Chapter 5~Prussis is…Awesome? Wait and on a Boat?

Prussia jumped up and practically charged the DJ. He told him the song and jumped up ready to sing.

Germany face palmed and placed his head on the table, this was not going to end well for his confidence in his bruder. Italy patted him on the back, his silly smile still in place.

"I'm sure Gilbert will do just fine!" Exclaimed the little Italian.

"Nein…he will do horrible…" mumbled the German.

The beginning of the song started to play, Prussia didn't start there thru he just let it play:

I don't necessarily need to be here for this
I'm gonna keep the headphones up

Now Prussia started to sing, none to gracefully either…

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, no you're not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome driving around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, quarter of my life's gone by
And I met all my friend's online

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome, can't afford to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

You know my pants sag low, even though
That went out of style ten years ago
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle

And lyrically I'm not the best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous, fell the awesomeness
The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage-fest

Oh yes, the girls are repulsed...

"…WHAT THE HELL THIS SONG ISN'T ABOUT BEING AWESOME AT ALL!YO DJ NEED A SONG CHANGE! I'M ON A BOAT!" yelled the albino.

Oh shit get your towels ready
It's about to go down
Everyone in the place hit the fucking deck
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We're running this, let's go

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking boat

I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat

The Prussian started to do some odd dance moves, no one was really sure what he was doing…really.

Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch
We're drinking Santana champ cause it's so crisp
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is real

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road
Poseidon, look at me, oh, all hands on deck
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking boat

Prussia jumped off the stage and walked back to his table. Spain and Hungary were laughing their asses off, Romano was glaring at Germany, and Austria had a look of distress on his face.

"That was amazing mi amigo!" Said Spain through is snorts of laughter. Hungary just kept laughing and now had her hands to her stomach.

"Now that was awesome!" Shouted Prussia.

Meanwhile Germany was downing beers faster than the people could bring them, good thing he was a country and couldn't kill his liver…right?

Hey sorry for such a late update buy been busy! i really like the little twist on this one! XD

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~DBH~