A/N~Hm, well, I got bored. And I wanted to try something. That's my excuse. Deal with it.

Here's my OS that may or may not be about what you think it is...


When Have I Ever Misled You?

"Shisui, do I really have to do this?"

"Yes!"

"Why?"

"Because! Look, you don't have enough 'fun' in your life. I promise you'll love it!"

Shisui smiled and thrust the sweet stick into his friend's face. Itachi turned his head away from his older cousin, who was now legally classified as 'insane,' with a look of disgust on his face.

The older of the two boys sighed. He had never led Itachi wrong. Well, except for that one time when he thought Hana Inuzuka had a crush on him. The younger Uchiha protested, but Shisui persuaded him to take a chance and ask her out. Turns out that she hated the kid. Itachi got slapped, and Shisui was shunned big-time by his friend for a good week and a half before he apologized for the 187th time. (The older Uchiha learned to count sorries when it came to Itachi.)

Shisui put on his Puppy Doggie Eyes of Doom that always seemed to work on his little cousin. When a grunt of disinterest was all he got in response, he turned up the Cute-O-Meter from "Puppy" to "Sasuke."

Finally, after Shisui whimpered a couple of times, Itachi sighed and gave up.

"C'mon, now. Open wide!" He rolled his onyx eyes and allowed his insane friend to slide the sweet stick into his mouth. Shisui smiled from ear to ear. He knew his friend would love him for this.

The younger Uchiha hesitated, then resolved to taste it. Sweet with a touch of sour in it. Itachi half-smiled. Just what he liked. He took the base of the stick in his hand and slid it further in his mouth. He heard his friend giggle.

Itachi's tongue licked the end, his taste buds picking up the sweet substance that covered it. He twirled the sweet but sour stick in his mouth, loving every second of the experience. The older Uchiha's grin grew, watching his friend's moves intently.

Itachi shoved the rest of the sweet stick into his mouth and sighed. He licked the rest of the stuff off of it, leaving only the bitter taste. The younger boy made a tart face for a moment, and Shisui laughed at his friend's reaction.

"So do you love me yet, hmm?" The older one teased, making the younger one blush. Itachi nodded, twirling the sweet stick in his mouth again.

He was starting to think that for about 2% of the time, Shisui had good ideas. Of course, that meant the other 98% of the time was his lunch break, and that's when Itachi took over.

However, when it came to things like this, Shisui was always the best. He had better ways to deal with Itachi than any other person, especially the girls. Girls didn't understand what he liked.

A secret, but the young Uchiha preferred Shisui over anyone else when it came to the topic of-

"I told you that Pocky was awesometastically yummy!"

-sweets.

As Itachi finished the sweet Pocky stick and licked the melted chocolate off of his fingers, he sighed. "For once, you were right, Shisui."

"Of course I was, dude! This is my 2% of the time to be a genius. I can't mislead you on my 2% out of the whole freaking year! I'm getting paid for this, you know!" Itachi just rolled his eyes and reached for another chocolate-covered stick.


A/N~You thought Itachi was doing what? I got you, don't lie. That's what I wanted to try- tricking the audience.

Reviews are a very nice way to tell an author that her trick worked, and you hate her for it! XD