to a ninja.

Token likes to wear Craig's chullo because it clearly pisses Craig off and that a certain brunette stole it for him "Like a ninja". Token has a soft spot for ninjas.

Stan likes Craig's chullo for the simple fact that it is blue. He likes blue.

Kyle becomes disappointed at the sight of Craig's chullo because he initially thinks it is Stan's hat.

Cartman despises Craig's chullo because he still has a childhood rivalry with "Craig and those guys". Even though no one else remembers this rivalry.

Kenny likes Craig's chullo because he would totally tap that. But, then again, he'd tap a maple tree and not just to get some syrup.

Bebe glares at Craig's chullo because he rejected her a month ago. How dare he reject the queen B!

Pip runs when he sees Craig's chullo because he does not overly appreciate being bullied by his peers.

Tweek loved to wear Craig's chullo. The ear flaps blocked out alarming noises, it was warm and it smelled like Craig. It gave Tweek a sense of safety.

Craig liked when Tweek wore his chullo because it told everyone the blonde boy was his and, if they fucked with him, that chullo would be hella more terrifying.