Description: Wrote this story because I was bored. Hope you enjoy it.

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story.

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." ~Franklin P. Jones

It's the first day of kindergarten and the gang is all here!

"Good morning children. Welcome to the first day of Kindergarten. I am your teacher and my name is Mrs. Strauss. I'm looking forward to getting to know each and every one of you. So we're going to stand up and introduce ourselves. I want you to say your name, and what you want to be when you grow up. We'll start with you first." Strauss said, pointing to a boy with medium brown hair and light brown eyes."

"My name is Jason Gideon and I want to be a bird watcher when I grow up."

"That sounds like fun Jason. I love birds. Alright, let's go with you next." Strauss said, pointing to a boy with dark brown hair and light brown eyes.

"My name is David Rossi and I want to be a bird killer when I grow up." David said, causing Jason to cry.

"David, birds are our friends. We don't want to hurt them. Can you think of anything else that you would like to be when you grow up?" Strauss asked.

"Alright then. I guess I'll be a famous chef." Rossi said, sounding disappointed.

"I bet you'll be a wonderful chef. I can't wait to try your food. Let's go with you next." Strauss said, pointing to a girl with blonde pigtailed hair and brown eyes.

"Hi my name is Penelope Garcia and I want to be a fashion designer when I grow up.'
"That sounds like a fun job. And I love your colorful outfit. Alright sweetie, your turn now." Strauss said, pointing to a girl with black hair and dark brown eyes.

"I'm Emily Prentiss and I want to be a spy when I grow up."

"Oh how wonderful. I hear spies have lots of fun. Okay, how about you next?" Strauss asked, pointing to a girl with brown hair and brown eyes.

"I'm Elle Greenaway and I want to be a princess when I grow up."

"Fat chance in hell." Emily mumbled.

"Emily did you say something?" Strauss asked.

"Yeah, I said, fat chance in hell!" Emily shouted.

"Emily, we don't say things like that. And please remove the gum from your mouth. That is not allowed in this room." Strauss said sternly.

"Sorry Mrs. Strauss and sorry Elle." Emily said as she leaned across the aisle and tucked the chewed up piece of gum beneath a strand of Elle's hair.

"Ewe! Mrs. Strauss, Emily put gum in my hair! Get it out!" Elle whined.

"It's alright Elle. Go down to the nurse's office and she'll get it out for you with peanut butter." Strauss said.

Elle walked out of the room, nearly in tears.

"Mrs. Strauss, is Elle going to die?" Garcia asked, scared.

"Oh no sweetie. Why would you ask that?"

"Because you sent her to the nurse's office. And most of the time when you get sent there, you die." Garcia said.

"It's okay, Penelope. Elle just went there have the gum taken out of her hair. I'm sure it won't hurt at all." Strauss said, reassuring the scared child.

"Yeah Penelope, from now on, Elle Greenaway will be known as Peanut Butter Head." Emily said.

"That's enough Emily or you'll be sent to the principal's office. Now let's get back to the introductions. We'll go with you now." Strauss said, pointing to a boy with dark skein, black hair and brown eyes.

"My name is Derek Morgan and I want to be a superhero when I grow up."
"I bet you'll be everyone's favorite superhero. Your turn now, sweetie." Strauss said, pointing to a boy with black hair and dark brown eyes.

"My name is Aaron Hotchner and I want to be prom king and you're going to be my prom queen."

Strauss laughed at what she just heard.

"I'm very honored, but I don't think I'll be young by the time prom gets here.

"How old are you right, now? Mrs. Strauss?" Hotch asked, curious.

"I am thirty five years old."

"So by the time prom gets here, I'll be about seventeen years old and you'll be a hundred and sixteen years old."

"Oh no, I won't be that old. I'll probably be about fifty years old. And I love the suit you're wearing. Moving on, your turn sweetie." Strauss said, pointing to a boy with medium blonde hair and brown eyes with glasses.

"My name is Spencer Reid and I want to be a doctor when I grow up."

"I think you'll be a wonderful doctor. Okay last but not least, your turn now." Strauss said, pointing to a blonde haired, blue eyed girl.

"My name is Jennifer Jareau. And before I announce my future job, I'll be calling you "Spence," instead of Spencer." Jennifer said, looking at Spencer. "And I want to be a soccer player when I grow up." JJ said as she kicked a soccer ball at Strauss' face.

"Wow, you have a strong kick and a good aim. I bet you'll a wonderful soccer player." Strauss said, while holding her forehead.

"Sorry Mrs. Strauss." Jennifer said, trying not to smile.

End of chapter one. Please review. Chapter two will be up soon.