These are BF5 quotes…
Vert: Yeah! All I have to do to see my neighbor on my phone, who is just about ten feet away from me, is first… I have to kill three leprechauns, then HE has to kill five leprechauns, we both run in a circle for seven hours, kill a chicken, sing the latest Lady Gaga song, dance to Beonce's 'Single Ladies' in RE-o-tards (Leotards), and then we can talk! ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL!
Agura: You know that you've just eaten a good meal when you throw-up afterwards.
Sherman: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR EFFIN' BLOG! GET OVER IT!
Spinner: WHO PISSED IN YOUR CHERRIOS!
Stanford: When in doubt, throw things at your Ex-Girlfriend.
Zoom: Omigod! "Do you hate this commercial?" "Yes!" "DISCOUNT!"
Tezz: I don't think it's a medical emergency. It's more like a mental emergency.
A.J.: GOD BLESSES YOU… (All serious)
Spinner: I'd rather be dying!
Sherman: Oh you and your retarded ways…
Vert: I was over there NOM NOM NOM'in away.
Zoom: DUBYAH!
Stanford: DOUBLE-YOW!
Tezz: Double Vee!
Vert: I feel… like a unicorn… took me on a magical journey… (Video XD)
Sherman: NYAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE TRAFFIC MADE ME MISS A FRIGGIN DOUBLE-RAINBOW!
Agura: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MARVELOUS BREAD FISH?
A.J.: Heh, heh, NO!
Agura: OKAY!
Zoom: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
Stanford: YEA WE LIKE WAFFLES!
Zoom: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES!
Stanford: YEA WE LIKE PANCAKES!
Zoom: DO YOU LIKE FRENH TOAST?
Stanford: No…!
Vert: Who wants cake?
Everyone: Me!
Vert: TOO BAD! D: MINE! *Nom nom nom*
Spinner: YO MAMA SO FAT SHE'S BIG! OOOOOOHHH!
Sherman: DO IT! OR I WILL KILL YOUR FAMIRY! (Family)
Spinner: no… D:
Tezz: THIS, is ketchup. *Tastes the red… SUBSTANCE* Omigod y'all, that is NOT KETCHUP… *Freaks out*
A.J.: Sometimes, I wish stores would grow a pair and say '$1' instead of '99 cents'! Just sayin'.
Spinner: IS THIS REAL?
Zoom: Sonic the Hedgehog '06 Solaris Phase 1 was so epic, my ears had an orgasm.
Sherman: *Cough* STUPID! *Cough, Cough*
Stanford: (Crying)
Agura: Why are you crying?
Stanford: My-My-My…
Agura: I mean, it's okay if you haven't hit full puberty yet! It's okay!
Stanford: *Blank face*
Vert: Yes!
Spinner: (Randomly yelling from the background) YEEEEEEEAAASSS!
Tezz: (Staring at himself in the mirror) YOU DON'T KNOW MEE!
Spinner: Activating DAY-VISION goggles…
Sherman: Those are binoculars.
Spinner: LET'S GO! (Runs out and starts shooting paintballs.) DIE HACKERS!
Sherman: Oh balls…
Spinner: (Running and shooting) OVER-KILL, KILL-MANIA, KILL-FRENZY, KILL-TACULAR, I'M BATMAN!
Sherman: (Runs alongside him) WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
Spinner: OVER-KILL! HEADSHOT!
Sherman: DIIIIEEE!
Vert: (Shoots Spinner in the chest and aims for Sherman)
Sherman: OMIGOD! THEY KILLED SPINNER!
Stanford: YOU BASTARD!
Spinner: Your MOM's makin' out with that mailman, YEA! Hey! You leave her out of this!
A.J.: I'll get the net!
Tezz: TEN POINTS FOR FROGS!
Sherman: WHAT is wrong with your body…?
Vert: Oh Mah, GOD!
Agura: Natures NINJA…
Vert: *Snap Snap*
Spinner: I'M FREE MOTHA F(Bleep)CKA'! :D
Vert: LET'S PWN SOME N00BS!
Zoom: DATH-A-LATE! *Free falls out of a helicopter*
Vert: *Jumps after him* KILL-SPREE!
Zoom: MY NAMES JAKE! (Sassy)
Stanford: EVAAAAALLL!
Agura: (Randomly LOL'ing)
Vert: (Raises his sword above his head, ready to kill Krytus) *Epic close up on his eyes*-With deep voice-CATCHPHRASE… (Kills him)
Tezz: A RACCOON!
Sherman: Kon'nichiwa…
Spinner: And you can go home… (Points to A.J.)
Zoom: 'Cause we're all ASIAAAAAAN, F(bleep)CK WHOEVER'S NOT!
Spinner: Oh my God I can reach the pedals!
Tezz: Ya' know what's really annoying? When you have a Greek dad, and he pronounces 'Feta cheese', 'FEA-TAH Cheese'.
A.J.: I wish I was Asian… Oh wait… am I from Canada…? WHAT?
Agura: Oh, I'm sorry, I think I just died…
Vert: (Taking a test for Sage)
Tezz: (Takes out an empty BB gun) PEW! PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW! PEW!
Vert: (Growls)
Spinner: (Laughing) Pewpewpew!
Vert: THAT'S ENOUGH! I CAN'T CONCENTRATE! God!
Tezz: (Clicks one more time sadly) Pew…
Sherman: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
Agura: (Cough) YOUR MOTHER! (Cough)
Spinner: So, if Tezz and A.J. are joining us… won't that make us BATTLE FORCE SEVEN? Nah, it doesn't ring…
Vert: (As his garage door is slowly being closed) Oh! I almost forgot! Hey Stanford! (While getting on his knees so you can still see his face)Canyoumowyourlawninahurricane,nopedidn'tthinksoHAHAHAHAHAAA-!"(Door closes)
Stanford: MEW!
Sherman: DON'T TALK S(Bleep)T ABOUT ME! IMMA BAD(Bleep)S! INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR, I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE, THE-A-TA!
Vert: Ehh, your goals in life aren't my problem!
Zoom: My eyes, my eyes, look mad 'cause someone stole my eggroll…
Tezz: YOU RACIST!
Stanford: Ya' know, THE FIRST time I saw Tezz, I could have sworn he was wearing skinny jeans…
Tezz: I was…
Zoom: Like that guy on YouTube said… 'I hate when guys wear skinny jeans…!' So does that mean you're a gay Russian?
Tezz: O.O;
Vert: I wanna be Asian!
Spinner: *tisk* I wish I were half-black!
Vert:…
Agura: HEY! You're lucky that I'm not a member of PETA. 'Cause I got connections!
Sherman: Heheh, LOAL.
Spinner: I got shot once… and tased… I come from a BAD place.
A.J: I DON'T WANNA GET KILLED BY YOU!
Vert: COOKIES…
Stanford: LEAVE MJ ALONE! YOU'RE LUCKY HE EVEN PREFORMED FOR YOU BASTARDS! (Cries)
Sherman: THAT'S THE THIRD STAR TREK REFERANCE YOU'VE MADE TODAY, YOU FAGGOT! ;D
Vert: So, what's REALLY in Lady GaGa's pants?"
(As they pass a truck in town)
A.J.: *Gasp* OPTIMUS PRIME!
Stanford: And then we should all LOAL at your crazy shenanigans!
Agura: Maybe today, maybe tomorrow… I don't kn-AH! *Kicks Spinner in the crotch*
Spinner: GAH!
Zoom: I GO TO RESTARAUNTS TO GET FAT! DON'T RUIN THAT FOR MEH!
Zoom: Fatty Fatty 2x4, WAKE UP FA(Bleep)SS!
Sherman: Nouuu!
Well that's all I got. XP