Title: I Herpes You!
Characters: Dean, Castiel, Sam, Gabriel,
Pairings: Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabriel
Warnings: Crude langue and behavior
Summary: Dean and Sam get new Iphones. Let the wonder that is Autocorrect begin!
AN: Lots of coffee and getting off early from work equals way too much boredom time for me to handle responsibly. Okay I'm going to list these out because I confused myself just writing these and I don't want to confuse other people lol. First the sent are all from Sam's phone and the received are Dean's phone. First convo: Sam and Dean. Second Convo: Sam and Cas. Third Convo: Sam and Gabriel. Fourth Convo: Dean and Cas! There I hope I didn't confuse you too much lol.
Sent: Walrus wetting?
Received: Sam? Are you drunk?
Sent: Not Semen.
Received: Well that's good to know.
Sent: Not Semen.
Received: Yeah got that already.
Sent: Cast Iron!
Received: Cas?
Sent: Yellow!
Received: Why do you have Salmonella's phone?
Received: Salmonella*
Received: Salmonella*
Received: Frank this site! Get your astral over head! I wanna fickle yuck!
Sent: Bee there in a supper Dinner!
Sent: I herpes these phones.
Received: Yeah I herpes them too!
AN2: I really need to stop drinking coffee it only leads to strange strange things! This is mostly spurred by the fact that I tried my friends new IPhone and all that I was able to text was a horribly deformed garbled messed of unintelligent words and phrases. Obviously I am not meant to use so called sophisticated electronic devices. And apparently neither are Dean and Cas.