Ted/Bob Saget:

Kids. even though the snowstorm only lasted three days, Connor and Murphy arranged their flight schedule to stay in New York another week. And then they came back to the city every other weekend. We had a lot of great times with them – but those stories are a bit too mature for you.

Your Uncle Barney's gay phase didn't last long. In fact, it ended after Connor moved back to Ireland. Barney claimed he had fulfilled his necessity, and being with a man made him realize how much he loved being with women, and blah blah blah. But really, I think Uncle Barney loved Connor so much, he could never replace him with another man.

(So he made do, as you know, with hundreds more women.)

And that's how I met the Boondock Saints.