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Allison: guess what?
Katy: what?
Allison: im bored
Katy: *sarcasticly* Oh No
Allison: *sarcasticly* i know..
(Scream)
Katy: what the fuck?
Allison: what was that?
Katy: i think Adam got caught trying to peek at Kris in the shower
Kris: ADAM WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Adam: Uhh...nothing...yet
Kris: GET OUT NOW!
*Adam walks downstairs*
Adam: hey guys
Katy&Allison: hey
Katy: got caught?
Adam: yea
Allison: AGAIN! Adam this is you 4th time getting caught peeking at Kris
Adam: im sorry he's just too hot
Allison: *under her breath* Dumbass
*Kris walks downstairs*
Kris: Adam you got a problem
Adam: *scoffs* i do not
Allison&Katy: Yea you do
Adam: do not
Kris: Adam your my friend, im taking you to a therapist
Adam: *whines* I dont wanna go to a therapist
Kris: well to bad, you are
Allison: have fun trying to get Adam to go somewhere he dont wanna go
Kris: Oh i will, (to Adam) I'll give you a kiss if you go to the therapist
Adam: OKAY!
*At The Therapist*
Therapist: now Adam, tell me everything thats on your mind
Adam: *talks nonstop* well i think therapist are a waste of time,
Im in love with Kris,Allison thinks im a dumbass,Katy thinks im ''sexy'',
I know im sexy, but coming from a girl it's weird to me *breaths and continues*
I think i put on way too much make-up, i think my hair looks awful,I think penguins are
cute, i love your shirt and I cant breath *Breaths Again* Okay that all that on my mind.
Therapist: *mouths open*
Adam: excuse me, are you ok?
Therapist: *closes mouth* Im fine, so tell me about this 'Kris' person is?
Adam: *talks nonstop again* He's super cute, he's talented, he looks sexy naked
he love cat's, He has a cat named 'Mr. wiggles' and-
Therapist: ENOUGH! YOU TALK TO MUCH AND I THOUGH I WAS ANNOYING, YOUR ANNOYING,
YOUR A DUMBASS, AND YOUR SEXY, BUT YOUR A FUCKEN IDIOT! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!
*Outside*
Kris: so, how did it go?
Adam: great except for the fact that she called me a Fucking idiot and dumbass.
Kris: sorry, she has anger issues
Adam: i figured that, Now i want my kiss
Kris: no Adam im not kissing you
Adam: *starts to cry* WHAT?
Kris: let's get back to the mansion
*At The Mansion*
Allison: hey how did it- Oh my god Adam, your crying, what happened?
Adam: Kris Said, if i go to the therapist, he would give me a kiss, and,and
Allison: and?
Adam: *starts to cry more* HE DIDNT GIVE ME A KISS!
*Kris runs out the room*
Allison: KRIS GET YOU ASS BACK HERE!
*Kris locks himself in a room*
Allison: *Shakes the door knob* KRIS I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!
Kris: *spanish accent* Kris no here
Allison: Oh, okay, bye
Kris: *sighs* thank god
*door knob shakes*
Kris: what the hell?
*door opens and Allison is right there*
Allison: your in Adam's room, and i have a key
Kris: *looks around* Oh No *gulps*
Allison: Ahh!
Kris: OW. ADAM HELP!
*Adam at the door*
Adam: No
Kris: PLEA- PLEASE ADAM I'LL KISS YOU!
Adam: lier
Kris: NO I- OW. I PROMISE-
Adam: FINE! Alli you can stop now
Allison: ok, bye Kris have fun *leaves room*
Adam: ok so-
Kris: ...
Adam: ...
Kris: ...
Adam: ...
Kris: ...
Adam: ...
Kris: ...
Adam: Wow that..was..amazing!
Kris: whatever im out
*Kris leaves room*
*Downstairs*
Allison: how did it go?
Kris: Horrible
Adam: Amazing
Katy: that's what you get, Kris
Kris: drop it
Adam: Here Kris, have a sandwich
Kris: thanks *bites* hmm *spits out* WHAT THE HELL IS IN THERE?
Adam: Mayo,Lettuce,Turkey, crack And Tomato
Kris: then why- wait, what did you say?
Adam: Tomato
Kris: before that
Adam: Turkey
Kris: no after that
Adam: Tomato
Kris: Oh, just forget it
Adam: wait! are you gonna eat your sandwich?
Kris: NO!
Adam: kay, Hm? KATY?
Katy: im right here
Adam: oh, want this sandwich?
Katy: okay
*Allison's room*
Allison: im a twitterholic
*knock,knock*
Allison: who is it?
Kris: It's Kris, can come in?
Allison: sure
*comes in*
Kris: hey Alli?
Allison: hm?
Kris: do you know what's wrong with Katy?
Allison: what do you mean?
Kris: well...
Katy: (downstairs) PUPPYS!
Allison: what did you do to her?
Kris: i didnt do anything
Allison: Come on let's go downstairs
*Downstairs*
Allison: Katy, you okay?
Katy: DORA,DORA,DORA!
Adam: Hey guys
Kris: Adam, what happened to Katy
Adam: (lieing badly) I dont know..
Allison: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!
Adam: AHH! okay,okay...i gave her crack
Kris: why the fuck would you give her crack?
Adam: well, you know that sandwich i made you?
Kris: yea
Adam: well, it had Mayo,Lettuce,Turkey,Crack and Tomato
Kris: YOU GAVE MY WIFE CRACK!
Adam: sorry
Katy: I LOVE YOU ADAM!
*Katy hugs Adam*
Adam: Katy im gay, and im in love with Kris
Katy: what?
*Lets go of Adam and gets a knife,an heads for Kris*
Allison: Katy? what are you gonna do with that knife?
Katy: *stops and hold knife up* I DO NOT KNOW! *burst out laughing*
Allison: *burst out laughing*
Adam: *does the same*
Kris: WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY?
*everyones still laughing*
Kris: Fuck Off
*Kris leaves*
MY SIDES HURT
Allison: ME TOO
Katy: ME THREE *Stops* Wheres my Krissykins?
Adam: excuse me?
Allison: Oh No
*Adam and Katy start yelling at eachothers*
Allison: weirdo's *leaves*
Adam: Alli? Alli?
Katy: She left
Adam: oh! *leaves*
Katy: WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS LEAVE ME ALONE!
*cricket sounds*
Katy: anyone there?
*cricket sounds*
Katy: oh come on
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Lot's Of Love :)