A/N: never, in all my life did I expect to write one of these lists. O well. They ARE terribly fun.
Disclaimer: WICKED IS MINE!
Elphaba: NO ITS NOT! She lies!
Me: Fine….
Lessons I have learned from Wicked
I, darkgemwildcat, have gathered the charecters of WICKED in my imaginary office to tell them what I think of the show, and i'm positive you think the same. to make it easier on our... *looks at Morrible, the Wizard, Dorothy, and Dodo.* special charecters i have decided to put in in to a list.
Horrible Morrible: excuse me?
ME: you heard corectly don't pretend to be stupider then you all ready are.
Dorothy: my dogs name is Toto
ME: Shut up you evil little girl. Who even invited you?
Dorothy: the Wizard.
ME: Great.
The Wizard: *Looks scared*
ME: OK LETS BEGIN!
1. No good deed goes unpunished
Elphaba: ….. haha I am sooo amused.
2. The only way to save your boyfriend from certain death is to turn him into a scarecrow.
Fiyero: …
3. Pink goes good with green
Glinda: I KNOW RIGHT! *Squeals*
ME: Alright then…. Moving on…
4. Being wicked can be a good thing sometimes
Elphaba and Fiyero: ….
5. The only way to go against a government to make them change their ways is to fly away on an enchanted broom singing about gravity and wizards.
Elphaba: why does this always come back to me?
ME: Because you're awesome.
6. Princes throw awesome parties!
Fiyero: Heck yeah!
7. "Because Galinda is blonde." is a valid excuse
Glinda: Gee thanks.
8. You can come and go by bubbles.
Glinda: That's me!
ME: Yes, yes it is.
9. If your sister is dead and you think your boyfriend is too, it is perfectly acceptable to capture little farm girls and hold them hostage.
Dorothy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
ME: Go away you're not welcome here! *pushes button that make Dorothy fly back to her own fandome*
10. Animals have souls!
Dr. Dillamond: Thank you.
ME: No prob.
11. The answer of "Because Elphaba kick ass" is the answer to everything!
Elphaba: Why thank you!
12. A fun time is to run all over a city singing with your best friend and getting the citizens to sing too!
Glinda and Elphaba: good times, good times.
13. The only way to get someone to love you is to magic spell him
Nessa: Shut up.
ME: Sorry. I do like you though.
14. NEVER EVER DRINK GREEN ELIXER!
The Wizard: *Looks guilty*
15. FOR THE LAST TIME ELPHABA DID NOT DIE!
Glinda: *gasps* She didn't?
Elphaba: Glinda I'm sitting right next to you
Glinda: Sweet Oz! I didn't see you! Elphie! *Squeals so loud she blows out everyone's eardrums*
ME: I THINK THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY!
Fiyero: WHAT? I DIDN'T HEAR YOU! I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!
Nessa: WHAT? YOU FOUND A PENNY-THING?
ME: SAY GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!
Everyone: WHAT?
ME: CLOSE ENOUGH!
A/N yeah that's it. Please don't flame me. This was made for entertainment only. I'm not trying to insult or something. REVIEW!