"We are standing at a robbery scene that has baffled scientists and religious leaders alike. Sir, would you care to tell us what happened?"

"Well, I was on the night shift at Sam's Grocery, and this girl, she flew in! She had freakin' wings! But here's the weird part – the chick didn't even go for the cash register, man. She went to the – the mothafuckin' bakery aisle!"

"And what did she take, exactly?"

"I dunno what she took, I was too busy running."

Fang switched off the T.V., and glared at Max, who was quietly eating a box of cookies.


As you can tell, this is a two-shot thingie. :]

It takes place a little after The Angel Experiment, so the Flock is still on the run.

And the guy talking first is a news reporter. :]