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How to Annoy Chief Charlie Swan

1. Do something to make his daughter run off to another country for 3 days.

2. Do something to cause his daughter to break her leg among various other body parts.

3. Date and marry his daughter (especially if you are handsome and mysterious).

4. Make him think you have got his daughter pregnant.

5. Make his daughter scream, cry, have bad dreams and turn into an adreniline junkie when you leave for a long time.

6. Somehow be bulletproof.

7. Always be around his daughter.

8. Distract his daughter from all her other friends-including Jacob Black.

9. Destory all traces of the ultimate beer known as 'Vitamin R'

10. Kill his daughter Bella or best buddy Harry Clearwater