A/N: Hey, so this is my first fanfic, and I can't decide whether or not I want to just leave it as a little one-shot, or add more chapters. I kind of want to add more chapters, but part of me just wants to leave it as is. What do yo guys think! If you leave a review, it'll be pretty much up to you since I'm expecting like 2 reviews total. Anyway, read it!

Disclaimer thingy: I suppose I don't own Big Time Rush. You probably don't want me to go into detail on how it would be different, for your mental health. But you probably get the idea, since I'm saying this.

Kendall opened the door to apartment 2J, taking a deep breath. The other guys followed him, giving each other confused glances, wondering why this had to be done now. Katie was only ten!

They walked in to find Katie sitting on the couch, watching some TV show that was way innapropriate for her age. Maybe that was why they had to do this.

"Um, Katie," Kendall began, hesitantly, "Is mom home?"

"Nope," she replied without taking her eyes off the TV.

"Okay, then we have something we'd like to talk to you about," He said, taking a deep breath. Katie just nodded dissmisively. "Could you turn the TV off?" he added.

Katie gave him one look, noticing how uncomfortable her brother seemed. Behind him, Carlos was snickering, Logan looked concentrated and serious, and James was just full-on beaming. Now she couldn't wait to hear this. She turned the TV off and turned her attention to the boys.

"Aright, so, Katie, do you know what, um," he paused, but Carlos finished for him.

"Do you know what sex is?" he blurted it out, getting it over with.

James laughed. "Dude, of course she knows. Look what she's watching!"

Katie nodded. "Yeah, I know. Why?" She looked amused.

"Good," Kendall began, sitting down on one of the bar stools. "Wait, you know, everything?"

"Pretty much."

"Okay, well we thought you should hear about it now, so when you're our age, you, um- won't." He continued, adding, "I mean, at our age," he gestured to the rest of the guys, "you just shouldn't. It's not good. Most people don't until they get married. Heck, some people choose to stay a virgin for life," now James was laughing. Kendall shot him a threatening glare. "And that's totally cool. I think it's a great idea. I've never personally had sex, but I've heard it is not fun."

"Bullshit," James began, moving next to Kendall, and rubbing his hands together. "That is not true. I have had sex, many times," he looked up, smiling at his own thoughts, "and it is great. So don't listen to your brother. I've banged so many girls here and in Minnesota and they all love me and-"

"JAMES!" Kendall screamed. "Shut up!" He tackled him.

"Well," Carlos began, "I have never done it, but they still won't completely tell me how!" Everyone looked at him, slowly shaking their heads. "Anyway, I probably would have, but no one will do it with me! But I've heard it's pretty great from James and your br-" Kendall shot him a shut-the-fuck-up-now-or-I-will-kick-your-ass look, so Carlos continued, "I mean James. J-just James."

Katie giggled, thinking this was pretty much the funniest thing she'd ever seen. Next came Logan's turn to talk. Kendall had let James go, and James had quietly agreed not to share anymore.

"Anyway," Logan began, "I have had the opportunity to have sex," he said, thinking of Camille, "but decided not to because of the risks involved." Kendall looked satisfied by this. Katie had seen that coming. What she didn't see coming was Logan reaching behind the couch, and pulling out a white board, covered in facts about pregnancy and STD's. She cut him off as he began to lecture her about it.

"Dude, I'm ten!" She turned to Kendall, who still looked uncomfortable, "And I won't have sex. Don't worry."

He visibly relaxed, satisfied. Just as they were about to get up and leave, the door opened, and Jo walked in.

"Kendall," she began, "I'm pregnant."

Kendall's jaw dropped. Logan spit out his drink. Carlos leaned forward raising his eyebrows, as if to say 'come again?' James just looked panicked.

"Shit." James stated. Kendall was still speechless, only able to scrunch his face up into his 'ooh I'm screwed' look.

"So, I guess you have done it," Katie said, looking satisfied, even though she too was surprised.

Mrs. Knight walked in, "Hey," she began, then, noticing the expression on everyone's faces, added, "What happened?"

Kendall nodded slowly to Logan, who went over and quietly filled her in. Mrs. Knight's eyes grew wide, and she grabbed her purse, knowing she needed to leave the boys and Jo alone for awhile.

"Katie, we're going to the grocery store. Now!" She called.

"But Mom-"

"KATIE!"

Katie sighed, rolled her eyes, and followed her mom out the door. As soon as the door closed behind them, Kendall turned to Jo, finally able to speak.

"So... Are you sure?"

"Yup," she said, looking at the ground. Kendall passed out, falling back onto the big orange couch.

"Fuck. I'm so screwed. Kendall's gonna be so pissed, then he's gonna beat the shit out of me, and he's gonna screw up my face, and I won't be pretty anymore-"

Jo cut him off, "James! Focus! How are we gonna tell Kendall?"

"Whoa, whoa," Carlos said, "Tell Kendall what?"

James took a deep breath, "Well, every time they," he gestured to Jo and the unconcious Kendall, "had sex, they used a condom. Which means, there's a pretty good chance this is my bad."

"What?" Logan screamed, shocked. "You two had sex?"

"Just once..." Jo said, turning red, "It just sort of, happened."

"And I was great," James added, before realizing this probably wasn't a good time to brag.

"So... you, slept with Kendall's girlfriend." Logan said, trying to figure this out in his head.

"Pretty much," James replied.

"Nice!" Carlos exclaimed, then realized what this meant. "Oh..."

"And now she's gonna have your baby," Logan continued, "which Kendall thinks is his."

"This is a mess," Jo shook her head, covering her face with one hand.

"The good side," James mentioned, "is that your baby is gonna be gorgeous," he pulled out his mirror, then started moving his eyebrows, still looking at the mirror, adding, "and will be a lot less likely to have crazy-ass eyebrows." They all looked at Kendall, then at Jo, then at James. It was true.

A/N: So, what did you think? Was it good? Awful? Is it done? Should I add more? review!

Also, the title is based off a Fall Out Boy song, pretty much about a teenage one-night stand and getting some girl pregnant. Make sense now? Listen to the song, it's pretty good!