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15 things Dobby shouldn't do at Hogwarts:
1. He should never try to save anybody's life, maybe except Draco Malfoy's.
2. He shouldn't blame the number of socks he is wearing as an excuse for not being able to properly balance himself.
3. He should never send anybody live things for Christmas, however useful he may find them.
4. He shouldn't tie one end of a cord around Kreacher's waist and the other end onto his just to make sure that Harry Potter doesn't forget to call Dobby in case he is need need of help from an elf.
5. Dobby should not promise free treats to Peeves just to turn invisible and trip Lucius Malfoy over everytime he steps into Hogwarts.
6. Dobby should not put up baubles shaped like Harry's head for Christmas.
7. Dobby should not put up baubles shaped like Bellatrix Lestrange's head for Halloween.
8. Dobby should not use the Mirror of the Erised only to see himself in Harry Potter pajamas.
9. Dobby should not use his monthly day off to prepare a song about the greatness of the Golden Trio.
10. Dobby should not attempt to sing the above mentioned song in the Kitchens.
11. Dobby should not attempt to sing it anywhere else either.
12. Dobby should remember that Harry Potter can survive without him offering to carry chocolate eclairs and butterbeer up to the Gryffindor common room every 15 minutes.
13. Dobby should remember that whatever Ronald Weasley says, he also can survive the day without having to snack every half an hour.
14. Dobby should not ask Hermoine Granger if he can do anything to help her before an exam. If he wants to, he must borrow earmuffs from the greenhouse before doing it. And then make sure that the earmuffs are hidden by atleast a dozen elf hats.
15. Dobby should not go around the castle leading a Patrol team consisting of a half-drunk Winky and a thouroughly unwilling Peeves to 'ensure the safety and security of Harry Potter' by making sure that none of the Quiddich balls are jinxed.