Pinky!

Summary: Bella gets drunk and jams her finger in a door! Edward comes home and he is not happy!

Pinky: Chapter 1

"Bella please come over to my house I cannot risk you being there by yourself" Edward said over the phone

"No I am perfectly fine here thank you very much!" Bella replied

"Pleeeeeeeeease?"

"Fine, fine, fine. I`ll go!" Bella snapped while she slammed the phone down

Bella quickly got changed into some skinny jeans a blue Pulp shirt and purple Converse and headed out to her old Chevvy truck.

15 Minutes Later

"BELLA!" Emmett yelled as he picked his future sister up from the ground and into a HUGE bear hug

"Emmett...cant...breath..." She gasped from air

"Oh yeh sorry...Come on in" Emmett swung Bella over his sholder and walked into the house

30 Minuites Later

"Bella want something to drink?" Emmett asked

"Sure can I get some apple juice please?"

"Sure" Emmett smirked to himself and his little plan

Emmett got in the kitchen and pulled out a carton of apple juice and a bottle of Vodka and then mixed it together still smirking to himself

"Here ya go Bella" Emmett hander her the "Juice"

"Thanks" Bella downed the drink and liked it

"...Can I get more please" She asked

1 hour and 15 glasses of Vodka Apple Later

"OW! Jesus Christ!" Bella screamed

"Bella whats wrong are you hurt?" Asked Emmett

"I jammed my pinky in the door...I HAVE A RETARDED PINKY!"

Edward burst through the door a smell of alcahol and blood overwhelmed him.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON BELLA ARE YOU OKAY?" Edward screamed

Bella was in the corner singing a random Britney Spears song...

"Hit me baby one more..." She turned round to face Edward "Oh hey Edward!" She waved

"Bella are you okay?" Edward questioned

"I have a RETARDED pinky...but its not as retarded as your face..." Chanted Bella

Just then...she passed out on the floor...

And that "I have a RETARDED pinky...but its not as retarded as your face..." line was inspired by my BEST friend Cammie who actually said that SHES sooo funny!