Munchies

Tallahassee's glare wasn't anything Columbus was enjoying as he saw it reflect through the rearview mirror.

"Um Talla-"

"Shut up Spit Fuck." Tallahassee hissed as his hand gripped the steering wheel tighter to the point his knuckles turned white.

"Is something wrong?" Columbus asked anyway, a bit of concern laced in his near trembling voice.

"What the fuck do you think is wrong Spit Fuck? I mean, I'm craving the creme filled yellow sponge that has an expiration date like almost every food!" Tallahassee bellowed as he turned his gaze onto the shorter man, letting him feel his glare.

"Ok. I get it." Columbus muttered as he sunk down in his seat.

The snake skinned jacket wearing man turned his attention back to the road, running a zombie over.

"Um, can we stop? I gotta pee." Little Rock announced from the backseat.

Tallahassee glared at the youngest of the four before slamming his foot down on the brake, making them almost fly forward if they didn't have their seatbelts on. "Hurry up, you got five seconds and four and a half are already up."

Everyone that had to use the bathroom ran out with some sort of protection.

Columbus walked around, his hands clenching the two barrel shotgun to his chest. Walking around, he turned every so often to see if he was being followed by a group of undead or just one single zombie. That's when his eye caught a store that looked innocent enough to enter. Luckily he didn't have Tallahassee joining or he would be making all the noises to attract the zombies if they were in the store.

Walking into the store, he ignored all the objects that would make noise to attract them. Looking around, he saw the one junk food he wanted – twinkies!

Grabbing as many as he could, he ran out of the store and back to the hummer that was waiting for him.

"Where were you Spit Fuck?" Tallahassee asked as he saw the short man hop into the vehicle.

"I went pee and found something that you might like."

"Will it get me my Zombie of the Week award?" Tallahassee asked with that little hopeful glint in his eye.

"No, but there's another goal in your life." Columbus answered.

"Twinkies!" Tallahassee blurted out as he got into Columbus' face.

"Bingo!" Columbus cheered as he held up all the bags he grabbed.

Tallahassee grabbed all of them and tossed them into his lap, a wide, crazy grin on his face. "Thank you Columbus!"

A blush covered the younger man's face as Tallahassee's lips graced his own. He wasn't sure what was going on but he felt his heart go crazy.

Wichita cleared her throat, a little nose bleed on her face as she tapped on the half-opened glass.

"Let's get going." Little Rock chimed as she got into the back seat with her sister.

A/N: I got done watching Zombieland for the first time in my life. And I admit, the Talumbus pairing or however you put it is cute. I hope I didn't make them too OOC. Please review and tell me if I did really good!