Maxy PandaChanTheFirst
Fuck you I'm waayyyy too lazy to sign into my account.
BB I hope you know that you owe me big time for bailing your "daughter" (NOTE THE QUOTATION MARKS) out of jail. I DEMAND STRAWBERRIES!
And how the hell do the numbers above people's heads work? Cuz I'm just plain CONFUSED as to why I can see them and I don't have the shinigami eyes.
Can I borrow something to kill with? My mom took my knives and anything that could kill someone away from me D: So yeah much appreciated.
Also, did you know Bellatrix is like, pregnant? Apparently she got drunk or something **shrug** I love how people think that the killer psychopaths care about what goes on in the world if it's not relevant...
How is a raven like a writing desk?(I know the answer, I already asked Near and L and they didn't know, so yeah I'm just seeing if you know.)
Bleh.
-throws a strawberry at your face-
Um, I guess you're a Schizophrenic like my "daughter"
-throws a knife at your face-
Kyahahahaha! I hope it's a miscarriage!
Neither of them give birth to cows?
Amaya-Ai
B! :D You're my hero!
Bellatrix is your daughter though. x) I removed your semen from you and impregnated her mother. THEN I used that thing from Bleach c Tite Kubo to make her THINK she'd been raped.
LEWL you're a virgin. xD
Not for long in my story x)
YOUR DIGNITY IS GOING DOWN IN CH 14! Ope, time for questions.
1. Who is the person you hate most in the world?
2. In relation to the last question, what would you carve into their body?
3. Did you find a suitable evil laugh for yourself?
4. Who is your favorite music artist?
5. Finally, when was the past time you ate something other than strawberry jam?
Okiebai!
-Amaya
I'm flattered.
Hoooolllyyyyy Shiiiiiit. Where did you get access to my sperm?
Well, actually, I'm not.
I lost my virginity to L just a few days ago.
But I like my dignity…
1. I want to say L, but really, probably Bellatrix.
2. I would just carve their body. Wildly. With no restraint.
3. Yep! KYAHAHAHAAHA!
4. Hum… Probably… PSAPP? They have some cool songs.
5. Yesterday, L shoved a cake in my mouth when we were fighting and I swallowed some frosting.
Bai!
SamanthaxxSlaughter
Well hello again!
you play any musical instruments?
i have a hug?
3.I love your book so much, you are just so epic!
is your favorite way to kill?Why?
5.*kisses your cheek* Goodbye!
Hello!
1. Yes, the viola and the piano… But I suck at both of them v/v
2. Yes! –hugs-
3. Why thank you!
4. That's a really difficult question… Shut up, angel me! I LOVE killing people!
5. –blushes- G-goodbye.
cheetahluv16
Me: Yeah, so, I like you, but I don't wanna say anything offensive by accident, so here's my OC Lila. She's insane, as well.
Lila: I am NOT insane! I'm special in my own disturbing ways!
Me: ...You released the lions from the zoo and rode one like a horse into a city street. You purposely electricute yourself, and you spend your free time thinking of ways to kill people.
Lila: His name was Ari and if wasn't for that damned animal-control, He'd still be mine. Electricity is fun, and if I grab someone while being electrocuted, THEY get electrocuted instead. And I don't test the methods out, so the last one doesn't count!
Anyways, BB, gotta say I LOVE your smile. And your eyes.
...That is all. Here is two-pounds of jelly for you. -quick hug-
Me: ...WHERE do you get that much jelly?
Lila: That is the power of anime, my dear Cheetah. NOTHING MAKES SENSE! Heh heh... BYE! -runs off-
Erm… Whut?
Oh, uh, thanks!
Jelly? But I like jam… -hugs back-
Bye…
TheEpiDrummer
Your hair is amazingly amazing.
Today some wammy house kids (*cough* wammyhousefgs.) were calling me a wannabe and called me Backup.
I hissed at them and told them I'd call you if you didnt shut up.
Dont you just hate that name? D:
Ugh. Wammy house kids think their soooo great. *eats nutella*
Want some nutella? Or would you prefer jam?
and how could you not like the name Mitten?
How about snowpuff?
How come no one ever comments on my amazingly amazingful face? Q.Q
Fuck them.
You did the right thing.
Yes, but… For reasons I don't believe you could ever understand…
I know, right!
Yech, that stuff is disgusting.
I dunno…
Guh, that's even worse! I think I'll call him Lawli :3
George
Jam.
Fuck. Yes. That is the best response I've ever gotten. EVER.
TheSponsor
L is alive! You had sex with him! There's video evidence! Whenever you contradict yourself, I will be there, Birthday-sama. I'm observant.
I'm writing this on the computer at work. I work at a cat motel. There is a cat sitting next to me. His name is Cyrus. Say hello, Cyrus.
Cyrus: ...(unresponsive)
Here's some jam. *gives jam*
Thank you to TheEpiDrummer and bittersweet-endings-22114 for making Birthday-sama wear the cat ears. Uber Kawaii. Yeah, I speak German and Japanese in the same sentence. I is skeeled! (No, not skilled. Skeeled!)
Ah, but it has been a few days since then, therefore I have not contradicted myself!
Hello Cyrus!~
Guh. Don't remind me.
xXMelloYelloXx
I love these things so much!
now questions for Beyond...
1)Beyond, ur seme in BBXL right? Because if you aren't i shan't give you this jam i have *holds up jam*
2)WHY DO U HATE ON KATY PERRY? WAIIII?
3)Do you ever thing deeply about life?
4)Do you watch me when I sleep?
1. (Bittersweet: He's totally seke) –blushes- A-am not! I'm seme! (Bittersweet: Seeeekeeeee!~) Grr!
2. Because she is not wantz!
3. I try not to… It all ends up in death, right?
4. …No.
LonlinessTheUmbreon
-appears beside you- ah, beyond said suffering, from that insainty quote from chapter 6. ~ -small smile- lonliness is glad that she doesnt bother Beyond!
Ah, I guess you're right! And I'm glad you don't bother me, too!
Bellatrix
Hi.
Nice catch.
Oh my god I feel stupid... stealing the book would be more fun AND cheaper.
It looked really painful, too.
Bye. *gives jam*
Hi.
Yeah.
You should.
Good for him.
Bye. –snatches jam-
WammyBoysFTW
:( Meanie
HELP ME RAISE YOUR DAUGHTER! :(
Thanks.
OH MY GOD! WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET THE FACT THAT SHE IS NOT MY DAUGHTER THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL!