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Voice-mail

"Goku! Stop sitting around and do something. It's not healthy to sit around all day." Chichi said coming into their small living room holding a duster.

"I don't have anything to do Chichi. I don't have anybody to train with! Gohan's living with Videl now, Goten's at CapsuleCorp., and Piccolo is at the Lookout. " Goku complained.

With Majin Buu defeated nearly two years ago, the Earth has re-entered it's years of peace. And with no current threats to the Earth, most of the Z fighters have become very relaxed; stopping their training almost entirely. Thus leaving the thrid-class Sayian Goku without a sparring partner.

"Why don't you call Vegeta? He still trains doesn't he? I'm sure he would like to spar." Chichi said as she dusted around the bookshelf.

"I don't know Chichi, Vegeta likes to train alone. And I doubt he'll even answer the phone" Goku said scratching his scalp while voicing his thought.

"Well, it never hurts to try. And while I was on the phone with Bulma the other week I heard she got Vegeta a cell phone, so he's bound to answer it." Chichi casted a look over at Goku. She hated seeing her husband be lazy. She wouldn't mind Goku training with Vegeta, but her precious babies were out of the question.

"Oh really Chi? That's great! What's his number?" Goku said standing up excitedly. By now he knew better than to Instant Transmission over to CapsuleCorp., having made Bulma and Vegeta furious previously by dropping in unexpectantly. Vegeta was especially mad.

"Here Goku," Chichi said pulling a card out of her apron, "That's his number. Have fun and be safe Goku.. And you better be back before dinner! Gohan and Videl are coming over and they say they have some pretty big news. Got it?"

Goku nodded, then walked over to the phone in the kitchen. He dialed Vegeta's phone then waited.

Ring... Ring...Ring...

It kept on ringing. Just when Goku thought the voice mail was going to come on he heard Vegeta.

"What?"

"Oh hey Vegeta!" Goku said smiling. He heard Vegeta sigh.

"What do you want?"

"I was wondering if you wanted to spar? Beca-" he started eagerly, but got interrupted.

"No"

"What? Why?" Goku said deflated.

"I'm busy"

"Doing what?" Goku asked pouting. He heard Vegeta scoff. "What?"

"You idiot. You've been talking to my voice mail." With that he heard a beep. Too shocked to leave a message, he just stood there with his mouth open.

"Argh! Vegeta!" He said before he smashed the phone back into the receiver. I can't believe him! Who would do that to their voice mail? Argh! I feel so stupid now. Goku crossed his arm's and breathed out angrily. Vegeta just knew how to get to him. After a few minutes he dialed his number again. It rang again.

"What?" Vegeta said.

"Argh! Vegeta! Why would you do that?" Goku exclaimed like an upset child. Vegeta sighed.

"What do you want?"

"I want you to apologize!" Goku huffed.

"No"

"And why not Vegeta?"

"I'm busy"

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"Vegeta! Would you just answer your stupid phone already? They've already called five times now! Who is it anyway?" Bulma complained turning towards Vegeta who was on the couch next to her.

Vegeta's lips were twitching with suppressed laughter. That idiot Kakarot never learns, he just keeps calling and calling. It's hilarious actually. He stopped for about ten minutes and Vegeta listened to the voicemails he left. Each one Kakarot got more and more frustrated.

"Kakarot won't stop calling me. It's not my fault that he keeps on falling for my voice mail. So quit your whining, woman." Vegeta said pressing ignore on his phone.

"Why don't you just answer him. He's going to pop in here if you don't. Stop being an ass." Bulma said turning her attention back to the television.

Vegeta rolled him eyes, then pressed call-back on his phone. Unfortunately Bulma made learn how to work his phone. What a useless skill. After one ring he heard Kakarot pick up.

"Vegeta!" he heard the clown exclaim. Vegeta pressed call end button. Bulma turned towards him and glared.

"Whoops"

"You did that on purpose!" Bulma snickered. "Just call him and talk to him. It could be important Vegeta." she scolded. Vegeta scoffed.

"If it really was important woman, Kakarot would have come by now." Vegeta paused, "But I'll call him back. I'm tired of him leaving me voice mails with him just whining my name."

He pressed the call-back option on his phone again and waited. Ring...Ring...Ring... "Hello?"

"Kakarot." he scoffed.

"Is that you Vegeta?" he said sounding almost hopeful.

"Of course it's me you idiot"

Silence.

"Why were you-AHH!" Vegeta screamed when he heard a bull horn blast through the phone.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET VEGETA!" Goku shouted after the horn, "Now leave a voicemail after the beep." he said politely. The beep sounded, but all Vegeta could do was moan and cover his ears. Bulma fell off the couch while laughing at her husband.

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"That wasn't very nice of you Goku," Chichi scolded, yet she had a smile on her face as she watched her husband roll around on the floor with laughter.

Vegeta: -1 Goku: 50

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Review for my first DBZ story? (Not my first story, just first in this category) Could you tell?

~blackstaar :)

[EDIT 10/7/12, Cleaned it up a bit. Fixed up small mistakes and all that]