WARNING: Please bare in mind that this is one of my first fics so it's rather strange - I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote some of these chapters. Also 'rape' is mentioned casually in this chapter and apparently I offended someone with that so I'm sorry! If you're sensitive about that sort of thing then you should probably skip this chapter, although it is only mentioned once.

Hello, all! This is my second fanfic, and my first ever Darren Shan fanfic. I wanted to write something about how the characters would view the Saga after it had finished. I also wanted it to be pointless and retarded so that's how this fanfic was created. Also, Steve is extremely out of character – I made him into a pervert who is always lusting after Darren XD Please review :D Disclaimer time:

Disclaimer:

Darren: S.L. Gibbs does not own me or The Saga of Darren Shan in anyway.

S.L.: I wish I did though, then Steve would get more love ¬_¬

"Hello, my name is Steve Leonard and today I am going to rant about our fans."

"What is that buffoon talking about?" Mr. Crepsley whispered.

"Quiet, Creepy Crepsley!" Steve hissed. "As I was saying, I'm going to rant about our fans. Why is it that 30% of the fangirls prefer Evra, 40% like Creepy Crepsley and the other 20% like Darren? Why not me? I mean, look at me!"

"Where did he get those percentages from?" Evra asked. Darren shrugged.

"And why are there hardly any yaoi fanfictions about me and Darren?" Steve went on. "It's always Darren x Evra and Darren x Crepsley. I deserve some love too!"

"He wants fanfics about him and Darren making love?" Kurda murmured.

"Yes, and M rated ones too!" Steve yelled in response.

"Is he drunk on blood?" Debbie asked.

"I don't think that's possible." Darren replied.

"...oh, Darren, if only you could realize my feelings..." Steve muttered to himself in the background.

"Erm, can we go somewhere else? He's starting to creep me out." Debbie said.

"Good idea," Darren responded. "I have the feeling that if I stick around any longer I'm going to get raped."

"...oh, Darren, I want you..."

"Want to go get some ice cream?" Debbie suggested.

"Anywhere's good as long as it's far away from here. He's got that perverted look in his eyes."